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bane sieg
Eternal Beings
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
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Posted - 2016.01.07 17:29:00 -
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Just yesterday I let blues get in my dropship, flew high enough so I could jump out and let it crash making them all commit suicide. This was after a pc where only 7 showed up and after redlining them I sat in a proto rail tank sniping them at their ground spawn. While in a tank I'll intentionally run over friendly lavs or steal their tanks/lavs and drive straight into the redline. I'll camp a cru with an agimus and care not how many blues die from it in fw. (I've been banned from fw countless times) I've pushed friendly tanks into the redline and used my tank to prevent them from leaving the redline, I've awoxed pcs killing countless friendlies, I'll shoot friendly uplinks and hives and replace them with my own and I'm damn proud of all of it.
Every match I play can be summed up in one sentence:
"Well, that didn't f#cking go as planned"
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SereneJedi
9
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Posted - 2016.01.07 17:43:00 -
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The Noob Destroyer wrote:I made a bunch of mercs rage quit and biomass
While I am not this evil yet, you got to provide a story btw, pics or gtfo.
I have done some pretty dickish stuff with a MLT Forge.
The table top map, up on the table top, charging ma forge, i jump down and release the trigger to kill a scout running for the point to hack it. Survive enemy fire long enough to instablap another scout.
Start shooting at two guys with my AScP, take out the forge, destroy the one guy while the other guy seems to have died from an explosion. These guys were scrubs, stuck together to the bitter end. Good night sweet prince.
Last one, for now: this guy had a gv.0, wrecking the hell out of my team, the AV Club was hittin him pretty hard, i go to supply depot, switch to my forge, wait patiently, then blap the sucker and steal the kill. #NoRagrets
May the force be with you.
Prepare to be vahzzled
01.24.2013 \m/
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sizwe sizzle
Dead Man's Game
Preatoriani
68
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Posted - 2016.01.07 19:00:00 -
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Masking a viktos lasor rifle with a nanohive.Get insta killed by an invisible lasor rifle |
Thexan Valkorian
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
114
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Posted - 2016.01.07 19:57:00 -
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Wow, what a bunch of jerks
I Believe In The Democratization Of Fear.
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DUST Fiend
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Posted - 2016.01.07 20:07:00 -
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Thexan Valkorian wrote:Wow, what a bunch of jerks
If any of my posts seem severely negative, it's probably because they are.
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ANON Cerberus
TerranProtossZerg
999
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Posted - 2016.01.07 20:11:00 -
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Before I actually got to know Duna and start to like him I did my damn best to kill that sucker. Ambush EU servers, I used the forge a lot and learnt a lot (thanks Duna)
However I found the best total low down scrub tactic was when on the same team as Duna, follow him in an LAV and wait for him to inevitably jump out of his tank to drop an Orbital. At this point I would steal his tank and drive it into the redline
Must have done this a good few times before he started giving others SL role  |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
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Posted - 2016.01.07 20:23:00 -
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Don't mind me, just updating my DUST bucket list
Stealing the vehicles of others
Using too much proto gear far too many times
Using scrub tactic just for the heck of it
Responsible for Ruining a match by being to awesome/lame and you very presence and action had it ended one sided.
Killing the same player over and over
Whining about nothing and were one of the individuals that caused something fun and new to be nerf for no reason or had it over nerf
I made a bunch of mercs rage quit and biomass
Back when we would teamkill with our lav's in skirm...unexpectig blueberry
Set REs on uplinks and wait for someone to spawn before detonating
Rush into heavily camped indoor domination objectives with my nomad assault, chucking REs, repeat for as long as I keep getting warpoints
Galmando 5 Proficiency 5 plasma cannon vs Sica
Rooftop uplinks
...with a myo stacked amarr logi carrying a proto flaylol pistol
Stealing kills
Waiting with a charged breach forge gun aimed at an enemy / neutral installation being worn down by teammates (or enemies)
Waiting till the last second to hack an installation someone is trying to destroy
Camping CRUs
Hacking a CRU my team is trying to camp
Seriously, so many stolen kills
Probably half my total kills are stolen kills
Switching to a forge gun and focusing on the users of officer gear with the intent of instagibbing their clone when I see an officer dropsuit running around, or a victors/agimus in the killfeed
As above, with railgun installations
Offering to sell replacement officer gear to above players when they send me hate mail
Imagine a gigantic, shiny bug zapper.
Embrace your destiny.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
13
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Posted - 2016.01.07 20:25:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Don't mind me, just updating my DUST bucket list You forgot: infiltrating CCP to tell us to what is going on then totally not doing that at all.
Become the phoenix, rise again
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jane stalin
free dropships for newbs
537
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Posted - 2016.01.07 20:40:00 -
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Vicious Minotaur wrote:I convinced one player to commit sudoku in real life.
what does "commit sudoku" mean ?, Kill yourself by carving some squares and numbers on your chest?
...............................boyko...............................
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
12
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Posted - 2016.01.07 21:51:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Breakin Stuff wrote:Don't mind me, just updating my DUST bucket list You forgot: infiltrating CCP to tell us to what is going on then totally not doing that at all.
That was never on the bucket list.
I never figured anyone was loopy enough to let me in the door.
Imagine a gigantic, shiny bug zapper.
Embrace your destiny.
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Radiant Pancake3
Celestial Phoenixes
3
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Posted - 2016.01.07 21:55:00 -
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I do no such things. I am not a D1ck.
#WOLO
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Russel Moralles
Klandatu
31
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Posted - 2016.01.07 22:59:00 -
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when i am in my logi suit and someone is asking for a pick me up, i run as fast as i can to go to them making sure i get there before anyone else does, and throw a grenade at my fallen teammate.
i help them kick that bad addiction to dirty needles, you dont even know were that came from, then someone is just gonna stick it to you, thats bad, so very bad.
you should do your part to curb the addiction to dirty needles, throw a grenade at the fallen, now. |
Dreis ShadowWeaver
Dead Man's Game
Preatoriani
8
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Posted - 2016.01.07 23:37:00 -
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When I'm in a tank and I drive into a friendly LAV or Dropship, or when I detonate an RE that a blueberry is standing on
RIP Nova Knifers United
RIP Abstract Requiem
I suck at keeping things alive :'(
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
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Posted - 2016.01.08 00:10:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I do no such things. I am not a D1ck.
Tricked me into running officer IN PUBS and ran officer a lot with mr during my officer stomping sessions. 
CEO of Federation Marines 62
Bravo Company!
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Radiant Pancake3
Celestial Phoenixes
3
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Posted - 2016.01.08 00:12:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I do no such things. I am not a D1ck. Tricked me into running officer IN PUBS and ran officer a lot with mr during my officer stomping sessions.
Picks or it didn't happen... Also... Who is mr? I know no such person.
#WOLO
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
3
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Posted - 2016.01.08 00:14:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I do no such things. I am not a D1ck. Tricked me into running officer IN PUBS and ran officer a lot with mr during my officer stomping sessions. Picks or it didn't happen... Also... Who is mr? I know no such person.
*. And you actually still have the picture of me and Thelos. That's something. Your arm is in that!!!
That's your proof. You thought you got away this time!!!
CEO of Federation Marines 62
Bravo Company!
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Radiant Pancake3
Celestial Phoenixes
3
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Posted - 2016.01.08 00:16:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I do no such things. I am not a D1ck. Tricked me into running officer IN PUBS and ran officer a lot with mr during my officer stomping sessions. Picks or it didn't happen... Also... Who is mr? I know no such person. *. And you actually still have the picture of me and Thelos. That's something. Your arm is in that!!! That's your proof. You thought you got away this time!!!
Oh you mean that selfie you wanted me to take for you and use my logibro to look like a sexy camera slave? Yeah, I remember that.
#WOLO
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Lightning35 Delta514
Federation Marines 62
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Posted - 2016.01.08 00:35:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I do no such things. I am not a D1ck. Tricked me into running officer IN PUBS and ran officer a lot with mr during my officer stomping sessions. Picks or it didn't happen... Also... Who is mr? I know no such person. *. And you actually still have the picture of me and Thelos. That's something. Your arm is in that!!! That's your proof. You thought you got away this time!!! Oh you mean that selfie you wanted me to take for you and use my logibro to look like a sexy camera slave? Yeah, I remember that.
Yes that one.
CEO of Federation Marines 62
Bravo Company!
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
794
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Posted - 2016.01.08 00:49:00 -
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I was one of two logis in a dom match we were winning, but only because me and other dude were repping and reviving so god damn hard. But it was the last match before downtime and I needed to hack four more installations in order to get two free keys. So I ditched my team to run out into the field in a scout suit.
The objective was lost damn near immediately, we could never get it back, most of my team rage quit, and I died eight times trying to find any installations to hack. Apparently some douche tanker destroyed them all because he wanted WP but didn't want to put in effort. I didn't get the keys.
The thought that Dust 514 may one day be the game we dreamed it to be.
It fills you with Determination!
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Radiant Pancake3
Celestial Phoenixes
3
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Posted - 2016.01.08 01:19:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:
Oh you mean that selfie you wanted me to take for you and use my logibro to look like a sexy camera slave? Yeah, I remember that.
Yes that one.
Which I then switched out of after that? Mmkay.
#WOLO
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2016.01.08 02:02:00 -
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I once told a noob corp that if they F with some other noob corp then Team players will personally go and take all their **** and wipe em off the map. I was protecting my homies and tbh I didn't really mean it. but it was suuuuuper funnny. I felt like I was some sort of mob boss.
then.. there was that time where I really did make good on my threats and I wiped out Rawdons corp off the map and then there was 187. Damn, don't ever cross me.
Don't give me more likes.
ReversePyschology
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Sbundo'D
Dead Meta Game
220
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Posted - 2016.01.08 02:06:00 -
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Sequal's Back wrote:Thexan Valkorian wrote:Tell a time where you were acting like a d1ck. Ask my CEO. Pro D1CK there ;)
hehe..
Better yet, reading the post I just checked off all of my regular game activities 
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Sbundo'D
Dead Meta Game
220
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Posted - 2016.01.08 02:07:00 -
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Don't be a D1CK. |
SHADOWBlood ASSASSIN
eternal beings
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
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Posted - 2016.01.08 02:13:00 -
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I recently had a 52/5 game with a Bon's where a friend recommended that I run it on a speedy Min assault because it's the meta. I was gonna throw them on my Minja, but I tried it as a goof and it was hilarious. We were joking the whole time about "Well, they can all see you, but you have a ******* Bon's, so who gives a flying ****".Yes, I realize that dying 5 times with a Bon's isn't great, but I also dropped 52 kills and I had never used the "meta" fit and I was pleasantly surprised with it. It was awesome dropping my second highest kill record, even if it was a loss.
52/5 in a loss.
I was so pissed.
"When my nine in d-ck goes from your jaw to the back of your throat, please, do not f-cking complain!"
-Makaveli
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maybe deadcatz
Serris Inc
2
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Posted - 2016.01.08 02:56:00 -
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MrShooter01 wrote:**** things I sometimes frequently do
- Switching to a forge gun and focusing on the users of officer gear with the intent of instagibbing their clone wheon I see an officer dropsuit running around, or a victors/agimus in the killfeed
- As above, with railgun installations
- Offering to sell replacement officer gear to above players when they send me hate mail
Evil.
Ha!You can't kill me! I'm already dead!
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Vahzz II
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2016.01.08 05:10:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Radiant Pancake3 wrote:I do no such things. I am not a D1ck. Tricked me into running officer IN PUBS and ran officer a lot with mr during my officer stomping sessions.
Pancake is definitely a d1ck, a chubby that is tucked inside waiting to pounce.
I wonder, how bad can I be?
McLovin is scared of me.
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Git Gud Bruh
Eternal Beings
I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth
96
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Posted - 2016.01.08 05:58:00 -
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For the past month I've been TKing some guy named Esteban Tapia every time I see him in FW for absolutely no reason, he's lost 3 rattati's so far and several proto suits. I'm not sure why I started doing it but **** it. it's a tradition now.
"Militia Internet, Proto Lag" -Zandor Suzuki
"Where's Taco?"- Ice Royal
#IFoundTaco #TacoForCPM3
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Vahzz II
Chatelain Rapid Response
Gallente Federation
26
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Posted - 2016.01.08 06:09:00 -
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Git Gud Bruh wrote:For the past month I've been TKing some guy named Esteban Tapia every time I see him in FW for absolutely no reason, he's lost 3 rattati's so far and several proto suits. I'm not sure why I started doing it but **** it. it's a tradition now.
May the TK be with you.
I wonder, how bad can I be?
McLovin is scared of me.
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Monkey MAC
Rough Riders..
3
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Posted - 2016.01.08 11:25:00 -
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I used to blow up enemy tanks with AV.
Though I'm not sure if it was tea-bagging the wreckage or actually blow them up in the first place that made me the ****.
Gotta lot of hate mail for it though.
They call me the Monkey - I like to jump off sh** and piss RE's all over your tank!
Monkey Mac - Forum Warrior Lvl 3
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Scarr Beloxian
BLUEBERRIES WITH AUTISM
RUST415
73
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Posted - 2016.01.08 13:28:00 -
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Blowing up a proto gunnlogi with advanced packed av nades last night tho too...HEADY MURPHY can confirm
seeking the end is no fun for an immortal
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