No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Corrosive Synergy
RUST415
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Posted - 2016.01.03 17:06:00 -
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So the story is, I was in a pub match and my team started stomping damn near immediately. The other team left, leaving only five people to run around like madmen, and, of course, my team decided to pull out three tanks, two dropships, and their sniper rifles. So I, being the good sport that I am, start harassing the snipers because what can I even do to a tank to throw off their aim? I'm no good with plasma cannons or I'd **** with the pilots, too.
So this one guy was up on a high tower sniping into the redline and I just step in front of him and grind my balls against his face. Every time he turns, every time he moves, I go with him. I'm shooting him, dropping grenades and nanohives on him, meleeing him, everything I can do to just **** him off. I accidentally fall off while showing him my sweet dance moves and I figure I need a way back up there. So I call in a dropship and park it right in front of him. Or try to, anyway. I get stuck between the burning pillar of death that is the top of this tower and the circular wall he was positioned on when I go to land, so I'm right next to him, but not quite in front of him. I rotated my camera to see if I was bothering him any and he just shimmied off to the right a little bit and kept shooting. Guy's dedicated, I'll give him that.
I start taking forge gun fire and so I Zoidberg right the **** out of there, but when I hop out of my dropship I am somehow magically on the wall next to sniper guy. So I start doing my dance for him again and firing every weapon in my possession into the air in a celebration of togetherness. Merely seconds after my dropship explodes my new best friend gets sniped right in his face area, which is a shame because he only had one of those.
Shortly afterward I get an empty message with only the title 'Subnormal profundo' from my dearest friend. I'm assuming it's a clue as to the location of my new lover's whereabouts, written in a foreign language. Someone, please, help me translate a response letter.
'Sniping into the redline is bad, mmkay?'
The thought that Dust 514 may one day be the game we dreamed it to be.
It fills you with Determination!
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