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024toP worG eenK
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2016.01.01 02:30:00 -
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This is hard for me to say but I have long suspected there may be something wrong with me. For days now I see them, roaming the streets, flashing lights of yellow-green. Several colors and variations of these, but the most interesting one being the Negro Ayy Lmaos, second being the Tit ty Ayy Lmao. Back in the day I went to Area 51 and was vigorously, mercilessly, and regularly probed. Sometimes I have nightmares and lemme tell you... It's shocking. Sometimes blood spills out for days, makes me think I'm a woman (but do I need a man, I am a man). In the words of Muhammad Ali: "Those Ayy Lmaos roaming yhe streets stare at me, don't blink, and touch themselves. In some cases children are involved." What is going on, maybe Obama or someome here can help me figure it out?
Today I went to my mother's friend's house. Mostly old people but some nice, interesting ypunger wpmen with a nice bodily shapw. How, I don't know. I always thought the Ayy Lmaos would dosguise tjemselves at attractive, forcing you to mate eith them. Sometimes they may disguise themselves, commonly, as black ethnic people from the planet Wutangamalikakapoo. It all hard to grasp I know, but believe me... Please, do it for me. I speak the truth in this cesspool of tedtosterone and failure. My source? Alex Jones and the scientific voices in my head. In EVE Online too the Ayy Lmao threat os more common than evrr. Disguising themselves as fellow Minmatar talking English and ****. Lemme tell you that eothput wanna perpeeifk is the name of one of these negro Ayy Lmaos. I've been truing to probe tjeot probes in eormholes and lemme tell you, theu're nowhere to be gound. THEY'RE REAL, MAN. Said Snooper Smokio, a reliable soufce. These days it's hard to tell but in reality, they're the cause for all our problems, especially Global warming. This is a threat that mist be found... The negro Ayy Lmao. |
Union118
TH3 STRUGGL3
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Posted - 2016.01.01 03:35:00 -
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Happy New Year
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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DeadlyAztec11
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Posted - 2016.01.01 04:48:00 -
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K then.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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LD3514
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.01.01 05:53:00 -
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You have a moment to talk about out lord and savior Jesus?
Alt of Lightning35 Delta514
Gallente Loyalist
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The Modern Creature
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2016.01.01 06:51:00 -
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I wish you guys would actually not try to de-rail this, this is a real problem that needs to be dealt with.
DEPLOYING COVER!!! -Me
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Russell Johnson
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.01.01 06:56:00 -
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This ayy lmao threat is of significant calibre. I've experienced it myself. Several musliminas walks around in my country, it's seriously getting out of hand. |
chill penguin
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Posted - 2016.01.01 07:12:00 -
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Scooby Doo! Where are you!? |
Vapor Forseti
Internal Error.
Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2016.01.01 14:47:00 -
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Read the OP in a deep southern accent and it sort of makes more sense.
FLASHBANG DAAAAAANCE
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