Git Gud Bruh
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Posted - 2015.12.24 10:51:00 -
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You have meddled with the primal forces of nature, CCP, and I won't have it!! Is that clear?! You think you've merely stopped a video game. That is not the case. The game has taken millions of dollars out of our pockets, and now it must put it back! It is ebb and flow, tidal gravity! It is ecological balance!
You are old men who think in terms of content and playerbase. There is no content. There is no playerbase. There are no Russians. There are no Latinos. There are no third worlds. There is no West. There is only one holistic system of systems, one vast and immane, interwoven, interacting, multivariate, multinational dominion of dollars. Petro-dollars, electro-dollars, multi-dollars, reichmarks, rins, rubles, shekels, and ISK.
It is the international system of currency which determines the totality of life in New Eden. That is the natural order of things today. That is the atomic and subatomic and galactic structure of things today! And YOU have meddled with the primal forces of nature, and YOU WILL ATONE!
Am I getting through to you, CCP?
You get up on your little twenty-one inch screen and howl about Gunjack and Valkyrie. There is no Gunjack. There is no Valkyrie. There is only POK and SOG and EB and 0.P. and DMG, PRO, Dust Uni, and AE. Those are the nations of the world today.
What do you think the corps talk about in their little chats? -- Kaizuka Sniper? They get out their linear programming charts, statistical decision theories, minimax solutions, and compute the price-cost probabilities of their transactions and investments, just like you do.
We no longer live in a world of updates and info, CCP. The world is a college of corporations, inexorably determined by the immutable bylaws of business. New Eden is a business, CCP. It has been since man couldnt sit down on the couch. And our children will live, CCP, to see that perfect world in which there's no lag or framerate drops, modders or bad hit detection -- one vast and ecumenical gaming experience, for whom all men will work to serve a common profit, in which all men will hold a share of stock, all necessities provided, all anxieties tranquilized, all boredom amused.
And I have chosen you, CCP, to preach this evangel.
CCP: But why me?
Because you own the game, dummy. Twentyfive thousand people game through you every night of the week, Monday through Friday. Saturday and Sunday.
CCP: I don't think they'll like our decision
You might just be right CCP...
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