Why aren't melee modules named after me? I have never understood this. It really disgusts me. Everytime I see a melee kill in the feed or someone kills me I think: 'where is my statue? Where are my ballads?'

I devoted so much time to cheating/melee glitching and then refining melee after that to where I could successfully use it still. It's not enough to know how great I was. I even see a certain prominent player/forum dude who I remember punching to death years ago many times walking around like he's been at forever. He was in a heavy suit then. One time he was in a heavy suit and had nova knives. I beat him to death like a Burmese political prisoner.

But now....

I'll played in groups and sometimes I've heard 'oh, dios mios es+¬ ___ is on the other side. ' Well, I want to be treated with awe by the Mexicans and scrubs who still play this **** too.


It really bothers me. I know how Jesus feels when we sin. When you touch yourself at night instead of self flagellating. It's the same feeling. I think there should be a event centered around melee with officer bpo melee modules--that are named after me--- as the reward.

Only player I can remember who melee killed before myos got the jump bonus is ROMULUS HEX. Dude was stacking Myos and kincats and treating opponents like a punching bag.

Not saying no one else did it only saying he is the only one I remember.

I did it for a far longer amount of time. It's okay, I'm magnanimous. This is what I'm talking about. This is how Jesus felt.

F*** you racist @$$hole.

These kiddos don't remember Dengru's breach shotgun and melee modded Min Assault.

It was hilariously terrifying

Hell, I bet most of these guys don't even remember the first ones to use the Melee trick. It wasn't Ari, he popularized it. The first to really use it in PC were Annie Oakley and Calamity Jane.

They used it on their Shotgun Logies whenever they had to reload and still needed to kill someone point blank. IIRC, Oakley taught it to Ari, who then made a suit that revolved around it the trick.

The rest is history.

This is starting to get ridiculous, it's like giving props for the cloack to the guys who used invisibility glitch.

Well, let's have fun and remember the glorious days of sharpshooter skill =ƒÿÇ

I did it for a far longer amount of time. It's okay, I'm magnanimous. This is what I'm talking about. This is how Jesus felt.

No one was using that thing but me. It's also fair to note I was doing in min assault when it only had two low slots so I could nut dampen it and be fast at same time. People knew I was coming and I still mauled them.
People these days using the min assault have the privilege of all those slots for dampening and armor or whatever.
It's not as hard.

I should've filmed it. It's good that friends like ghost and grease remember the good times we had.

People were meleeing people before you'd even heard of Dust....