Galm Fae
Eskola Ergonomics
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Posted - 2015.12.06 08:58:00 -
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Oh. Uhm. Oh-- Oh my. Searching the term 'True Adamance' (which, oddly enough was a part of the auto completed text despite the fact that your full name raises no such flags) reveals some very interesting results on Gallente image boards. I've already found quite a bit of fan art that I rather enjoy and simply can't wait to show you and Satj-- Wait. Gods and spirits what am I looking at? Is that suppose to be me? What am I doing under y-- OH. OH.
Eh, yes well I suppose I'm not surprised that the more vocal and decorated members of our profession are famous across the stars. These days there are so few of us left in active circulation as most have retired or just outright disappeared from the battlefield that tales of individuals probably carries far more weight than it ever did in the past. After the Uprising anti-clone sentiment was pretty high within the empires but perhaps that is slowly changing. Admittedly, our exploits must seem pretty amazing to an average mortal but holovids? Brand merchandising? When did any of us give consent for our likeness to be used for any of this? It's bad enough that the first several chapters to the first draft of my personal memoirs were somehow leaked but I never expected this level of rampant commercialism!
Evidently when you search Galm Fae you get the following results:
"Galm Eskola-Fae (pronounced G/+ö/m Es-ko-la Fey), operational codename Pixy (pronounced as 'pixie'), is a Kaalakiota allied private military intelligence analyst associated with Eskola SVK. A former child soldier of Mordu's Legion, triple-agent for the Templis Dragonaurs, veteran of the Caldari clone uprising, and distinguished Guristas bloodsport gladiator he has been celebrated and feared on the battlefield by his reputation for violence alone. Though brutal, Galm has proven himself deeply reverent towards his state and Eskola SVK at large, going so far as to provide critical mission support from within the Eskola corporation."
From there the GalNet article gets a bit apocryphal, I'd say only about a third of what is said about me online is true at this point. Supposedly as I never completed my autobiography several different parties have attempted to 'fill in the gaps' with each presenting a very different take on my life up to this point. That can't seem to decide if I'm an arms dealer, Guristas agent, or an assassin for Kaalakiota. Usually it's a combination of a few. Regardless, it seems to have spawned a steady flow of animated content and media based on these rumors. As far as anime is concerned I've defended a planet from a drone hive falling from orbit, was one of the first to set foot on a Drifter craft, and boxed The Rabbit himself at the afterparty of the YC115 championships. Which reminds me, evidently I still have a bloodsport following even after that tragic explosion that happened last time I was at Snowfall Station.
Real shame about that by the way. The fans I mean. They honestly deserve a better idol than me and I was somewhat hoping they'd leave me be once it became apparent that my comeback careers wasn't going to work out.
Now, I wonder what would happen if I searched for someone slightly more interesting like that 'Cat Merc' fellow... Actually, nevermind. I'd rather not subject myself to that.
Kirjuun! Uakan!
Teknikiara!
Kanpai kameitsamuu!
Ra ra ra!
> --Killer of Snowfall Station--
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