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Kail Mako
Capital Acquisitions LLC
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Posted - 2015.12.02 05:30:00 -
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Face it, if you've been in Faction Warfare you've been teamkilled, and have teamkilled. It's impossible not to. So without further ado, I want to hear your very best teamkill story.
For me, it's one I'll have to call "Vengeance." This must've been over a year ago when I was a scout. I was running solo FW, but had the good fortune of having a fairly skilled squad queue in at the same time. It soon became clear that the game was too easy, and they were just farming a CRU. I do not approve of farming CRUs. Long story short, their heavy TK'ed me while I was hacking. However, later they were just rolling up and down the red line in an LAV. So, after they jumped out to grab a kill I quickly trapped it with RE's. Once the heavy got close enough? BOOM!
Officially recognized for advancing the science of getting bent.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
13
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Posted - 2015.12.02 05:34:00 -
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That is a legit TK.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Professor Mehaffey
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
65
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Posted - 2015.12.02 05:48:00 -
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One time, I caught CYBER COBRA'S in a Logi gk.0 with his squad officer stomping. He was using a Balac's Assault Rifle.
Now this was BEFORE officer weapons were common, when they were actually special and had a special personal value to yourself.
I tked him with zn-28 nova knives. It was epic. The guy is a jerk so he deserved it.
FREEEDDDOOOMMM
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Sequal's Back
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2015.12.02 06:05:00 -
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Throw a core to my ennemy feet, a D1CK comes out of nowhere to knife him. +50, -50. Instant rage on the chat <3.
This must've happen a dozen times, never on purpose, but I always love it :)
Port it now !
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Yummy Alcohol
Chaotic War Lords
37
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Posted - 2015.12.02 06:19:00 -
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Couple weeks ago, at the start of battle Im running to the closest objective and as the first one there I start hacking it. Teammate scout comes behind me and shotguns me and proceeds to hack it himself. I chased and killed him 3-4 times throughout the rest of the battle. Next match hes on my team again and starts purposely destroying my and other teammates equipment so I TKed him a couple more times. As a logi I even revived him after each one (no I did not immedietly kill him again upon reviving). By the next match we kinda just followed eachother around ready to retaliate if the other started anything.
When this first started I was really pissed but by the end it was amusing and made otherwise boring one sided fights entertaining. Afterwards we exchanged messages and were no hard feelings. |
Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
12
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Posted - 2015.12.02 07:48:00 -
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Shooting enemy REs when blueberries are standing on them is my guilty pleasure.
Ok maybe not guilty. But definitely pleasure. 
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Sequal's Back
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2015.12.02 07:59:00 -
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Now, I could I forget about this.. :
https://forums.dust514.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=2941575#post2941575
Port it now !
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Kid Chilled
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
292
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Posted - 2015.12.02 08:17:00 -
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This happened today, when I was doing a random FW match, turned out to be Amarr.
I was doing fine, until my team turned into the most idiotic bunch of glue sniffers I have ever laid my eyes on. I shall write out a little POV, dust off the ol RP skills:
Making my way through the trenches of the downtrodden Amarrian city, I see countless imbeciles on my own team, flailing about like a pack of ancient creatures of yore. It filled my being with such animosity, such contempt that it brought upon thoughts of madness, thoughts of art, thoughts of...slaughter. I tried to push these thoughts back as I come upon an enemy Assault, shooting at one of them. I charge up my knives and swing when suddenly my own teammate jumps in front of me, taking the full blow of my knives, dying in such a worthless and shameful way.
It was merely the catalyst. Grinning behind my helmet like a Cheshire, I mercilessly strike down the opposing Assault, and proceed to saunter out of the room. Walking out of the towering "point," I witness more Idiocracy, and ready my bloody paint brushes. One by one, I chop them down, my own men, i mercilessly chop them down, bellowing the most insane of laughs as I do. I paint the decadent city red with the blood of my own team, carving the numbers 514 everywhere, littering the streets and gutters with blood and bodies and slashes. I have finally lost it, their idiocy brought upon an ungodly rage, an ever growing hunger, for more. I want more. I must cleanse these pathetic cretins with my blades, their way and breed are worthless, they shall not be allowed to live. I will stain the stars with their blood. They will regret the day, etch it in their bodies, XII.II.XXMMMCCCXLVII. Death shall come like a blazing Dropship. My hunger, my ever growing hunger, to consume.
In the process of biomassing.
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
1
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Posted - 2015.12.02 12:07:00 -
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I actually Qsynced with a squad in AFW and said something related to the game (can't remember what, but it shouldn't have caused the following:), Some guy in my squad said - "first one to kill TooMany gets free ISK"  .
Preparing for the worst, I picked a GalAss but the absolute moron who killed me was in a strafing MinSent, no way to kill him, so I died.
I can't believe how stupid some people can be.
What... 1.3, when?
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Radiant Pancake3
2
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Posted - 2015.12.02 13:38:00 -
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Killed a Maddy Gv.0 for being a ****... Had assistance from Death Shadow117.
"Pancake is a corp hopping forum troll, that's his excuse." - bane sieg
Min Loyalist
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Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
2
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Posted - 2015.12.02 13:41:00 -
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This one time long ago, I pullout a Scotsman and an @$$hole forge gunned me. I Bons-Ed him back.
CEO of T-W-L
Gallente Loyalist- Ion Pistol for LIFE!
GALLENTE!!! FREEDOM!!! QUAFE!!!
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Union118
TH3 STRUGGL3
1
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Posted - 2015.12.02 13:49:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Shooting enemy REs when blueberries are standing on them is my guilty pleasure. Ok maybe not guilty. But definitely pleasure.
Yea i get killed by them when we have to hold a point in a tight room cuz everyone is spaming fluxes.. So i lose no sleep shooting RE's when i see people around it cuz its collateral and its funny seeing a heavy starfish.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Edgar Reinhart
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
147
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Posted - 2015.12.02 14:42:00 -
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Gal FW stomp a couple of weeks ago. All points capped rest of team off slaughtering reds in the redline. Me hanging around the city getting used to my new scout suit. Point nearby starts getting hacked so off I go. Arrive to find a starter suit with his back turned oblivious my arrival. Feeling guilty (as it's happened to me so often) I stand behind him and wait for the hack to complete before shotgunning him in the back as he turns around.
At that point the rest of my team descend on the point hurling grenades and plasma cannon rounds. As I rag doll across the room I can't help but think that I probably deserved that. |
Alcina Nektaria
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
453
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Posted - 2015.12.02 14:50:00 -
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Doing FW with some guys about a month or two ago and there was a Redberry in front of me. Meanwhile behind the enemy, wrathus bane was running in his fat apex sentinel with hatsune behind him with a rep tool. I had no idea it was wrathus, or that he wasnt an enemy, all i saw was the red go down and i shot my shotgun right into wrathus' neck. The way his head flew back just made me burst into laughter.
He tried to stay away from me for the rest of the match, however I was running around in my apex galmando and ran up behind him like "TAI!! Turn around and look at this!" when he did i shot him in the face with my quafe plasma cannon.
Good times.
D4GG3R is my mom.
I have reason to suspect Archduke is a Sassy Pirate.
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Fanfest2014 Attendee
Y0UTHINASIA
197
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Posted - 2015.12.02 14:51:00 -
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Best TK story? I'll take a different approach.
I join FW matches with my corpmates, aim flaylock pistols at our feet, and fire. We repeatedly suicide this way. Eventually the clone count is so low that no team, not even MLG PC players, can come back. We have even had matches where our team captures all five objectives and they still lose.
The hate mail is glorious. |
sizwe sizzle
Dead Man's Game
26
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Posted - 2015.12.02 18:02:00 -
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I was in a fw with my friend we ran together around using mass drivers and myofibril stimulants we end up meeting a guy using a mass driver and myofibril stimulants we all were shooting at the ground but me and my friend were damaging each other and the enemy killed us both |
Symbioticforks
Ancient Exiles.
Bleeding Sun Conglomerate
1
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Posted - 2015.12.02 20:33:00 -
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I once killed a teammate 3 times in a row who was using a Thale's in Faction Warfare.
Just based on principle. It was just part of my code. I warned him after even. That didn't matter though, he was dead set on using that stupid weapon. I on the other hand was dead set on lowering the total number of Thale's in the world, especially owned by non-allied snipers.
I killed him 2 more times the following match when I saw he was trying to pull out Thale's again.
This was an instant recipe for half a dozen hate mails and a new nemesis. Worth it.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
21
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Posted - 2015.12.02 21:23:00 -
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We'd utterly red lined a Minmatar team in the first 2 minutes of deployment.
I risked getting out of my HAV...... big mistake.
Aisha sneaks up behind me the sneaky cat girl he is and stabs me in the back. Then the battle between us commences.
In the end he got me kicked from FW and sent down a rank.....
Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
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Radiant Pancake3
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Posted - 2015.12.02 21:25:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:We'd utterly red lined a Minmatar team in the first 2 minutes of deployment.
I risked getting out of my HAV...... big mistake.
Aisha sneaks up behind me the sneaky cat girl he is and stabs me in the back. Then the battle between us commences.
In the end he got me kicked from FW and sent down a rank.....
Most entertaining read yet.
"Pancake is a corp hopping forum troll, that's his excuse." - bane sieg
Min Loyalist
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces
Rise Of Legion.
903
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Posted - 2015.12.02 22:15:00 -
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Professor Mehaffey wrote:One time, I caught CYBER COBRA'S in a Logi gk.0 with his squad officer stomping. He was using a Balac's Assault Rifle.
Now this was BEFORE officer weapons were common, when they were actually special and had a special personal value to yourself.
I tked him with zn-28 nova knives. It was epic. The guy is a jerk so he deserved it.
He hates my Corp for no reason and tried to get some of us to go to his saying he'd pay us. Nice to say I hope he cried that day when everyone basically told him to duck off |
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Himiko Kuronaga
Fatal Absolution
Bleeding Sun Conglomerate
6
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Posted - 2015.12.02 23:04:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Shooting enemy REs when blueberries are standing on them is my guilty pleasure. Ok maybe not guilty. But definitely pleasure.
The best part is you don't even have to be in FW.
This is a positive and endearing message brought to you by Himi.
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Kid Chilled
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
293
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Posted - 2015.12.02 23:10:00 -
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Calling all TKers.
Want to queue a squad to go into FW, guns and knives ablazing, and kill those damned idiotic blues? join the chat; Team Kill LLC. As of this moment, no one is in it, except one crazy guy, so join now. |
Radiant Pancake3
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Posted - 2015.12.03 00:49:00 -
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Kid Chilled wrote:Calling all TKers.
Want to queue a squad to go into FW, guns and knives ablazing, and kill those damned idiotic blues? join the chat; Team Kill LLC. As of this moment, no one is in it, except one crazy guy, so join now.
I'm all for this.
"Pancake is a corp hopping forum troll, that's his excuse." - bane sieg
Min Loyalist
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Megaman Trigger
OSG Planetary Operations
925
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Posted - 2015.12.03 01:24:00 -
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I've lost count of the amount of times I've been lining up a Forge shot only to have it blocked by a blueberry who decided it was smart to wander in front of the fattie with the glowing blue light of death.
Purifier. First Class.
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Leovarian L Lavitz
TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS
1
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Posted - 2015.12.03 07:37:00 -
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Had some fool tk me while I was running psmove. I killed him over and over, ended up close to 8 times that match. No aim assist against psmove? negative batman
Youtube: Dust 514 - You should Have Worn Proto
Playstation move player
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PARKOUR PRACTIONER
L0RDS 0F LEGI0N
Damage LLC
4
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Posted - 2015.12.03 09:42:00 -
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A group of TKs together? Toss an RE in the group. No regerts.
Easing from passive to aggressive player
MS & GS, CA, CM, GM, MA, GS, Kampo Logi AKA I is the sun yo
/Z)/V//V
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Twelve Guage
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
1
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Posted - 2015.12.03 14:03:00 -
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Was taking blues dot's to an unhacked objective. He refused to get out. I asked him over coms to please leave he told be to make him. I told I would just kill. He said he would just punish me. I told him I could have him kill him without shoot him. He laugh and call me a dumb ***** and said he was going to stay in my car until I left it. I didn't want to disappoint this ass so I drive the car in front of a red turret. The turret god's were on my side that day low and be hold it shoots him out of the front set. He actually screamed on the mic that I was a hacker and that he was going to report me for cheating. I still laugh about that to this day.  I also have a flux grenades that randomly throw themselves at red re's when blue dot's are near. I believe this must be some kind of glitch on ccp's side.
The Mistress of Massdrivers
Buying Council's Modified Repair Tool 4m ea
Check out my thread in player
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Cloak Dog
Horizons' Edge
941
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Posted - 2015.12.03 15:59:00 -
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Breakin Stuff wrote:Shooting enemy REs when blueberries are standing on them is my guilty pleasure. Ok maybe not guilty. But definitely pleasure.
TKs make me cringe. At least the accidental ones.
Once, I was in a FW match and all I could allow myself to do was snipe. I don't run any basic sniper fits, so the one I had was an advanced frame with a charge. Which is not cheap.
Some Blueberry, I have no idea why, decides to initiate a war of some sort on me halfway through the match. He killed me once, and that confused me, so I went back to my sniping spot (using a dropuplink HE put down), and had to kill him.
He returned 5 FREAKING TIMES, during which he revealed my position to the tiny pack of red berries looking for me, and I let them take him instead because jesus. I had to kill him so many times, and I sent him a mail afterwards to ask why, and he said it was an accident.
Or something, I don't speak very good spanish...
Bite the hand that feeds, it's tasty!
DISCOUNT
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Mr.Pepe Le Pew
Art.of.Death
335
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Posted - 2015.12.03 16:19:00 -
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Anyone who knows me, knows I don't get along with a few a$$holes in this game. One of those a$$holes is Almighy Sosa's grammar lacking a$$. Anyway, he had a squad I had a squad, and the game was just completely lob sided. We're on the same team and noticed we 5 capped the enemy right off the bat.
As my squad and I were running across the bridge, Sosa turns around and notices its me. Comes at me and TK's me. We spent the entire match fighting each other's squads and we still won the game. It was fun dropping his stupid a$$ and made for a fun match. He only got me once, he got owned and tea bagged by every squad mate of mine. It was priceless.
CEO / Art.of.Death
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