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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.11.23 02:12:00 -
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An unofficial report has recently come into my possession.
One of our top reporter went in deep at CCP headquarters, where he investigated a strange flow currency.
This is what he had to say:
**strong static** Reporter - Ca....can you he... me?
*Loud bang*
Reporter: ah, there we go. Sorry, CCP is jamming all out-going radio transmissions and have asked local authorities to check people boarding boats or planes leaving the country to be screened. So, it's made sending this report difficult, but with a little elbow grease and knee play, I found a way.
Reporter: On November 09, 2015 CCP had a secret meeting discussing the potentially destructive qualities of forum warriors. It was there conclusion that only certain members of the community needed careful watch. There influence in driving conversations there way and over-powering others opinions has lead CCP to believe that without proper care and handling, the community would continue to down-spiral into a depressive state, much like FF2014.
Reporter: To combat this, CCP has listed certain members of the community 'endangered'. now, you may think this is like the endanger species act, just with a careful eye on posts, but CCP doesn't really speak our language. "Endangered' to them, means they're a danger... to them.
Reporter: Much like how Commercial Launch actually meant more beta, CCP has clearly a poor idea of how to use the English Language, which may be why communication with them has been so difficult - words don't mean the same to them as it does us.
Reporter: While in there office I dug up some filers indicating which members of the community will be on the 'Endangered" list. But I only found one: GJR
Reporter: The file continues to say that GJR is exempt from most punishment, being used as a troll bait to bring other 'Forum Warriors' to them, so they can deal with them in larger groups.
*another big bang, transmission ends*
This report was intercepted and cut a few words later, but rest assured, our Reporter is fine, and looking for a way to bring us more news. So keep in touch! |
Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.11.23 02:15:00 -
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Fear me. 
I remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness, encountered at every turn.
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General John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.11.23 02:15:00 -
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Fear me.
I remain unperturbed by the joy and the madness, encountered at every turn.
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2015.11.24 04:07:00 -
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How can something immortal be endangered?
Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous
Last Forum Warrior of Pradox, Gonna kill that Garmur one day!
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.11.24 04:42:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:How can something immortal be endangered?
Don't you guys love it when you can tell someone didn't read OP :) |
21yrOld Knight
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2015.11.24 05:18:00 -
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Shadowed Cola wrote:21yrOld Knight wrote:How can something immortal be endangered? Don't you guys love it when you can tell someone didn't read OP :)
I didn't care about the op I was asking about the title only. lol
Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous
Last Forum Warrior of Pradox, Gonna kill that Garmur one day!
Last Pilot of Pratoria
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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.11.24 05:24:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:Shadowed Cola wrote:21yrOld Knight wrote:How can something immortal be endangered? Don't you guys love it when you can tell someone didn't read OP :) I didn't care about the op I was asking about the title only. lol
Instead of asking me to type more... why don't you... just... read?
stop acting like a GD pleb lol |
Immortal Phoenix Ripper
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Posted - 2015.12.01 04:16:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Fear me.
Loud noises |
DogeGode Master
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Posted - 2015.12.01 04:30:00 -
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Immortal Phoenix Ripper wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:Fear me. Loud noises
Autismo
Totally not an alt.
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Radiant Pancake3
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Posted - 2015.12.01 05:09:00 -
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21yrOld Knight wrote:How can something immortal be endangered?
Shadowed Cola wrote:
Reporter: To combat this, CCP has listed certain members of the community 'endangered'. now, you may think this is like the endanger species act, just with a careful eye on posts, but CCP doesn't really speak our language."Endangered' to them, means they're a danger... to them.
"Pancake is a corp hopping forum troll, that's his excuse." - bane sieg
Min Loyalist
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Kid Chilled
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.01 06:12:00 -
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Extremely Dangerous List: VAHZZ
Port DUST, become MLG.
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.12.04 23:52:00 -
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#LastShitPosterstanding
With VAHZZ, Sota, mort, and the Shitposters of old all gone...I feel like the #LastShitPosterStanding
What do I win?
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