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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.11.03 14:31:00 -
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I've been absolutely in love with myself since this game started. Is that so bad? To have confidence and believe in myself? to love my own sense of humor even when nobody else get's me? To love myself for who I am. Too know that I am the funniest,coolest, smartest, most handsome merc in New Eden.
To not listen to all the trolls who try to harass me and tell me that none of that is true. Who cares what other people think? You all are a bunch of jerks. You all suck. But enough with my complaining. This is New Eden and here we do not complain. Here we shoot. So I will kill. I will kill all of you and further prove my dominance and greatness in this game. Gosh, hearing myself out loud makes me love myself even more. GJR is such a MAN! My body is tingling from hearing myself speak!
I've had people hit on me before and although it does flatter me... Let's be realistic. More than likely, I am never going to meet any of you. If you want to flirt with me... I guess that's fine but don't expect it to actually go anywhere. I've probably had 10 times more guys flirt with me on this game than girls. Teenage male hormones smh. Willing to hump anything that moves. But F that. I got standards and I already love a great man. Myself. I'd never cheat on myself though so if you start to make me feel uncomfortable then expect to be blocked.
P.S. Even if reality screams out that I am really a Jerk, an *******, an ugly stupid oompa loompa... I'd still consider myself #1 because me e-peen is just that big.  Be jealous ladies and gentlemen because none of you are getting any of this. Only me. Just another reason why I am the best.
#Don'tHate
When Ratatti surpasses my like count, I'd like for my name to be changed to Captain Picard.
Will you please be my #1?
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DEATH THE KlD
Imperfect - Bastards
695
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Posted - 2015.11.03 14:38:00 -
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I'm in love with a stripper
CEO of Imperfect Bastards and NF -Heimdallr69
Imps>NS>NF
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Immortal John Ripper
29
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Posted - 2015.11.03 14:39:00 -
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DEATH THE KlD wrote:I'm in love with a stripper
You can't spell stripper without ripper.
When Ratatti surpasses my like count, I'd like for my name to be changed to Captain Picard.
Will you please be my #1?
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Zepzr
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.11.03 18:08:00 -
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Who do you think he was referring to Ripper. lol |
Aggrohim
Titans of Phoenix
Damage LLC
205
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Posted - 2015.11.04 05:52:00 -
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Zepzr wrote:Who do you think he was referring to Ripper. lol
Get on the game Zep .I havnt seen you in a very long time
Eve scrub now .Dust is boring
Sell me your PLCs Bruh
31 Skins total atm
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens
Imperium Eden
365
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Posted - 2015.11.04 11:21:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:I've been absolutely in love with myself since this game started. Is that so bad? To have confidence and believe in myself? to love my own sense of humor even when nobody else get's me? To love myself for who I am. Too know that I am the funniest,coolest, smartest, most handsome merc in New Eden. To not listen to all the trolls who try to harass me and tell me that none of that is true. Who cares what other people think? You all are a bunch of jerks. You all suck. But enough with my complaining. This is New Eden and here we do not complain. Here we shoot. So I will kill. I will kill all of you and further prove my dominance and greatness in this game. Gosh, hearing myself out loud makes me love myself even more. GJR is such a MAN! My body is tingling from hearing myself speak! I've had people hit on me before and although it does flatter me... Let's be realistic. More than likely, I am never going to meet any of you. If you want to flirt with me... I guess that's fine but don't expect it to actually go anywhere. I've probably had 10 times more guys flirt with me on this game than girls. Teenage male hormones smh. Willing to hump anything that moves. But F that. I got standards and I already love a great man. Myself. I'd never cheat on myself though so if you start to make me feel uncomfortable then expect to be blocked. P.S. Even if reality screams out that I am really a Jerk, an *******, an ugly stupid oompa loompa... I'd still consider myself #1 because me e-peen is just that big. Be jealous ladies and gentlemen because none of you are getting any of this. Only me. Just another reason why I am the best. #Don'tHate
i swear i read this and as i roared with laughted i did an artificial wee wee
'A man can have anything if he is willing to sacrifice.' -The MatchMaker
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Cavani1EE7
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Posted - 2015.11.04 23:30:00 -
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lol that's the way cowboy |
Hylian11
Opus Arcana
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Posted - 2015.11.05 20:07:00 -
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I really do love myself, who can blame me? I am sexy af
I truly do not give a fvck.
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Jason Pearson
Legio DXIV
4
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Posted - 2015.11.06 11:43:00 -
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I'd tap you m8. |
Aggrohim
Titans of Phoenix
Damage LLC
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Posted - 2015.11.06 21:28:00 -
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Jason Pearson wrote:EDIT: I'd tap on a table -
Homo comments are not allowed unless D4GGER posts here
Plz and Thank-you
- CCP Aggrohim
Eve scrub now .Dust is dead and all of the original elites have quit
ToP
PLC - FTW \o/
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
1
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Posted - 2015.11.06 21:58:00 -
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Your not the best on the forums John! MIKE RUAN IS FORUM GOD. He is the best of everything on the forums.
#Simplestuff
#BlueDounutsRedSprinkles
Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous
Last Forum Warrior of Pradox, Ha all I have is a wooden stick. Its big doe.
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Derrith Erador
Fatal Absolution
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Posted - 2015.11.06 22:11:00 -
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Aggrohim wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:EDIT: I'd tap on a table -
Homo comments are not allowed unless D4GGER posts here Plz and Thank-you - CCP Aggrohim
Exception to this rule being the FA.gs. Because, that's why.
Also, are you retired too knight? And what's up with Mike? I haven't talked to him in ages.
99% of what Derrith says is stupidity. -D3lta Blitzkrieg
I like whales
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21yrOld Knight
Pradox One
Proficiency V.
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Posted - 2015.11.06 22:33:00 -
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Derrith Erador wrote:Aggrohim wrote:Jason Pearson wrote:EDIT: I'd tap on a table -
Homo comments are not allowed unless D4GGER posts here Plz and Thank-you - CCP Aggrohim Exception to this rule being the FA.gs. Because, that's why. Also, are you retired too knight? And what's up with Mike? I haven't talked to him in ages.
He hasn't played for a year or so. He stopped playing because he realized he wasting his life away playing eve and dust. I am the only one in pradox does anything.
I'm not retired from new eden.I get on dust every once in while when my corp mates on eve get on. I mainly play eve though.
Mike Ruan Said I was Dust Famous
Last Forum Warrior of Pradox, Ha all I have is a wooden stick. Its big doe.
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