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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.10.27 21:13:00 -
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That's right folks.
Bacon is now listed as a Carcinogen next to Uranium.... or something like that.
The World Health Organization has declared that Processed meats can add a 17-18% chance of cancer if consumed often.
Where are your tacos now? Oh Yeah.
Quarantined for health reasons like a fresh pile of asbestos.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
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Hylian11
Opus Arcana
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Posted - 2015.10.27 21:35:00 -
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Tacos have survived worse false accusations. Bacon shall die, good riddance. The Taco shall live on, for it is eternal. Repent and Know Taco. |
Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.10.27 22:03:00 -
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Hylian11 wrote:Tacos have survived worse false accusations.
Aaaand? What would those be? Oh bearer of noxious gasses?
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
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Ayuzawa
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Posted - 2015.10.27 22:38:00 -
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Guys keep playing this song at my school.... lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npjF032TDDQ |
Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.10.28 16:06:00 -
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lol |
Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
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Posted - 2015.10.28 17:46:00 -
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Bacon is Love.
Bacon is Life.
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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GLOBAL RAGE
Consolidated Dust
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Posted - 2015.10.28 20:39:00 -
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Most people do not know that early mankind averaged 6' or 183cm-they ate a meat centric diet with greens. When man went to a high carb diet avg. height was reduced to 5.5 ft / 167cm and life expectancy and quality did not radically improve.
I guess, now that "whole milk and butter" have been made "Healthy" again, they had to make an offset to our happiness.
I am glad that my once highly toxic morning cup of coffee is also now very healthy!
I say it is all "global warming". |
Jonny D Buelle
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.10.29 11:26:00 -
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:That's right folks.
Bacon is now listed as a Carcinogen next to Uranium.... or something like that.
The World Health Organization has declared that Processed meats can add a 17-18% chance of cancer if consumed often.
Where are your tacos now? Oh Yeah.
Quarantined for health reasons like a fresh pile of asbestos.
Technically speaking, any food product made after 1945 has some risk of giving us cancer due to radiation caused by the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki as well as all the nuclear bomb testing done after.
Director of T-W-L
Keeper of the List
Lord of Scrubs
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IVIaster LUKE
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Posted - 2015.10.29 12:25:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:That's right folks.
Bacon is now listed as a Carcinogen next to Uranium.... or something like that.
The World Health Organization has declared that Processed meats can add a 17-18% chance of cancer if consumed often.
Where are your tacos now? Oh Yeah.
Quarantined for health reasons like a fresh pile of asbestos. Technically speaking, any food product made after 1945 has some risk of giving us cancer due to radiation caused by the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki as well as all the nuclear bomb testing done after.
*shrugs*
Just as well. I'll probably die from some tofu eating, tree hugging, I wouldn't hurt a fly cause I'm a pacifist, drunk driver anyways. 
P.s. Till then....More bacon for me.
The 2000's kiddies with Your Man plan. =ƒæÑ LMAO!
I'm from the 80's so I'm down with the Lady's.. =ƒæ»
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
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Posted - 2015.10.30 19:52:00 -
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Oh boy, I'll add it to the list
Quote:THINGS I AM NO LONGER ALLOWED TO ENJOY BECAUSE A SCIENTIFIC STUDY SAID IT WILL INCREASE MY RISK OF CANCER
- Processed food
- Organic food
- Working at a nuclear power plant
- Working in an office building
- Working outside
- Driving a car
- Using a cell phone
- Existing around human civilization in general
- Drinking tap water
- Facebook
- Drinking bottled water
- Taking a shower
- Brushing my teeth
- Poor hygiene
- Video games
- Drinking Coca-Cola
- Drinking Nuka-Cola
- Sleeping too much
- Sleeping too little
- Watching TV
- Breathing
- Coffee
- Bacon
- Tacos
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.10.31 17:57:00 -
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Hah. I'm surprised no one here has referenced the statistics yet.
What does this mean?
It means the number 17-18% is inconclusive.
What does it modify? The supposed "base" chance of a cancer.
What is that base chance? Dunno.. like 1% for many... possibly 10% for others.
So...
18% of 1% = 1.18%
18% of 10%= 11.8%
Quite a difference, but nothing clearly specified.
Also surprised no one replied with the fact that they "Don't really know" what causes it.
Why did I post this here? To get people thinking. There's going to be a new "dietary fad" soon probably because of this. And this post is basically to help people slap it in the face.
Statistics. You can use it against, "those who use it" , against you!
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.03 08:56:00 -
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No one has learned anything from this? Quite sad.
I guess it just goes to show that if Tacos really will take a hit in the future, no one will bother to defend them.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
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Posted - 2015.11.05 18:20:00 -
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Tacos will be forever. Bacon too. Guess we better cure cancer or develop a resistance to it
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Hylian11
Opus Arcana
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Posted - 2015.11.05 21:21:00 -
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll wrote:No one has learned anything from this? Quite sad.
I guess it just goes to show that if Tacos really will take a hit in the future, no one will bother to defend them.
I will defend tacos even with my last dying breath.
I truly do not give a fvck.
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