DUST Search - I am a box

Kaltos Darksbane wrote:

Baal Omniscient wrote:

Zaria Min Deir wrote:

ZED Regent wrote:

Crimson ShieId wrote:

Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes!

Almost the ultimate ccp troll...

You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box?

If this is true, someone needs to be shot. Many of us have more boxes than we will ever open for the rest of the existence of the game already, including with those keys we get rarely through missions and salvage and the one daily win. We should be able to trade in 100-500 boxes for a key. We get so many boxes that at least we'd get some use out of that excess apart from an ever growing useless red number irritating us from the neocom menu. What's up with having that number anyway? No one is ever going to say 'I wonder how many boxes I have, I sure hope I'm not running out because I have all these keys building up...'. It's only an aggrivating reminder of how useless those boxes are unless you're willing to constantly feed CCP money to keep that abomination away. Much the same as that damn red indicator on the boosters but far more annoying.

Damn, apparently im doing it wrong then. I have 24 keys left and no boxes. Hmmm... oh well.

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Large Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 0	Posted - 2015.10.27 09:30:00 - [1] - Quote When will you open me?
Medium Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 0	Posted - 2015.10.27 09:31:00 - [2] - Quote Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? When I get my daily hacked encryption key.
Small Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 0	Posted - 2015.10.27 09:36:00 - [3] - Quote Medium Storage Container wrote: Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? When I get my daily hacked encryption key. Inside, I wonder what you will see.
The Eristic Titans of Phoenix Damage LLC 1	Posted - 2015.10.27 10:28:00 - [4] - Quote I'm disappointed with myself for missing the opportunity to combo breaker this. Reality is the original Rorschach.
Small Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 2	Posted - 2015.10.27 10:36:00 - [5] - Quote You may unlock. A GM may remove. But the box does not break.
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken Going for the gold 1	Posted - 2015.10.27 10:58:00 - [6] - Quote I'll wrap you up in RE's and press the button, how's that? No.Gäó
A Lousy Gamer TB-303 76	Posted - 2015.10.27 11:26:00 - [7] - Quote Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? Hmmm must probe you Now where did I left the lube Welcome to LalaLand
Crimson ShieId Horizons' Edge 2	Posted - 2015.10.27 11:37:00 - [8] - Quote Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! What? Am I mad? Why do you ask?
ZED Regent RabbitGang 13 COILS 552	Posted - 2015.10.27 11:52:00 - [9] - Quote Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... ... port Dust 514... Hangovers for everybody!
Zaria Min Deir TeamPlayers 1	Posted - 2015.10.27 12:08:00 - [10] - Quote ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? zariamindeir on Twitter&Gmail

ZED Regent RabbitGang 13 COILS 552	Posted - 2015.10.27 13:28:00 - [11] - Quote Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? Lucky so far that I never received any out of them.... But neither did I receive any decrypted keys out of them... some people do... ... port Dust 514... Hangovers for everybody!
Baal Omniscient Qualified Scrub 2	Posted - 2015.10.27 14:07:00 - [12] - Quote Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? If this is true, someone needs to be shot. Many of us have more boxes than we will ever open for the rest of the existence of the game already, including with those keys we get rarely through missions and salvage and the one daily win. We should be able to trade in 100-500 boxes for a key. We get so many boxes that at least we'd get some use out of that excess apart from an ever growing useless red number irritating us from the neocom menu. What's up with having that number anyway? No one is ever going to say 'I wonder how many boxes I have, I sure hope I'm not running out because I have all these keys building up...'. It's only an aggrivating reminder of how useless those boxes are unless you're willing to constantly feed CCP money to keep that abomination away. Much the same as that damn red indicator on the boosters but far more annoying. añ¼añ+añ¦-añ¬añ+añƒañ¦-añÿañ¿añ+añ+añ¦-añªañ+añùañ¿aÑìaññ *"Baal comes...and destruction follows him like a storm."* añ¿añ+añ¦añ¿aÑìaññañ¦añ+añ¿aÑìañºañòañ+añ¦añ+aññ-añªañ+añùañ¿aÑìaññ-añ¦añ¦añÖaÑìañù
Kaltos Darksbane G.L.O.R.Y 991	Posted - 2015.10.27 14:40:00 - [13] - Quote Baal Omniscient wrote: Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? If this is true, someone needs to be shot. Many of us have more boxes than we will ever open for the rest of the existence of the game already, including with those keys we get rarely through missions and salvage and the one daily win. We should be able to trade in 100-500 boxes for a key. We get so many boxes that at least we'd get some use out of that excess apart from an ever growing useless red number irritating us from the neocom menu. What's up with having that number anyway? No one is ever going to say 'I wonder how many boxes I have, I sure hope I'm not running out because I have all these keys building up...'. It's only an aggrivating reminder of how useless those boxes are unless you're willing to constantly feed CCP money to keep that abomination away. Much the same as that damn red indicator on the boosters but far more annoying. Damn, apparently im doing it wrong then. I have 24 keys left and no boxes. Hmmm... oh well. If you don't receive the answer you want please be patient, my "F**k's Given" dispenser is broke.
jerrmy12 kahoalii G0DS AM0NG MEN 1	Posted - 2015.10.27 14:51:00 - [14] - Quote Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? I will open you up real nice, slowly, then i will open my special crates & put it inside you Closed beta vet. ~~~!_~@-------THE~!!!)__SUN~!@(J)~((@RISES.~)(@#~!(~)~))(#~))()))))))__!
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 9	Posted - 2015.10.27 14:52:00 - [15] - Quote Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? I've gotten them. Not sure if that's still a thing, though. *Scouts United* Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
Zaria Min Deir TeamPlayers 1	Posted - 2015.10.27 14:54:00 - [16] - Quote ZED Regent wrote: Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? Lucky so far that I never received any out of them.... But neither did I receive any decrypted keys out of them... some people do... See I'm pretty sure I made that up, but now I realise it's too believable to work as a joke... zariamindeir on Twitter&Gmail
Small Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 2	Posted - 2015.11.17 00:29:00 - [17] - Quote Each forum topic is a box within a box. How will each discussion be unlocked? Will you be satisfied with the contents contained within the boxes? This is always unlikely.
BILL O-REILLY Falconpunch Hatesurfers 3	Posted - 2015.11.17 03:13:00 - [18] - Quote Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? Step 1 you put a hole in the box.
1913 DfLo ScReWeD uP InC Devil's Descendants 1	Posted - 2015.11.17 03:16:00 - [19] - Quote Kaltos Darksbane wrote: Baal Omniscient wrote: Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? If this is true, someone needs to be shot. Many of us have more boxes than we will ever open for the rest of the existence of the game already, including with those keys we get rarely through missions and salvage and the one daily win. We should be able to trade in 100-500 boxes for a key. We get so many boxes that at least we'd get some use out of that excess apart from an ever growing useless red number irritating us from the neocom menu. What's up with having that number anyway? No one is ever going to say 'I wonder how many boxes I have, I sure hope I'm not running out because I have all these keys building up...'. It's only an aggrivating reminder of how useless those boxes are unless you're willing to constantly feed CCP money to keep that abomination away. Much the same as that damn red indicator on the boosters but far more annoying. Damn, apparently im doing it wrong then. I have 24 keys left and no boxes. Hmmm... oh well. Only if I could sell you some Strong boxes.............. *DIPLO* *SUinc Mission* *514 Surplus*
maybe deadcatz Serris Inc 1	Posted - 2015.11.17 03:23:00 - [20] - Quote Can I hide inside of you? Boxes are magical. Ha!You can't kill me! I'm already dead!

GRIMm grin Chaos Core 2	Posted - 2015.11.17 07:40:00 - [21] - Quote I suggest we get a orbital strike that shoots strong boxes as deplorable cover that crush things when they land
Meisterjager Jagermeister 1	Posted - 2015.11.17 14:18:00 - [22] - Quote a box AKA - StarVenger- Horizons' Edge
Bax Zanith Sinfonia1898 241	Posted - 2015.11.17 17:40:00 - [23] - Quote Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? no, you always have everything I don't need. From now on I'm never opening a box again. "You're either the cow or the butcher."
Aiwha Bait Incorruptibles 309	Posted - 2015.11.17 17:45:00 - [24] - Quote Zaria Min Deir wrote: ZED Regent wrote: Crimson ShieId wrote: Don't do it, you fools! It's a trap! That storage container just contains another 100 strongboxes! Almost the ultimate ccp troll... You do know you can actually get boxes out of a box? I heard you like strongboxes... "Bait is too adorable to stab" - Zaria Min Deir Every hole is goal. - 1NC0R
1913 DfLo ScReWeD uP InC Devil's Descendants 1	Posted - 2015.11.17 17:56:00 - [25] - Quote maybe deadcatz wrote: Can I hide inside of you? Boxes are magical. Litter Box? *DIPLO* *SUinc Mission* *514 Surplus*
Worthless Target Extra Padding 77	Posted - 2015.11.17 19:27:00 - [26] - Quote 1913 DfLo wrote: maybe deadcatz wrote: Can I hide inside of you? Boxes are magical. Litter Box? Nope, she would be in a hyperstate of being both dead and alive until someone opens the box. Embrace the stomp
maybe deadcatz Serris Inc 1	Posted - 2015.11.17 19:32:00 - [27] - Quote GRIMm grin wrote: I suggest we get a orbital strike that shoots strong boxes as deplorable cover that crush things when they land We need a new melee weapon. The hacked decypter key. Its a reskin of the nova knife it does the same damage same fitting space,but when you kill someone they receive ten strongboxes. Ha!You can't kill me! I'm already dead!
Balistyc Farshot MONSTER SYNERGY 442	Posted - 2015.11.17 19:37:00 - [28] - Quote This just reminds me of Celebrity Jeopardy with Will Ferrell. BTW - I heard someone ccall them softboxes? ... Oh god, don't searchh the internet for a funny video with that topic! Clear History!!! "Dying with your rep tool out - the logi-flasher!" Who hasn't been caught by a cute little female scout doing this?
Small Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 4	Posted - 2016.01.04 03:07:00 - [29] - Quote FYI. The special 12 Days of Dust extra day reward is a strongbox.
Jalame La Bola Shining Flame Amarr Empire 139	Posted - 2016.01.04 03:16:00 - [30] - Quote Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? When you stop giving me forge guns. Mamenme El Bicho. Mami's a hurricane, you should see the way she blow me. Hecho en Puerto Pobre.

Large Storage Container New Eden's Black Market 8	Posted - 2016.01.04 04:15:00 - [31] - Quote Jalame La Bola wrote: Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? When you stop giving me forge guns. Then there is discord within your subconscious. Meditate upon the key---search within yourself; you will unlock the strongbox of the mind. Herein lay the greatest rewards.
Yeeeuuuupppp RUST415 1	Posted - 2016.01.04 10:07:00 - [32] - Quote Small Storage Container wrote: Medium Storage Container wrote: Large Storage Container wrote: When will you open me? When I get my daily hacked encryption key. Inside, I wonder what you will see. 25 aurum advanced smgs. I have proficiency 5, why would I need aurum adv? Le facepalm *I'll boop you with a plasma Cannon* PSN: GMANCASH "I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
Natalia's P3nis Fake Ancient Exiles. 2.0 283	Posted - 2016.01.04 17:03:00 - [33] - Quote Are you a shaved box? Neatly trimmed box? Or big huge hairy got butt wheat in a headlock hairy box? I love me some box
deezy dabest IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP Evil Syndicate Alliance. 4	Posted - 2016.01.04 17:18:00 - [34] - Quote The box has already been opened and never been opened. Since the non opening time line has persisted the question has been answered. o7 All #514InTheWind
sir RAVEN WING Corrosive Synergy RUST415 5	Posted - 2016.01.04 17:49:00 - [35] - Quote Last time I opened one of you... Let's just say that I learned not to shake the boxes... And... Well... That Locus Grenades can easily activate. =ƒç+=ƒç¬ I enjoy giving away one way tickets. To David Cameron's home. That's the true Hell.


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