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Not Vahzz
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:19:00 -
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Homies over Hoes
The Last True Spartan
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:20:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:yea I hate when they do it before thanksgiving. Invite everyone over for a big dinner and then they all gonna be like "So where is that sweet and kind innocent girl of yours?"
and I will just say, "She is not here. someone else is stuffing her turkey."
very awkward. FTFY fam
ahahaha thanks. That was good.
Why would a divine being such as myself need to pause for something as trivial as breath? - Arkena W.
AllHailNumber2
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Union118
Ikomari-Onu Enforcement
Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:29:00 -
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JEDI LORD HOTH wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Hook up with her best friend. I guarantee you'll fell better. 
Go for her sister.
Actually dont cuz last time someone told me to do that the sister was 12.
Starter Fit Suits are OP :-)
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Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:33:00 -
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Union118 wrote:JEDI LORD HOTH wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Hook up with her best friend. I guarantee you'll fell better. Go for her sister. Actually dont cuz last time someone told me to do that the sister was 12.
what about the mom?
Why would a divine being such as myself need to pause for something as trivial as breath? - Arkena W.
AllHailNumber2
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Not Vahzz
Resheph Interstellar Strategy
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:45:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Union118 wrote:JEDI LORD HOTH wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Hook up with her best friend. I guarantee you'll fell better. Go for her sister. Actually dont cuz last time someone told me to do that the sister was 12. what about the mom?
What about both? At the same time.
The Last True Spartan
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:47:00 -
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Union118 wrote:JEDI LORD HOTH wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Hook up with her best friend. I guarantee you'll fell better. Go for her sister. Actually dont cuz last time someone told me to do that the sister was 12.
ohhhh snapppp
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
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Posted - 2015.10.11 21:49:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Union118 wrote:JEDI LORD HOTH wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Hook up with her best friend. I guarantee you'll fell better. Go for her sister. Actually dont cuz last time someone told me to do that the sister was 12. what about the mom?
looks haggard as fuk im sorry i couldnt even with a paper bag while repeating " I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 I'm 20 uugghhh finish in me -___-"
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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StoneSmasher Drugga
Corrosive Synergy
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Posted - 2015.10.11 22:55:00 -
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Tell her you have a STD. Then she will go the doctor and have an embarrassing conversation and an uncomfortable 48 hour wait on test results.
There is no evil greater than hyperbole.
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
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Posted - 2015.10.11 23:01:00 -
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StoneSmasher Drugga wrote:Tell her you have a STD. Then she will go the doctor and have an embarrassing conversation and an uncomfortable 48 hour wait on test results.
awwwwwww heeeellll yeah bro such a fuking awsome idea yo genius i have not thought of that whats a good one like gonnerea?
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.10.12 01:38:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:Jared Fogle wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Can I get her nunber....I would give many thanks. im sure she would too she would use you nicely and try to get in your mind your feelings with words thing go pops some other dudes pogo Drink beer my friend, the magical elixir that helps you forget, and possibly get revenge.
beer causes lethargy vodka fuels action
AKA Exterminator Walmartian, PS2/Genudine server
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
427
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Posted - 2015.10.12 03:49:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:Jared Fogle wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Can I get her nunber....I would give many thanks. im sure she would too she would use you nicely and try to get in your mind your feelings with words thing go pops some other dudes pogo Drink beer my friend, the magical elixir that helps you forget, and possibly get revenge. beer causes lethargy vodka fuels action
add both with monster energy drink = op
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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dreth longbow
Bank of DUST 514
142
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Posted - 2015.10.12 07:19:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:yea I hate when they do it before thanksgiving. Invite everyone over for a big dinner and then they all gonna be like "So where is that sweet and kind innocent girl of yours?"
and I will just say, "She is not here. she is sucking on someone else's yams tonight."
very awkward.
Do not worry, she will be back for Christmas then dump you for New Years 
Never take a woman seriously who dumps you once, let her come back, f her hard, have fun- she will want to stay then dump her.
Death before dishonor.
Adapt or Die war is hell
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
427
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Posted - 2015.10.12 11:14:00 -
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dreth longbow wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:yea I hate when they do it before thanksgiving. Invite everyone over for a big dinner and then they all gonna be like "So where is that sweet and kind innocent girl of yours?"
and I will just say, "She is not here. she is sucking on someone else's yams tonight."
very awkward. Do not worry, she will be back for Christmas then dump you for New Years Never take a woman seriously who dumps you once, let her come back, f her hard, have fun- she will want to stay then dump her.
wouldnt doubt it
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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IMMORTAL WAR HERO
NECROM0NGERS
427
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Posted - 2015.10.12 12:35:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:Immortal John Ripper wrote:yea I hate when they do it before thanksgiving. Invite everyone over for a big dinner and then they all gonna be like "So where is that sweet and kind innocent girl of yours?"
and I will just say, "She is not here. someone else is stuffing her turkey."
very awkward. FTFY fam
lol i swear i seen this before
Frowned upon by amateurs: The object of war is not to die for your country but make the other bastard die for his. GSP
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JEDI LORD HOTH
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Posted - 2015.10.13 12:06:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:Jared Fogle wrote:IMMORTAL WAR HERO wrote:face palm Can I get her nunber....I would give many thanks. im sure she would too she would use you nicely and try to get in your mind your feelings with words thing go pops some other dudes pogo Drink beer my friend, the magical elixir that helps you forget, and possibly get revenge. beer causes lethargy vodka fuels action
Wine is fine, but liquor is quicker.
Nothing says FxxK YOU to everybody quite like Everclear does. 
Liquid Courage is real.
Abandon Ship514.
International Peace Sign incoming
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