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Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.10.04 06:17:00 -
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Welcome to SoTa's stuff and weird ****!
Today we're selling a patent communicator specifically designed to translate text for AE to read.
That's right! Order now, and you too can talk to AE as if they're people!
Act now, and I'll even throw in 2, yes your heard right, 2 free, mint conditioned autographs of CBJ, signed during his MAG days.
Wait, but that's not all! Order using Aur Card Services and we'll even throw in a limited edition poster of Kain Spero ******* you and the game you love.
BUT WAIT- THERE'S MORE!
First 10 orders will also get a premium, never before seen collectors edition Rattati blow up doll. Used by the man himself during Fanfest 2014 Legion announcements.
This package deal normally goes for absurd amount of money - but all of this, for the low, low, price of 1,000,000 isk!!
That's a steal!
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
That's right, you guessed it, with a very limited supply, the very first caller will also get the very first printed copy of Mr Zitro's Book.
Call now before it's too late! |
RogueTrooper 2000AD
Neckbeard Absolution
593
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Posted - 2015.10.04 14:14:00 -
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Omg this is just simply almost the best.
Self appointed best player and right honourable space king of dust.
I also taught bons everything.
I am also a God x
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Jared Fogle
Fake Ancient Exiles. 2.0
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Posted - 2015.10.04 17:49:00 -
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Can I get a demonstration of this miracle machine? It's gotta be able to translate trailer trash with a side of whigger. Also needs to include messican rican taco whisperers. |
Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.10.04 18:07:00 -
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Quote:Can I git a thugged-out demonstration of dis miracle machine, biatch? It aint nuthin but gotta be able ta translate traila trash wit a side of whigger n' shiznit fo' realz. Also need ta include messican rican taco whisperers..
The fine people working at SoTa's stuff and weird **** have spent years defraging intercepted AE communications, in order to reach out and broaden our businesses ventures.
What we discovered was the 'taco' and 'messican rican" references were actually slang, dialogue taken directly from the 'streets'
After some research and called connections, it was discovered many AE leaders had, at one point or another, been arrested for bad conduct or bad business practices.
It was during these imprisonments that the terms "taco" and "messican rican" first emerged, leading our analyticals to believe that AE is actually a gang organization. One that opposes foreign influences.
Having fine-tuned a translator and tested it for years, the final product is finally being released. |
Jared Fogle
Fake Ancient Exiles. 2.0
106
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Posted - 2015.10.04 18:24:00 -
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Shadowed Cola wrote:Quote:Can I git a thugged-out demonstration of dis miracle machine, biatch? It aint nuthin but gotta be able ta translate traila trash wit a side of whigger n' shiznit fo' realz. Also need ta include messican rican taco whisperers.. The fine people working at SoTa's stuff and weird **** have spent years defraging intercepted AE communications, in order to reach out and broaden our businesses ventures. What we discovered was the 'taco' and 'messican rican" references were actually slang, dialogue taken directly from the 'streets' After some research and called connections, it was discovered many AE leaders had, at one point or another, been arrested for bad conduct or bad business practices. It was during these imprisonments that the terms "taco" and "messican rican" first emerged, leading our analyticals to believe that AE is actually a gang organization. One that opposes foreign influences. Having fine-tuned a translator and tested it for years, the final product is finally being released.
Without covering the trailer trash and whigger dialects, I'm afraid it's of little use to me. I don't care for the taco whisperers.
I would still need a demonstration. I need to know wut some of these lil kids are saying. |
Shadowed Cola
Tal-Romon Legion Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.10.04 18:29:00 -
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Jared Fogle wrote:Shadowed Cola wrote:Quote:Can I git a thugged-out demonstration of dis miracle machine, biatch? It aint nuthin but gotta be able ta translate traila trash wit a side of whigger n' shiznit fo' realz. Also need ta include messican rican taco whisperers.. The fine people working at SoTa's stuff and weird **** have spent years defraging intercepted AE communications, in order to reach out and broaden our businesses ventures. What we discovered was the 'taco' and 'messican rican" references were actually slang, dialogue taken directly from the 'streets' After some research and called connections, it was discovered many AE leaders had, at one point or another, been arrested for bad conduct or bad business practices. It was during these imprisonments that the terms "taco" and "messican rican" first emerged, leading our analyticals to believe that AE is actually a gang organization. One that opposes foreign influences. Having fine-tuned a translator and tested it for years, the final product is finally being released. Without covering the trailer trash and whigger dialects, I'm afraid it's of little use to me. I don't care for the taco whisperers. I would still need a demonstration. I need to know wut some of these lil kids are saying. Examples have been posted in the War Room, and your own text.
We here at SoTa's Stuff and Weird **** would like for our potential customers to read what's in front of them without asking for hand-outs. Our insane deals are doing plenty of that for us already! |
chill penguin
Red and Silver Hand
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Posted - 2015.10.04 18:39:00 -
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Yo fam, this is my turf! Ye might want to skeedaddle before this here Thugnificent Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho, Five-Time Ultimate Smackdown Champion, PornSuperstar, and President of these here forums, takes your thugged out witchcraft and serve up a can of whoop ass!
VAHZZ.'s alt, because like Badger, i ain't scuuurred.
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