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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.13 15:54:00 -
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I joined their squad again, and got some helpful advice about going into nudie clubs!
Want to simulate going to a strip club? Jack off, but do not climax, spray some fruity perfume in the air, then rip up $150.
Bar beer is made from liquid platinum and therefore x10 more expensive. Reasons.
Instead of liquor, they offer free hot wings, really hot wings, and $5 cans of soda
You should go to a strip club and tell that to every stripper you talk to. Wear a fedora and trench coat.
They get touched, you get thrown out
yeah, the closest you get to touching is putting a dollar between their ****
Well, depends on the area. If a stripper thinks you look rich and stupid she might try to get you in the back VIP room where she will give you a lap dance for like $750.
if she asks if you know why they call it the VIP room and not the VUP room, run
Puerto Rican girls like asparagus.
Go to the scat room behind the alley
Puerto Rican girls know how to move.
-áAsk the stripers if they have accepted our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.
If you are forced to go to a strip club, always go in May to August.-áThat is when most colleges are out and the chances of college-age women dancing is slightly higher. <---Also known as winning
Apply Bengay to your dique and forget about your balls.
Brazilian waxes are what dreams are made of.
Costa Rica for some nice beaches, bitches, and stitches from stip land.
I dont know the question, but the answer is buy more Aurum!
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RKKR
WarRavens
Imperium Eden
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Posted - 2015.09.13 16:10:00 -
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You should start a wiki before all this information is lost in different threads all over the forum. |
TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.09.13 16:12:00 -
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This looks like the op was getting psychologically abused lol.
I am GJRs Renfield.
You heard it here first, I told you so.
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.13 18:07:00 -
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RKKR wrote:You should start a wiki before all this information is lost in different threads all over the forum.
I have these saved in Evernote. You really think I typed all this **** out?
I dont know the question, but the answer is buy more Aurum!
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.13 18:07:00 -
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TechMechMeds wrote:This looks like the op was getting psychologically abused lol.
Average day in the life of Clotheshanger Abortion
I dont know the question, but the answer is buy more Aurum!
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Radiant Pancake3
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Posted - 2015.09.13 18:45:00 -
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Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:This looks like the op was getting psychologically abused lol. Average day in the life of Clotheshanger Abortion
So you're not meant to be here?
Rejected by Dreis
Min Loyalist
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.09.13 18:55:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:This looks like the op was getting psychologically abused lol. Average day in the life of Clotheshanger Abortion So you're not meant to be here?
Hahahaha
I am GJRs Renfield.
You heard it here first, I told you so.
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.13 19:18:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:TechMechMeds wrote:This looks like the op was getting psychologically abused lol. Average day in the life of Clotheshanger Abortion So you're not meant to be here?
I dont know the question, but the answer is yaoi
I dont know the question, but the answer is buy more Aurum!
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