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024toP worG eenK
Sanmatar Kelkoons
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:20:00 -
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I have recently discovered, through scientific means, a way to reduce your electric bill each month. Guaranteed. All you have to do is to get all the forks you have (metal only, not plastic) and put them in your microwave. Set the microwave on high to cook for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Hit the "Start" button, and run as fast as you can under your bed. Don't come out of your hiding place for any reason. Wait until the microwave is finished. Very simple.
If you have no forks that's okay, simply use a can of spray paint. That'll do the trick too. If you live with your parents you should give this a try. They will be happy that you helped them save money on their electric bill. |
deezy dabest
IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:22:00 -
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024toP worG eenK wrote:I have recently discovered, through scientific means, a way to reduce your electric bill each month. Guaranteed. All you have to do is to get all the forks you have (metal only, not plastic) and put them in your microwave. Set the microwave on high to cook for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Hit the "Start" button, and run as fast as you can under your bed. Don't come out of your hiding place for any reason. Wait until the microwave is finished. Very simple.
If you have no forks that's okay, simply use a can of spray paint. That'll do the trick too. If you live with your parents you should give this a try. They will be happy that you helped them save money on their electric bill.
Well this will certainly reduce your electric bill.
Putting the hard drive from your PS3 in the microwave will reduce your Dust bill as well as your electric bill.
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:24:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:024toP worG eenK wrote:I have recently discovered, through scientific means, a way to reduce your electric bill each month. Guaranteed. All you have to do is to get all the forks you have (metal only, not plastic) and put them in your microwave. Set the microwave on high to cook for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Hit the "Start" button, and run as fast as you can under your bed. Don't come out of your hiding place for any reason. Wait until the microwave is finished. Very simple.
If you have no forks that's okay, simply use a can of spray paint. That'll do the trick too. If you live with your parents you should give this a try. They will be happy that you helped them save money on their electric bill. Well this will certainly reduce your electric bill. Putting the hard drive from your PS3 in the microwave will reduce your Dust bill as well as your electric bill.
If you put your whole PS3 in the microwave, you'll remove all the DUST. |
Georgia Xavier
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:25:00 -
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Microwaves are really useful you know? use it to cremate your pet
Click for an instant good day! (or atleast cheer you up a bit)
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4lbert Wesker
Standby Retaliation
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:42:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:Microwaves are really useful you know? use it to cremate your pet
Or you can use it if your gfirlfriend refuses to do abortion
WESKER S.T.A.R.S. is not my corporation!
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:45:00 -
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4lbert Wesker wrote:Georgia Xavier wrote:Microwaves are really useful you know? use it to cremate your pet Or you can use it if your gfirlfriend refuses to do abortion
No, no. You use clotheshangers for that. |
Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y
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Posted - 2015.09.08 20:49:00 -
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I say we just enslave you to make money for us and just not worry about bills :D
The C.E.O. of G.L.O.R.Y,
(~..)~ Now on Youtube ~(..~)
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DDx77
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.09.08 21:08:00 -
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Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:4lbert Wesker wrote:Georgia Xavier wrote:Microwaves are really useful you know? use it to cremate your pet Or you can use it if your gfirlfriend refuses to do abortion No, no. You use clotheshangers for that.
Clotheshanger in the mirowave first then use it on your girlfriend |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
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Posted - 2015.09.08 21:11:00 -
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Instructions unclear, pen*s caught in ceiling fan.
Give me my Plasma Flamethrower or give me a cookie!
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CUSE TOWN333
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2015.09.08 21:12:00 -
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024toP worG eenK wrote:I have recently discovered, through scientific means, a way to reduce your electric bill each month. Guaranteed. All you have to do is to get all the forks you have (metal only, not plastic) and put them in your microwave. Set the microwave on high to cook for 13 minutes and 37 seconds. Hit the "Start" button, and run as fast as you can under your bed. Don't come out of your hiding place for any reason. Wait until the microwave is finished. Very simple.
If you have no forks that's okay, simply use a can of spray paint. That'll do the trick too. If you live with your parents you should give this a try. They will be happy that you helped them save money on their electric bill.
don't tell people this in here. from the bluedots i have seen running around now a days some of these people will try it.
they don't want no SmOkE. AEs diplomat
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