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Knee Grow Pot420
Vherokior Combat Logistics
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:27:00 -
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My Bible says that women are meant to be subservient to men. It has become evident to me, and should for everyone, that the Bible is the infallible word of God. *All MEN are created equal.* If you don't believe in the word of God I don't know what to tell you. Where do you get your morals!?
It's sad it really is. Y'know why? Because the only thing on this forum are nerf threads, and calling people out. I understand that Jesus said he'd come by the sword, but that's not what he meant. And since obviously women don't play video games, I must ask that we talk about them at all times. It's not like they can defend themselves anyway. A recent study states that women prefer to make nerf threads. That doesn't make sence as women don't play video games.
Anyone care to explain? |
VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:29:00 -
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What the hell did i just read?....are you high?
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:37:00 -
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I was reading the Holy Scriptures and found this in my Bible as well. 100% supportt |
Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:44:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:What the hell did i just read?....are you high?
Knee Grow Pot420
I hope that answers your question General! o7
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Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:44:00 -
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.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy.
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:45:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy.
If you smell something fishy, you're reading the wrong Bible, mate. The Jews ate manna, not fish. |
Not Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
617
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:48:00 -
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We just need to forgive more, even though it can be difficult with people who make nerf threads and eat lots of asparagus.
Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit.
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
651
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:51:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy.
Probably the version of the Bible they keep at the strip club. (Hence the fishy smell. Those women can't keep their legs closed. Ew... That stench just permeates everything in that place!)
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
668
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:51:00 -
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Women play video games. Just the few that aren't clouded by today's horrible subliminal messaging that meks them spend the money of whoever they might be depending on,or arent one of those tumbler feminazis.
Kind of like 5% of the girls at most high schools in a urban/suburban area.
'Perhaps fate will bless us,before this world opens its maw and swallows us'-space pirate encrypted log.
They all died.
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces
Rise Of Legion.
688
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:52:00 -
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The bible is all lies anyway. Lies and secrecy they have kept alien knowledge from us all this time hidden in a book yet its so well worded that the stupid sheep of that lost civilization can't remember who they truly are. We are all constructs of gjr's imagination and he is the creator of this world and the destroyer.
But in all seriousness the bible is all lies Jesus is a hybrid human/alien that's how he didn't die when he was crucified and how he could help people. Feeding thousands with a fish and some bread? Simple food replication. Healing the sick with a touch? Stem cells administered through the skin. Dying and coming back to life? Simple regeneration and trickery. If these sheep wouldn't listen so blindly to these "interpreters of gods will" they would see how the bible clearly states that our "creator" is an alien. |
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:54:00 -
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Not Jadek Menaheim wrote:We just need to forgive more, even though it can be difficult with people who make nerf threads and eat lots of asparagus.
Forgiveness is like swallowing when you want to spit.
Im almost to the last forgiveness of my "seventy times seven" quota. I have about 3 forgovenesses left. Those are reserved for people who have hope for this game and two for the DUST development team. The other 487 times I forgave women, i instantly regretted it. |
Lightning35 Delta514
The Warlords Legion
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:55:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy. Probably the version of the Bible they keep at the strip club. (Hence the fishy smell. Those women can't keep their legs closed. Ew... That stench just permeates everything in that place!)
No for real tho what version? Some versions are...worded...differently...
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.05 23:59:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy. Probably the version of the Bible they keep at the strip club. (Hence the fishy smell. Those women can't keep their legs closed. Ew... That stench just permeates everything in that place!) No for real tho what version? Some versions are...worded...differently...
The Koran. Allahu Ackbar!! |
Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:13:00 -
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Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy. Probably the version of the Bible they keep at the strip club. (Hence the fishy smell. Those women can't keep their legs closed. Ew... That stench just permeates everything in that place!) No for real tho what version? Some versions are...worded...differently... The Koran. Allahu Ackbar!!
Qur'an* I know your tolling but at least try to show some respect to a book that people pointlessly based there lives around because that's apparently the only way moral values are embedded into a human mind.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:21:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:Robert Conway wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:.......... What version is your bible????? I sense something.....fishy. Probably the version of the Bible they keep at the strip club. (Hence the fishy smell. Those women can't keep their legs closed. Ew... That stench just permeates everything in that place!) No for real tho what version? Some versions are...worded...differently... The Koran. Allahu Ackbar!! Qur'an* I know your tolling but at least try to show some respect to a book that people pointlessly based there lives around because that's apparently the only way moral values are embedded into a human mind.
You do realize that the book has two spellings, yes? Qur'an, and Koran.
And I know you're trying to correct my "mistake", but at least try to show some respect to a language that people base their lives around. Know the difference between "your/you're" and "their/there/they're".
EDIT: Also commas, man. Your sentence is reminding me of one St. Paul would write. |
IVIaster LUKE
Art.of.Death
Smart Deploy
967
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:30:00 -
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Wherever you find 4 baptist, your bound to find a fifth.
A fifth of Jack, a fifth of Jim and a fifth of Scotch. 
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Clotheshanger Abortion
Y0UTHINASIA
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:32:00 -
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IVIaster LUKE wrote:Wherever you find 4 baptist, your bound to find a fifth. A fifth of Jack, a fifth of Jim and a fifth of Scotch.
Clearly you are one of those hick Baptists. I cant understand what you're saying. |
IVIaster LUKE
Art.of.Death
Smart Deploy
967
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:36:00 -
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Clotheshanger Abortion wrote:IVIaster LUKE wrote:Wherever you find 4 baptist, your bound to find a fifth. A fifth of Jack, a fifth of Jim and a fifth of Scotch. Clearly you are one of those hick Baptists. I cant understand what you're saying.
Your a typical Westboro nut.
Already judging peeps. 
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
8
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:46:00 -
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Robert Conway wrote:VAHZZ wrote:What the hell did i just read?....are you high? Knee Grow Pot420I hope that answers your question General! o7
I know his name, which is why i asked. I may also be two sheets to the wind.
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
655
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Posted - 2015.09.06 00:51:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Robert Conway wrote:VAHZZ wrote:What the hell did i just read?....are you high? Knee Grow Pot420I hope that answers your question General! o7 I know his name, which is why i asked. I may also be two sheets to the wind.
"If you know his name, you need not ask!"
-Robert Conway
These are my parting words of wisdom for you Mr. Two Sheets to the Wind! o7
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