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Natalia's P3nis
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Posted - 2015.08.29 15:11:00 -
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Dont-be-a-D1CK wrote:I did get a lol when I saw 0 likes on that post.. Circlejerk beats Circlejerk #Breaking News
Talking about circle jerks.....come a little closer, I have something to show you. A little closer...it's not gonna bite. Just pet it. |
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Posted - 2015.08.29 15:50:00 -
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Clown Town333 wrote:I love rican trannys.
Well hey there big boi, I have half of that equation solved for you. Wanna guess what half. |
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Posted - 2015.08.29 15:53:00 -
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haerr wrote:Clown Town333 wrote:I love rican trannys. Do you know the difference between a rican tranny, a US tranny, and a Canadian tranny?
Please enlighten me. |
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Posted - 2015.08.29 17:13:00 -
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Cloak Dog wrote:+ 1 if we need (want) more girl gamers
I'm here for you big boi |
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Posted - 2015.08.29 17:14:00 -
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Nice work boys. I have a reward for you all. Pvt pics of me in lingerie.
Who wants one. |
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Posted - 2015.08.29 17:34:00 -
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All Gucci wrote:Someone needs to infiltrate ccp and secretly fund a port, wile also uploading everyone's assets into a usb hidden inside of a ninja throwing star. then escaping action movie like with news of a port and everyone's assets just incase they make everyone start over. #NinjaPort
Now I'm in love with you man purse. |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 16:53:00 -
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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said: "That part where the hair has grown is called Monkey, be proud that your monkey has grown hair." the girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister: "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said: "ThatGÇÖs nothing, mine is already eating bananas." |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 16:58:00 -
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A female reporter, interviewing an American Indian chief, asked the significance of the-á
Varied number of feathers in Indian headdresses.-á
"Feathers show number of sexual partners," the chief replied. Indicating a nearby young brave,-á
He continued, "Him? One woman, one feather. Him ?" pointing to a second, older man,-á
"Three women, three feathers."-á
The reporter looked at the Chief's headdress. "But you have so many feathers!"-á
The Chief proudly slapped his chest. "Me Chief. Sleep with all women. Big, small, fat, tall."-á
Horrified, the female reporter said, "You ought to be hung!"-á
The Chief said, "Damn right. Me hung big like buffalo, long like snake."-á
The offended reporter said, "You don't have to be hostile!"-á
The Chief replied, "Hoss-style, dog-style, wolf-style, any style!"-á
The reporter cried, "Oh, dear!"-á
"No deer", said the Chief. "Ass too high, run too fast!" |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 17:06:00 -
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Cloak Dog wrote:A Lousy Gamer wrote:why does a dog lick hizz ballzz?
cuz HE can Cuz he can HA.
How do you stop a fog from humping your leg?
You pick him up and suck on his kock. |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 17:14:00 -
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What do you call a man that cries while masterBaiting?
A real tear jerker. |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 17:20:00 -
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One weekend a man asks his wife if she would like to fishing "No" She
replies "Im watching TV" "Ok" he says "I will take the dog" The following
weekend he asks her the same "No" She replies "Im watching Eastenders
on TV" "Ok" he says "I will take the dog" This goes on for a few weeks until
one day he gets pissed off. "Look you can either come fishing, give me a
blow job or take it up the arse" he shouts She thinks for a moment and
decides to give him a BJ. He then takes the dog fishing. This goes on for
many weeks. " Fishing, blowjob or up the arse?" to which she always
chooses blowjob and he always ends up taking his poor dog fishing. One
weekend she goes down to blow him. " FUkciNG HELL WHATS THAT
****** SMELL???" she screams " Oh the dog didnt want to come fishing
this weekend " he said. |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 17:23:00 -
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter....he's not going to come anyways. |
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Posted - 2015.08.30 17:29:00 -
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What crime is committed the most by trannys?
Male fraud.
Mom, I need to ask you for something?" "Sure! What about?" replied mother. "Well, I'm already fourteen and.. I think it's just proper that I should own one." "Own 'one' what?" mother asked suspiciously. "Could you buy me a push up bra?" "No." "But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention." "Nope." "I think it would be just proper at my age..." "I said no way...!" "But all of my friends wear!" "Johnny! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls?"-á
source:http://www.jokes4us.com/dirtyjokes/transvestitejokes.html |
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