We're all alts of GJR

Common knowledge, Blaze.

For out of the biomass you were formed, and back into it you go.

Yay!

Yay!

You have always been my alt.
Always and forever. <3

Pardon my ignorance but who is GJR? (Seriously plz no sarcasm XD)

You are spotted GJR, stop.

I'm a real person.... I promise :D

Please senpai, tell me how tou can switch your name from General to Immortal !

Please senpai, tell me how tou can switch your name from General to Immortal !

*Reads the whole post* W.T.H?!?!???!?!

Okay maybe I went a little overboard... but it's all true!

Great story.... liked the Queen lyrics that you inserted....

I tried to read it saw lyrics from bohemian rhapsody and instantly left this thread

False. You wrote a comment.

False. You wrote a comment.

Look at his picture.
He was probably related to one of the rebels I killed during my rampage. This would explain his very understandable butthurt. :p
I do not blame him at all. <3 The hate is deep and this would not be New Eden without it.

Easy but in order to understand how, you must first learn my story.

There was once a boy by the name of John Ripper. He was a poor boy from a poor family but he did not want anyones sympathy. He questioned life. Is this the real life or just fantasy? There was no escape from this wretched reality. Until one day he opened his eyes and looked up into the sky to see.. HIS DESTINY!

A dropship carrying minmatar prisoners was crashing down. They were rebelling. He had to kill a man. Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger and hes dead and that is when his life truly begun. He was awarded by the empress herself for securing some very nasty criminals. She told him that she would grant any wish and he wished to continue the fight for what is right. He joined the military at a very very young age. His mother wept. He did not mean to make her cry. He told her if he does not come back to carry on, carry on.

years later he became a general. Commander and chief of all Amarrian forces. The silhouette of a man standing up high. With thunder bolts and lighting flashing behind him. Very very frightening. He had spared his own life from this monstrosity of his youth. Victory after victory, he slowly rose to the top and became the best.

However one day.. the home world was attacked! Entire armies fighting on the Amarrian home planet. The battle was brutal but that was only a distraction. The rebels, uncivilized in their ways were planning to murder thousands of their own. They had a new weapon. A planet buster. Where was General John Ripper? Betrayed by one of his own men. A man named Judas who later died in the battle, betrayed by the very rebels who bought his loyalty.. Does he think he can love me and just leave me to die? no GJR refuses to die. At least not yet... Not at a time like this!

Of course... General John Ripper could have escaped but he let himself be caught. He wanted to find out what all the hububaloo was all about. He was taken to the ship as a hostage and thus that ship was never fired upon. The amarrian people screamed to let him go, but they would not let him go! The rebels declared that they would never let him go. And the Amarrian people battled much more fiercely than ever before. An entire people, united to save their hero.

Meanwhile... Back on the planet buster ship. GJR is tortured for information but of course all the information is false as GJR would never betray anyone. GJR looks up to his torturer and says "So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? Oh baby you can't do this too me I am bored, so I am just going to get out of here. Just going to walk right out.... " His torturer laughs... but stops when he sees GJR dislocate his own shoulder to increase his flexibility and escape his restraints. GJR chokes his torturer to death by the very restraints that originally bound him.

GJR then made his way to the main weapon on the ship. His torturer foolishly mocked GJR that they were going to destroy his home planet. The entire time the rebels thought they were in control. that was a complete fantasy. T

GJR proceeded to kill every rebel on the ship. 514. The number of casualties on this massive weapon of a ship. GJR left a path of destruction everywhere he went. 514 soldiers against the general. Never has the general fought a more brutal battle. Covered in wounds he finally reached the main weapon room. In a panic the rebels had already started charging the weapon to destroy the planet!

GJR, unfamiliar with this technology knew he had no time to learn. So he walked into the main core filled with radiation and used his own body to rip apart the weapon main power core. Bombarded with radiation, covered in wounds, he never stopped. He never gave up. He underwent torture, pain, loss, betrayal and never lost sight of his objective.

10 hours later.. the battle on the ground has been won by the amarrian military and rescue ships were on the way! Lead by GJR's second in command, clark kent, the solders were in awe at what they found. Countless rebel bodies everywhere. Could someone have saved GJR before them? what the hell happened? They found him in at the weapons core... still alive. Unbelievable! HOW?!? The radiation alone was enough to kill a man 1,000 times over!!! But he was alive, half dead. He looked at his solders and when asked who will lead them when GJR passes... GJR said "I leave everything, TO THE STRONGEST!" And with that, GJR drew his last breathe. Thus planetary conquest was created.

The surveillance system of the ship was recovered and the people eventually learned of everything that had transpired. The hero was no longer just a hero. He was no longer just a legend. What they saw inspired them. GJR was so much more than all of that. He saved an entire race. An entire people. Saved a galaxy from instability.

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To answer the question of why everyone claims to be an alt of GJR? This is very simple. GJR's body was donated to the administration of science. Very unusual properties were discovered... his cells had increased regeneration, stamina, strength. it was declared by the empress that a single cell from GJR's body should be implanted into the heart of every citizen. Every future citizen. Nearly everyone carries a piece of GJR within them.


And so to answer your question as to who I am and why my name changes back and forth from General John ripper to Immortal John Ripper? It was later discovered that the brain of GJR still showed activity and when the head was severed from his broken body... it completely regenerated. I've become truly Immortal and live in the hearts of everyone... LITERALLY!