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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
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Posted - 2015.08.10 08:56:00 -
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Could you ask around and see when we're going to get a new promotion and skins?
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Pierced Daddy
myrtle beach leap frogz
419
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Posted - 2015.08.10 14:26:00 -
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You gotta grease the skids first.
Tell him what a wonderful job he is doing, thank him for his hard work, tell him he looks amazing in that sweater vest.....then you pimp his azz out for information.
You don't just straight away try to pop that cherry. Wine and dine him |
Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
12
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Posted - 2015.08.10 18:27:00 -
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GM Archduke: "How much Aurum have you bought Noc?"
Noc: "I haven't spent any recently, been waiting on skins"
GM Archduke: "Well Noccie, we can't make skins out of nothing. Why don't you buy one of those 10-in-1 Key packs we have in the market?"
Noc: "But you never get anything good out of them and they're waaaay too overpriced"
GM Archduke: "Listen Noc, I don't make the prices, I just make the content. But at the same time, I can't make content without people buying Aurum. You understand me here?"
Noc: *SIGH* "Yes Uncle Archduke."
GM Archduke: "Good lad. Now don't forget! We have a sale on all skins as well!"
Noc: *grudgingly pulls out wallet*
GM Archduke: a¦ÑGÇ+a¦Ñ
Currently listening to: Tsukihime OST
Re-Retired PC Scout. I miss the old days ;_;
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
11
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Posted - 2015.08.10 18:33:00 -
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Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development.
@Ripley_Riley CPM2 candidate. Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Cross Atu
OSG Planetary Operations
5
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:00:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. Correct, he's actually not even in the same physical region much less the same internal department/team. GMs don't make content for the game (outside of perhaps if one includes in-game lore events). Archduke gets to deal with tickets and talking to all of us cheerful people. If you want to talk to someone about the creation of SKINs you'd best hit up Rattati or someone on the Dev team for Dust.
CPM 1, reelection platform here.
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Cross Atu
OSG Planetary Operations
5
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:01:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:Could you ask around and see when we're going to get a new promotion and skins? Pretty sure the answer to that is "when Frame gets back to the office so there's someone there to do it". But I could be mistaken.
CPM 1, reelection platform here.
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Pierced Daddy
myrtle beach leap frogz
433
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:01:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? |
Cross Atu
OSG Planetary Operations
5
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:07:00 -
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Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? No.
This is Dust.
Joy and humor are not permitted here.
This announcement is made with the full authority of "the white guard". Now move along, there's nothing to see here.
CPM 1, reelection platform here.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
11
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:11:00 -
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Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? I do remember humor! At least I think I do. It's been hard since The Incident...
I like people to know who does what with some degree of accuracy. When new players* login to the forum for the first time I want them to know GM's responsibilities don't include pushing aurum sales and developing content. Misinformation is scary and spreads like wildfire.
/end sooper srs /begin naked cartwheels while playing kazoo
*: Apparently we have new players. Who knew?!
@Ripley_Riley CPM2 candidate. Ripley.Riley on Skype!
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:14:00 -
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Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right?
How are you still allowed to post of these forums, if not for because of the divine love from GM Archduke?
Seriously, he has deity-level patience.
'As salty as salt can get.' how I describe the dust player base.
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zazu 51
Resheph Interstellar Strategy Gallente Federation
10
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:25:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? How are you still allowed to post of these forums, if not for because of the divine love from GM Archduke? Seriously, he has deity-level patience.
Really? I would say every single Dust Merc has way more patience than the GM. After all, that dude get's paid for his stress. Me on the other hand have to pay a shrink just to cope with this game from time to time. |
Ghost Kaisar
Fatal Absolution
12
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:35:00 -
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Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right?
Nail on the head.
Currently listening to: Tsukihime OST
Re-Retired PC Scout. I miss the old days ;_;
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:46:00 -
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zazu 51 wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? How are you still allowed to post of these forums, if not for because of the divine love from GM Archduke? Seriously, he has deity-level patience. Really? I would say every single Dust Merc has way more patience than the GM. After all, that dude get's paid for his stress. Me on the other hand have to pay a shrink just to cope with this game from time to time.
Interesting.
You're saying that by playing a game with a depressingly small staff, over-run ny high-level management fukk ups, and over-zealous charlatans that has several known issuses that plague performance because of aforementioned reasons, you have more stress and anxiety than a person getting paid most likely a minimum living wage that has to sort through thousands of support tickets as well as trying to keep the peace of the forum boards.
Do me a favor and not vote in the next real-life election; people who lack empathy and fore-sight are the reason for the world turning into a shitthill.
'As salty as salt can get.' how I describe the dust player base.
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Pierced Daddy
myrtle beach leap frogz
436
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:48:00 -
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Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? How are you still allowed to post of these forums, if not for because of the divine love from GM Archduke? Seriously, he has deity-level patience.
You seem salty. Wanna hop in the back of my van and get some candy and talk about it? |
Pierced Daddy
myrtle beach leap frogz
437
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:50:00 -
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zazu 51 wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? How are you still allowed to post of these forums, if not for because of the divine love from GM Archduke? Seriously, he has deity-level patience. Really? I would say every single Dust Merc has way more patience than the GM. After all, that dude get's paid for his stress. Me on the other hand have to pay a shrink just to cope with this game from time to time.
You know the expression....could punch a baby? You should try it. So much better than talking and wasting money. Punch a baby, kid, cat, kitten, works wonders fir the stress level |
Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK General Tso's Alliance
2
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Posted - 2015.08.10 19:57:00 -
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Pierced Daddy wrote:Soldner VonKuechle wrote:Pierced Daddy wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Ghost, I'm not sure Archduke has a single bit to do with sales, promotions, or the creation of SKINs. He's in a customer service/support position, not programming/development. It didn't seem like ghost was defining job titles ...but more or less making a skit for humor. You do remember wut humor is, mr. Serious cpm candidate? Right? How are you still allowed to post of these forums, if not for because of the divine love from GM Archduke? Seriously, he has deity-level patience. You seem salty. Wanna hop in the back of my van and get some candy and talk about it?
If you got Skittles its a deal!
'As salty as salt can get.' how I describe the dust player base.
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