Louis Domi
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Posted - 2015.07.31 04:02:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:True Adamance wrote:I'd probably be eaten.
Think is that if we know anything about zombie movies its that there are some kinds of people the zombies just avoid.
- Attractive People - Token Black guys - Intelligent and Assertive Women who are just attractive enough that the audience sympathises with their plight - Cheerleaders or Hooter's Employees - Grizzled Hunters and Army Veterans - Children people would normally like for the sole purpose of dramatically being turned later on in the plot
Generic white people like me make for great zombies.
If I didn't die instantly and painfully? Hmmm...... probably move up into the hills overlooking the city/town I live in. I mean its honestly the best plan ever because frankly who the **** has seen zombies walk up hill in zombie cinema? Makes sense. Just remember, black people always die first and the most prepared person usually sacrifices themselves to save the younger more attractive, but severely unprepared couple. Before the badass dies, I would suggest ditching the group.
That whole black people die first in horror movies are so fake... Unless whatever is trying to kill the group specifically aims for the black guy first...
First thing I would do is take a boat, and sail all the way to(some low populated/deserted place) Live there for a while till zombie **** stops. SECURE THE WIFI... If the place I go will not have Wifi, I will download a couple hundred terrabytes of **** and entertainment, before making the journey... If I die while Downloading then so be it... For what chance will a man have without his ****? What kind of life is that?!
On a separate note, each zombie apocalypse is different and you change your tactics depending on what kind of zombies you are up against Ex. Can these zombies climb stairs? Can these zombies run? Do these zombies respond to sound/smell or can they actually see?. You could probably wait out some zombie apocalypses because the zombies will rot so bad that they will be unable to move and will die(?).
Whatever kind of zombie apocalypse you face, I think maximus mobius above has a pretty good idea with the alaska point. Lots of resources, lots of land, very small population.
On another separate note, if a zombie apocalypse were to break out, how would it be started? I mean obviously contact based virus, but seeing as a majority of Americans would be armed to the teeth, and I would think that during this time Gun stores might just be giving that **** away for free at the time, would America really be hurt that bad? Maybe a couple people here and there, but damn for every zombie there might just be 50 rednecks with AK's waiting to blow it up... For Every zombie there could be an entire neighborhood worth of people with handguns and **** of that nature...
Other countries especially with stricter gun control laws will probably have a harder time since less people will be armed and ready.. Which begs the question: If the US gets stricter gun control laws would that mean the zombies win???
(I am not person who has a valid opinion on the debate of gun control please take whatever I say as a joke, I am neither a supporter or an enemy of gun control laws.)<-- Thought I would need to put that in case someone tries to argue with me about stuff like that...
Different question:Of all the zombie apocalypses which would be the worst?
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Louis Domi
Tugastroy Evil Syndicate Alliance.
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Posted - 2015.07.31 04:04:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:I would probably take a large trailer truck, raid a gasoline station and supermarket, and go on a non stop run to South M+¬xico. That place is deep jungle and I would be surprised if any zombie could go even one mile in. I would probably pick up some friends at the start if they happen to he around. There is no way I'm searching for anyone in that cluster **** known as the Urban East Coast. I would die in about fifteen minutes if I tried anything on foot. Dangerous man....dangerous. Everyone is going to be gunning for those gas stations. Between the other survivors and the zombies inevitably drawn to you can you survive it?
Bait the gas stations for the zombies to come, wait in patience until a ton of zombies arrive, blow up gas station, recieve XP and repeat
How to farm Zombies...
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