Why would my name be on the ballot if I'm not running?

Go attempt to pad your kdr in some more pubs.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

I have seen you maybe twice in the last 2 years get let off the bench and into a PC.

Jesus, this is bothering me. Who's the main character of cola?

I thought this was what people looked for in a CPM candidate....

So you're modelling yourself on Jenza?

You must be completely ignoring my games for Bloodline, ToP, and a few other corps while you were chest beating in KEQ.

it hasn't been 2 years, try 6 months. And you hardly play, easy to say you suck more now.

EDIT: Ops, forgot it was ToP not ERA. My badz. Then there was that group that came after ToP, and then HvLP. But yea, let's not get into too much detail, only makes you look cuter <3

The truth always prevails.

#HONOR

Instead of boring you with the usual rhetoric of how I'm for the community like everyone else tries to make you believe I will show you why the other candidates are not qualified for a CPM position.

The choice is yours so make it count.

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Kevall Longstride - He sits in his little noob corp licking windows with the blueberries so why would he help advance anything around here?

Aeon Amadi, Arkena Wyrnspire, demens grimwulff, xTheSiLLyRaBBiTx, Sgt Kirk - All members of the pubstar alliance so enough said.

Darth Carbonite GIO - His corp are true scumbags using ringers to take small corps districts in PC.

Cross Atu - This guy is untrustworthy in any diplomatic relations.

Zaria Min Deir - Pretends to be for the little people but sits in 0H waving that e-peen.

MRBH1997 - Sits in a 1 man corp for the last 2 years pretending like he knows how to run a real operation.

Pokey Dravon - A vote for him is like a vote for another Soraya and we all know how that goes.

Jreal Johnson - lol

CHECHOMAN - Isn't he Mexican?

Breakin Stuff - The arrogance on display has no place in CPM.

Ripley Riley - Just a forum warrior that has no clue what actually goes on in dust.

SirManBoy - Nobody from Molon Labe deserves to be anywhere near the CPM.

Viktor Hadah Jr - This man is very respectable and deserves a long tenure on the most sought after position in dust.

Leither Yiltron - Grown woman that has an unhealthy attachment to small pink ponies.

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I appreciate your time and know you will make the right choice in the end.

If you were left off this list it's because you don't matter anyways.

Pokey and Breakin are spreadsheet warriors. Spreadsheets get torn up in in-game conditions.

Confirmed. This guy is a D*ck.

Every candidate is a bad candidate for DUST. Remember to vote for the most entertaining and disruptive people, that way when your CPM is busy doing nothing to make the game better, you can at least laugh at the chaos they bring to the table.

VOTE FOR ANARCHY!!!!

Hey guys, did you know Dust User was part of Pubstar Alliance too? I wonder if there is any bias there!

But all you really need to know is that he's part of Horizons Edge, who started a war against Negative Feedback by mass attacking all of our districts, dragged the entire alliance into his bitter butt hurt (I swear he has hemmoroids) war, got curb stomped and then ran crying about how we took their last district.

Which may very well explain why he thinks of Viktor so highly - maybe he thinks that Viktor will come and take back everything he lost due to his own hubris?

Remember, kids, do the smart thing and research your candidates prior to voting

I was waiting for you to come in here with one of your super serious posts.

Did not disappoint, would read again.

You're running for the CPM. You -should- take it seriously. If not, you should -probably- be thrown off. Just saying.

Do you want to be represented by self-righteous scumbags?

If your answer was no then vote Dust User for CPM 2.

Would you be this condensating on podcast?

Not my cup of tea.

There's power in the use of your voice to intelligently convey a message and tell people of what's happening with the devs.... And there is people who do this well already. Not pursuing every outlet possible to drive content makes you another witty troll and nothing less. Congratulations on losing my vote m8.

If you had to eat anything for your next meal what would it be?

Do you want to be represented by self-righteous scumbags?

If your answer was no then vote Dust User for CPM 2.

I just found this thread and holy moly. Anyone who can single-handedly expose half of the community gets my vote.