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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:26:00 -
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Nothi's Nova Knives.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
7
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:28:00 -
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If you're an aspiring Jack the Ripper, sure it is.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:30:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:If you're an aspiring Jack the Ripper, sure it is.
I'm already John the Ripper. Checkmate.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DDx77
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
327
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:32:00 -
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Bullets |
DiablosMajora
246
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:33:00 -
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Flourless chocolate souffle with raspberry sauce
Also, tea with a mixture of epimedium
Prepare your angus
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces
480
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:33:00 -
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Them sexy valentines day quafe suits.
Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
5
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:35:00 -
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Sorry, all of these answers are wrong.
The fastest way: A Taco Stand.  And I own a Taco Shack. Checkmate.
The Revanchist.
Vader's Fist - Under our might, everything will burn
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maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
381
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Posted - 2015.07.26 02:57:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Sorry, all of these answers are wrong. The fastest way: A Taco Stand. And I own a Taco Shack. Checkmate.
Still wrong. A big FAT BAG of catnip,dorritoes,mountain dew and some dank memes will get 'er gushing(in more wayz ten juan)
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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Death Shadow117
Wolf Pack Special Forces
481
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Posted - 2015.07.26 03:59:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Sorry, all of these answers are wrong. The fastest way: A Taco Stand. And I own a Taco Shack. Checkmate. Still wrong. A big FAT BAG of catnip,dorritoes,mountain dew and some dank memes will get 'er gushing(in more wayz ten juan)
Um both of you are luring JGR and Cat Merc home to have sex with? You realize that right?
Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 03:59:00 -
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Answer: My Approval.
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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Songs of Seraphim
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 04:03:00 -
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There's a whole lot of wrong with thread...
Good luck out there fellas! Cthulhu knows you need it.
Achura Bloodline
Loyalist of the State
Reclaim Caldari Prime!
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Commander Noctus
Gallente Loyalist
252
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Posted - 2015.07.26 04:10:00 -
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Instructions not clear, girl did not reciprocate feelings nor continue "living". Am currently in the back room of McDonald's with sirens outside.
Gallente User since Jan. 28th, 2013. Touched on every Gallente role since.
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr
Shining Flame
Amarr Empire
732
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Posted - 2015.07.26 04:10:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:If you're an aspiring Jack the Ripper, sure it is.
Actaully Jeffrey Dahmer ate and carved out hearts.
Use it ----> Abuse It ----> Nerf !!!
a¦á_a¦á
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
5
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Posted - 2015.07.26 04:11:00 -
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Death Shadow117 wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Sorry, all of these answers are wrong. The fastest way: A Taco Stand. And I own a Taco Shack. Checkmate. Still wrong. A big FAT BAG of catnip,dorritoes,mountain dew and some dank memes will get 'er gushing(in more wayz ten juan) Um both of you are luring JGR and Cat Merc home to have sex with? You realize that right?
Two things. IT'S GJR SON! Who dafuq is JGR? Juan Gon Ron? Julio Getting Risky? JACQUARD GALLELAO RUPINTALCH?
And GJR is me.
The Revanchist.
Vader's Fist - Prepare for the Trials of Kishi
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
5
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Posted - 2015.07.26 04:13:00 -
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:If you're an aspiring Jack the Ripper, sure it is. Actaully Jeffrey Dahmer ate and carved out hearts.
Hannibel Lecter carved up people, wore their skin as clothes, ate their organs which includes their heart and brain, and has an IQ exceeding 180.
Checkmate.
The Revanchist.
Vader's Fist - Prepare for the Trials of Kishi
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:16:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Sorry, all of these answers are wrong. The fastest way: A Taco Stand. And I own a Taco Shack. Checkmate. Still wrong. A big FAT BAG of catnip,dorritoes,mountain dew and some dank memes will get 'er gushing(in more wayz ten juan)
For the dank.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
6
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:19:00 -
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Her mouth. |
DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:22:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:Her mouth.
You I presume.
Put your flags up in the sky.
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Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Darken-Sol
Darken's Forge and Trade
2
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:23:00 -
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They dont have hearts.
Crush them
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Billy Jr
Eternal Beings
Smart Deploy
176
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:25:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Apocalyptic Destroyerr wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:If you're an aspiring Jack the Ripper, sure it is. Actaully Jeffrey Dahmer ate and carved out hearts. Hannibel Lecter carved up people, wore their skin as clothes, ate their organs which includes their heart and brain, and has an IQ exceeding 180. Checkmate.
I rather enjoy the tastes of Edward Gein. Or Josef *******. For his mad scientist credibility, of course. Too each his own, I guess.
Holy ****, they censor The Angel of Death's last name! |
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SLENDER M4N
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
817
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:33:00 -
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You must have a 9in Donger otherwise she'll laugh at you and not bother. I would know 
Get ready Jadek. Mrs. Menahiem is waiting!
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 06:56:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Answer: My Approval.
I see...
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D4GG3R
0uter.Heaven
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 08:26:00 -
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Josef *******
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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D4GG3R
0uter.Heaven
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 08:29:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:Josef *******
******
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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D4GG3R
0uter.Heaven
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 08:30:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Josef ******* ******
Stalin
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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D4GG3R
0uter.Heaven
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 08:30:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Josef ******* ****** Stalin
Mengele and Adolf get censored but not stalin?......
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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Alena Ventrallis
Commando Perkone
Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.07.26 09:31:00 -
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Between the third and fourth rib. Or are we being metaphorical?
Over thinking, over analyzing separates the body from the mind.
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 16:27:00 -
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Alena Ventrallis wrote:Between the third and fourth rib. Or are we being metaphorical?
I'm not sure what meta has to do with this, but in that case we get a Scout Mk.0 load it with dual triple stacks of Complex Sidearm Damage Modifers and Kinetic Catalyzers.
She won't know what hit her.
Put your flags up in the sky.
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Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 19:05:00 -
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Triple myofibs. You can punch it out in a second.
CEO of 48SOF
Twitter-@48SOF
Scout/Assault GK.0
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Omaarion27
Vader's-Fist
3
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Posted - 2015.07.26 19:44:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Nothi's Nova Knives. She stole my heart; I carved her's out .
eat the booty like groceries???
"They hate us because they Anus"
CAL n GAL FTFW
disagree meet me in battle n taste the RAILnPLASMA flavor
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Billy Jr
Eternal Beings
Smart Deploy
176
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Posted - 2015.07.26 21:47:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Josef ******* ****** Stalin Me ngele and Adolf get censored but not stalin?......
It was under threat of removal to Russian Siberia by Stalin himself. |
maybe deadcatz
the nomercs
385
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Posted - 2015.07.26 22:15:00 -
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Maybe we should get on topic before ccp kicks our digital butts
Need a speedy bro scout? Mail me,comes with shotgun and 20 pound bag of catnip for teh clonocide.(teh fak,cannot spell)
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Georgia Xavier
Incorruptibles
989
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Posted - 2015.07.26 22:43:00 -
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SLENDER M4N wrote:You must have a 9in Donger otherwise she'll laugh at you and not bother. I would know
That may be the case on a lot of women but not all of them, pretty sure you don't have to be Chaddius McThunderloins to get them chasing after ya
Click for an instant good day! (or atleast cheer you up a bit)
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Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
1
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Posted - 2015.07.26 23:02:00 -
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Georgia Xavier wrote:SLENDER M4N wrote:You must have a 9in Donger otherwise she'll laugh at you and not bother. I would know That may be the case on a lot of women but not all of them, pretty sure you don't have to be Chaddius McThunderloins to get them chasing after ya
I don't think even a lot of women would know what to do with nine inches.... Like, you're gonna be doing a lot of cervix slamming man, and that can be rather uncomfortable for both parties....
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.26 23:43:00 -
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Daddrobit wrote:Georgia Xavier wrote:SLENDER M4N wrote:You must have a 9in Donger otherwise she'll laugh at you and not bother. I would know That may be the case on a lot of women but not all of them, pretty sure you don't have to be Chaddius McThunderloins to get them chasing after ya I don't think even a lot of women would know what to do with nine inches.... Like, you're gonna be doing a lot of cervix slamming man, and that can be rather uncomfortable for both parties....
Why are these people continuing to make this post serious?
Ahhhhhhhhh! Make it stop!
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DRT 99
RAT PATROL INC.
The Empire of New Eden
455
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Posted - 2015.07.26 23:54:00 -
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if youre bruising her cervix she doesnt need her heart stolen, she needs to focus on trying to walk straight. |
DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.27 02:19:00 -
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DRT 99 wrote:if youre bruising her cervix she doesnt need her heart stolen, she needs to focus on trying to walk straight.
No heart equals no problem.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Radiant Pancake3
Destinys Immortals
Rise Of Legion.
520
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Posted - 2015.07.27 02:30:00 -
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Fastest way to a woman's heart? Kill them then cut out their heart. :)
Hopes up 4 Logi vehicles
Join Logi Heaven! Chat: "Triage Ward"
Min Loyalist
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
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Posted - 2015.07.27 02:54:00 -
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Radiant Pancake3 wrote:Fastest way to a woman's heart? Kill them then cut out their heart. :)
With Nothi's Nova Knives you can now do both.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Soraya Xel
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
6
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Posted - 2015.07.27 03:00:00 -
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This thread delivers. +1
CPM1 Elect. Thanks for all your support. [email protected] for ideas, thoughts, and feedback.
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Radiant Pancake3
Destinys Immortals
Rise Of Legion.
534
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Posted - 2015.07.27 10:40:00 -
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maybe deadcatz wrote:Maybe we should get on topic before ccp kicks our digital butts
CCP won't kick shite.
 Shots fired. Yu muve CUP. 
Hopes up 4 Logi vehicles
Join Logi Heaven! Chat: "Triage Ward"
Min Loyalist
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DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.28 03:02:00 -
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Soraya Xel wrote:This thread delivers. +1
I do it for the banter
Put your flags up in the sky.
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Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
8
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Posted - 2015.07.28 13:47:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Joel II X wrote:Answer: My Approval. Do you have daddy issues Joel?
No. I AM the daddy.
Scouts United
Gk.0s & Quafes all day.
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Omega Nox
Consolidated Dust
122
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Posted - 2015.07.28 14:13:00 -
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Sex sells!
be an owner of a PS4!
Mordu's walking quafe mascot.
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Mobius Kaethis
Molon Labe.
RUST415
2
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Posted - 2015.07.28 14:19:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:D4GG3R wrote:Josef ******* ****** Stalin Me ngele and Adolf get censored but not stalin?......
I think this is related to the anti-****/hate speech laws present in lots of European countries.
Pol Pot
Idi Amin
Edit: Interesting. The name of the mid--20th century German nationalist socialist party is also censored while other people who perpetuated mass murder are not, thus ending credence to my idea.
Now with more evil.
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
Learning Alliance
6
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Posted - 2015.07.28 16:15:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Nothi's Nova Knives. She stole my heart; I carved her's out .
I once watched my wife bash a Nova Knifer's head in with the butt of her Sniper Rifle because she was too hard core to carry a sidearm.
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Luna McDuffing
COALICION LATINA
Smart Deploy
219
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Posted - 2015.07.28 18:22:00 -
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It helps if you have lors of isk. Hell even the ammar scout can get a girlfriend if he has lots of isk. |
Daddrobit
You Can Call Me Daddy
1
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Posted - 2015.07.28 18:33:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Joel II X wrote:Answer: My Approval. Do you have daddy issues Joel? No. I AM the daddy.
Excuse me?
O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
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Skotty Hellm
Valor Company Freedom Fighters
12
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Posted - 2015.07.28 23:14:00 -
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Hilarious! +1 |
DeadlyAztec11
Defenders of the Helghast Dream
8
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Posted - 2015.07.29 04:05:00 -
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Luna McDuffing wrote:It helps if you have lors of isk. Hell even the ammar scout can get a girlfriend if he has lots of isk.
No the Amarr Scout can get any guy he wants just not the one he needs.
He is justice, he is vengeance, he is the knight.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DeadlyAztec11
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Posted - 2015.08.12 16:37:00 -
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Daddrobit wrote:Joel II X wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:Joel II X wrote:Answer: My Approval. Do you have daddy issues Joel? No. I AM the daddy. Excuse me?
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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2Berries
Sardaukar Merc Guild
General Tso's Alliance
981
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Posted - 2015.08.12 17:14:00 -
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Quickest way to a mans heart is through his stomach, as long as you stab in an upward motion. -Steven Colbert
Evening Boys, Hows the water?
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deezy dabest
IMPERIAL SPECIAL FORCES GROUP
Evil Syndicate Alliance.
3
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Posted - 2015.08.12 17:56:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Death Shadow117 wrote:maybe deadcatz wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Sorry, all of these answers are wrong. The fastest way: A Taco Stand. And I own a Taco Shack. Checkmate. Still wrong. A big FAT BAG of catnip,dorritoes,mountain dew and some dank memes will get 'er gushing(in more wayz ten juan) Um both of you are luring JGR and Cat Merc home to have sex with? You realize that right? Two things. IT'S GJR SON! Who dafuq is JGR? Juan Gon Ron? Julio Getting Risky? JACQUARD GALLELAO RUPINTALCH? And GJR is me.
I thought we had established that everyone is GJR's alt?
Remove NPC orbitals from FW. -- Fix orbital timers for Eve players assisting in Planetary Conquest.
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General John Ripper
28
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Posted - 2015.08.12 19:02:00 -
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Even I am an alt of General John Ripper.
One day I am going to be on survivor and I will kick ass.
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
6
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Posted - 2015.08.12 19:29:00 -
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deezy dabest wrote:
I thought we had established that everyone is GJR's alt?
I remind people everyday. Then i play helicopter.
Director of Vader's Fist
I survived Survivor
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.08.12 19:49:00 -
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The fastest way is being a cat.
#crazycatladies
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON
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