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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:22:00 -
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OK, so there is this cheerio society. And in this society there are three classes of cheerios. There are frosted cheerios, and these guys are rich, like they have like infinite money and they have whatever they want. Then there are honey nut cheerios, these are like the middle class, they are normal people with nice stuff. Then there are plain cheerios, these are the cheerios that you find at the bottom of the box, and these guys are all broken and nasty and poor, most of them are like half a cheerio.
So there's this guy, and he's just a plain cheerio, and he's has like a broken up plain cheerio car, with a tiny old plain cheerio house. So this cheerio is not satisfied with his life as a plain cheerio, and he decides that he wants to be a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he goes ahead and sells everything he owns, he sells his house, his car, literally EVERYTHING he owns. With this money he goes to Honey Nut Cheerio College. So he studies his ass off and he gets good grades, and when he graduates, he's a Honey Nut Cheerio. So he lives his brand new Honey Nut Cheerio life, he gets a Honey Nut Cheerio car, with Honey Nut Cheerio house, and a cute Honey Nut Cheerio wife, and he even has a Honey Nut Cheerio dog. So he lives this Honey Nut Cheerio life for a while, and he enjoys it, but one day, he gets that feeling again, and he decides that he wants to be a Frosted Cheerio. So he again goes ahead and he sells his house, his car, his dog, he even sells his wife. And he goes to Frosted Cheerio University.
So when he graduates, he gets this Frosted Cheerio sports car, and this Frosted Cheerio Super model wife, and he even gets a pack of Frosted Cheerio pure-bred Racing hounds. So now he's satisfied and he is enjoying his life as a Frosted cheerio. One day he goes to this Frosted Cheerio restaurant that he's known about all his life, but he could never afford to go to. So he goes there and a waiter seats him, and he tries some of the bread, and it's the best bread he has ever tasted in his life. Then the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the soup or the salad, so he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the soup, so he asks for the soup, and it's the best soup he has ever tasted in his life, like he decides that it is the only soup he will ever eat again. Next the waiter comes by and asks him if he wants the Steak or the Fish, and again he looks around and sees that everyone is eating the steak, so he goes ahead and orders that, and it's the best steak that he has ever tasted, and he decides that this is the only food he ever wants to eat again. So after all of this eating he is kinda thirsty, so he looks around and sees the orange juice, but he notices that the line to get some goes around the restaurant because it is so huge, next he looks at the mango juice, and again the line wraps around the other side of the restaurant. So he's kinda put off, but then he sees the fruit punch, and he's really happy because, There is no punch line.
'There is an art to dying, but its a dying art.'
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DanielCM
TO THE DEATH
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:25:00 -
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Drugs are bad, just say no |
Tesfa Alem
Death by Disassociation
1
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Posted - 2015.07.16 11:32:00 -
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Redline for Thee, but no Redline for Me.
"I sometimes wonder why I share stuff "- CCP Rattati
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
19
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Posted - 2015.07.16 12:06:00 -
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I no longer have to wonder why my RDVs come in drunk.
CPM 1, Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA
Made in Poland...
E-R-A
291
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Posted - 2015.07.16 12:28:00 -
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Will try to translate it from polish"
" You can always take redneck outside village, but never village outside redneck"  |
Krixus Flux
Kang Lo Directorate
Gallente Federation
884
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Posted - 2015.07.16 13:18:00 -
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Now I want some Honey Nut Cheerios.
Saying what's on people's minds
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
191
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Posted - 2015.07.17 11:45:00 -
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Krixus Flux wrote:Now I want some Honey Nut Cheerios.
not frosted?
'There is an art to dying, but its a dying art.'
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Fox Gaden
Immortal Guides
Learning Alliance
6
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Posted - 2015.07.17 12:23:00 -
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When trolling becomes an art form...
I had to give it a "Like"! 
Hand/Eye coordination cannot be taught. For everything else there is the Learning Coalition.
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Scotty AI MatchMaker
WarRavens
D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
203
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Posted - 2015.07.17 23:21:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:When trolling becomes an art form... I had to give it a "Like"!
you do realise that trolling is what was being researched in the Gal lag facility? oh and also lag 
'The shadows betray you because they belong to me,'
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Onikanabo Brigade
Caldari State
5
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Posted - 2015.07.17 23:43:00 -
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Fox Gaden wrote:When trolling becomes an art form... I had to give it a "Like"!
I am the master of giving Likes. 
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
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VAHZZ
Nos Nothi
4
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Posted - 2015.07.18 00:01:00 -
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Dammit Scotty, I can not top that.....
Or can I?
Challenge Accepted...
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Aeon Amadi
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
11
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Posted - 2015.07.18 01:49:00 -
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Welp.
I uhhh...
Yanno, I'm never going to get those five minutes back. I really want compensation.
Volunteer For The PSD!
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501st Headstrong
0uter.Heaven
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Posted - 2015.07.18 02:08:00 -
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Dreis ShadowWeaver wrote:Fox Gaden wrote:When trolling becomes an art form... I had to give it a "Like"! I am the master of giving Likes.
Wrong
"There are no rights. The world owes no one a living."-Sumner
*The Mascot of 0uter.Heaven *
Internet down atm :(
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Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
942
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Posted - 2015.07.18 04:29:00 -
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OliX PRZESMIEWCA wrote:Will try to translate it from polish" " You can always take redneck outside village, but never village outside redneck"
No, it goes:
You can take the trash out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the trash (tm).
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