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KILLER 20965 Negative-Feedback. 37	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:00:00 - [1] - Quote A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was having a class on Karl Marx, "Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he as the most highly evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!' At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decisions made by the United States stood up and held up a rock. "How old is this rock?" The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian." "Wrong. It's been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real... then it should be an animal now." The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and as fired the next day. He died of the gay plague Ebola AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for ll eternity. Semper Fi. I once personally owned a district. Yes I run logi, got a problem? I want an officer armour tank.
Golden Day Fraternity of St. Venefice Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:03:00 - [2] - Quote Before any arguments happen...whos alt are you? Im just a glorified blueberry
IVIaster LUKE Art.of.Death 920	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:07:00 - [3] - Quote Almond Joy's got Nuts, Mounds Don't. 1 tequila...2 tequila...3 tequila...FLOOR =ƒÜ+
Sergeant Sazu Mantodea MC 665	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:07:00 - [4] - Quote Dude. Like, 10/10. Such a beautiful passage is capable of offending any human on this planet. [64.9m SP] Sazu's Trading
TIGER SHARK1501 Savage Bullet RUST415 290	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:09:00 - [5] - Quote Sergeant Sazu wrote: Dude. Like, 10/10. Such a beautiful passage is capable of offending any human on this planet. I know. It brings a tear to my eye.
Daddrobit You Can Call Me Daddy 1	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:16:00 - [6] - Quote As a trigendered asexual who identifies as can of Stag Chili Siverado Beef Beans, this is my trigger you insensitive ****! O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
Dzago Sevatarion DUST University Ivy League 80	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:17:00 - [7] - Quote Marine Todd? The guy in this story doesn't sound very Gallente to me.
Operative 1174 Uuali True Companion Planetary Requisitions 933	Posted - 2015.07.16 00:40:00 - [8] - Quote http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion MY CPM2 PLATFORM
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 7	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:08:00 - [9] - Quote To be fair if he couldn't say evolution doesn't apply to inanimate objects then the professor deserved to loose his job. "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
Death Shadow117 Wolf Pack Special Forces Evil Syndicate Alliance. 458	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:13:00 - [10] - Quote Usual Republican lies the govment wansta take mah baby Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.

Death Shadow117 Wolf Pack Special Forces Evil Syndicate Alliance. 458	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:14:00 - [11] - Quote But But seriously if you live in Texas the op is an everyday thing. Duct tape fixes everything from weapons to suits and even tanks.
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 20	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:19:00 - [12] - Quote YES LET ALL THE INANIMATE OBJECTS EVOLVE LIKE MY GEODUDE! Em shah tey et naGÇÖemsaer ek rahvi, amarr osedah gasi ubday pahk. Ekin tey vahka ijed div ema ziel. Et tey vamatal em.
Golden Day Fraternity of St. Venefice Amarr Empire 2	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:22:00 - [13] - Quote Death Shadow117 wrote: But But seriously if you live in Texas the op is an everyday thing. I can say this is a lie since I live in Texas......in the country and city areas but continue on to stereotype states Im just a glorified blueberry
Dreis ShadowWeaver Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State 5	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:44:00 - [14] - Quote KILLER 20965 wrote: A Muslim professor KILLER 20965 wrote: The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly Ok... Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel My Minja Blog Recruitment requests received: 18
Isa Lucifer Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 356	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:46:00 - [15] - Quote Estos gringos si son est+¦pidos. Ayala pinga. Amarr Victor Join "PIE Ground Control" for secure Amarr FW syncing and orbital support
Nocturnal Soul Primordial Threat 7	Posted - 2015.07.16 01:46:00 - [16] - Quote Golden Day wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: But But seriously if you live in Texas the op is an everyday thing. I can say this is a lie since I live in Texas......in the country and city areas but continue on to stereotype states Can confirm there are socialist libertarians in Texas...because I am one. "The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
Lightning35 Delta514 48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE 951	Posted - 2015.07.16 03:03:00 - [17] - Quote Yay. CEO of 48th Special Operations Force Twitter-@48SOF Scout and Assault GK.0/Rattati and Scotsman GK.0 OFF/EXP GEAR
sir RAVEN WING No Context 4	Posted - 2015.07.16 03:28:00 - [18] - Quote This may be the funniest, dumbest, and most offensive thing I have ever read. I'll be in the dark corner, sharpening my knives.
Thor Odinson42 Negative-Feedback 6	Posted - 2015.07.16 03:53:00 - [19] - Quote Death Shadow117 wrote: But But seriously if you live in Texas the op is an everyday thing. Truth, it's almost as though I'm living out the movie The Faculty here.
Breakin Stuff Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group 10	Posted - 2015.07.16 07:52:00 - [20] - Quote This is the most amazing sh*tpost I have seen in a while. WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.

dzizur Nos Nothi 478	Posted - 2015.07.16 11:39:00 - [21] - Quote you forgot the feminazis, duh
demens grimwulff Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 650	Posted - 2015.07.16 13:28:00 - [22] - Quote Nocturnal Soul wrote: Golden Day wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: But But seriously if you live in Texas the op is an everyday thing. I can say this is a lie since I live in Texas......in the country and city areas but continue on to stereotype states Can confirm there are socialist libertarians in Texas...because I am one. Well... Democratic socialist, myself (a LA Bernie Sanders), and I live in Houston. CPM2 Candidate Intent to run is found here: Intent Allow me to help improve Dust
demens grimwulff Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 650	Posted - 2015.07.16 13:30:00 - [23] - Quote Thor Odinson42 wrote: Death Shadow117 wrote: But But seriously if you live in Texas the op is an everyday thing. Truth, it's almost as though I'm living out the movie The Faculty here. Didn't realize you were in Texas, too, Thor o.0 we have...6 to 8 members here, and several more in the alliance CPM2 Candidate Intent to run is found here: Intent Allow me to help improve Dust
KILLER 20965 Negative-Feedback. 47	Posted - 2015.07.16 14:15:00 - [24] - Quote Golden Day wrote: Before any arguments happen...whos alt are you? This is my main character. I once personally owned a district. Yes I run logi, got a problem? I want an officer armour tank.
KILLER 20965 Negative-Feedback. 47	Posted - 2015.07.16 14:18:00 - [25] - Quote I have a few that are MUCH worse if you want me to post. I once personally owned a district. Yes I run logi, got a problem? I want an officer armour tank.


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