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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.07.12 20:12:00 -
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So this dream starts out in that area with the crossbeam catwalks overlooking the objective. For some reason there's no roof. I'm up there looking down at everyone in the match and everyone is a Minmatar sentinel and they're all powerjumping all over the place, trying to peg each other with forge guns. When suddenly in comes VAHZZ, and he's learned that you can make a heavy faster by giving him rollerskates, and so he's there just strolling through the warzone with a heavy machine gun, dodging forge guns with ease, blazing away at anything and everything and somehow keeping perfect forward momentum. He never actually hits anyone, but you can just tell he's having a great time on his rollerskates.
When suddenly a blueberry starts hacking the objective, which is for some reason very annoying, especially when the objective is already under our control. Right when I'm about to tell him to **** off, that we already own the objective, said objective flips and I'm thrown out to the Defeated screen. I'm there for a minute or two before I finally wake up, the last traces of the dream trailing through my still sleeping mind.
'Dammit, Rattati, fix this broken piece of ****. ******* blueberries hacking the objective.' |
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf
Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI
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Posted - 2015.07.12 20:17:00 -
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LOL, I love it, especially the rollerblading heavy.
Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
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VAHZZ
Nos Nothi
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Posted - 2015.07.12 20:28:00 -
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Don't tell people my secrets! They must never know of the AmarrSent+Rollerblade combo!
Until Lambs become Lions.
GJR Approved
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
10
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:13:00 -
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You are lucky you woke up...
I hear people that get the infinitely long Defeat screen while dreaming never wake.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:14:00 -
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Dude, I dream every night about waking up in the morning, turning PS3 on and using my galassault.
CEO of 48th Special Operations Force
Twitter-@48SOF
Scout and Assault GK.0/Rattati and Scotsman GK.0
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VAHZZ
Nos Nothi
4
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:17:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:You are lucky you woke up...
I hear people that get the infinitely long Defeat screen while dreaming never wake.
Those are called the Sleepers. Beware...
Scouts United
The Myth of VAHZZ
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VAHZZ
Nos Nothi
4
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:23:00 -
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Lightning! Edit that wall of death! It is destroying my retinas!
Scouts United
The Myth of VAHZZ
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:25:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Lightning! Edit that wall of death! It is destroying my retinas!
Did you read it???
CEO of 48th Special Operations Force
Twitter-@48SOF
Scout and Assault GK.0/Rattati and Scotsman GK.0
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VAHZZ
Nos Nothi
4
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:26:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Lightning! Edit that wall of death! It is destroying my retinas! Did you read it???
I couldn't get past the first sentence.
Scouts United
The Myth of VAHZZ
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
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Posted - 2015.07.12 21:36:00 -
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I just copied and pasted half over and over to make it seem like an unstoppable dream, and then I wake up. Lmao
CEO of 48th Special Operations Force
Twitter-@48SOF
Scout and Assault GK.0/Rattati and Scotsman GK.0
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Fristname Family name
Opus Arcana Covert Intervention
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Posted - 2015.07.15 07:39:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Lightning! Edit that wall of death! It is destroying my retinas! Did you read it??? I couldn't get past the first sentence. i saw it and no gaps made it look scary and also GALAA looks like glasses so i got no clue what your on about XD
BUILD MORE FARMS!
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Apocalyptic Destroyerr
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
594
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Posted - 2015.07.15 07:53:00 -
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Little does everyone know, I legit had a dream that I was Leading the Amarr Into An Assault against the Minmitar and Enslaving them. No bull. |
Golden Day
Fraternity of St. Venefice Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.07.15 08:04:00 -
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Once dreamed that in was in a PC Ina python as I was flying to the next objective guarding it with air support I heard swarm lauchers lock onto me quickly I activated my afterburner and flew into the sky but as I was flying into the sky our pilots ship was destroyed and was burning falling into the atmosphere pieces of it going everywhere and one part of the ship hit my python making it explode my body was incinerated in the explosion I felt my skin burn and combust
Woke up to find that I shat myself
Im just a glorified blueberry
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Jack the Rlpper
TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS No Context
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Posted - 2015.07.15 08:51:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:I just copied and pasted half over and over to make it seem like an unstoppable dream, and then I wake up. Lmao I almost read it all till i realized what you did lol
n++pâçGòÉS+Ç +50 n++pâçGòÉS+Ç +60
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rizan baig
Random Gunz Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.07.15 09:29:00 -
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston wrote:So this dream starts out in that area with the crossbeam catwalks overlooking the objective. For some reason there's no roof. I'm up there looking down at everyone in the match and everyone is a Minmatar sentinel and they're all powerjumping all over the place, trying to peg each other with forge guns. When suddenly in comes VAHZZ, and he's learned that you can make a heavy faster by giving him rollerskates, and so he's there just strolling through the warzone with a heavy machine gun, dodging forge guns with ease, blazing away at anything and everything and somehow keeping perfect forward momentum. He never actually hits anyone, but you can just tell he's having a great time on his rollerskates.
When suddenly a blueberry starts hacking the objective, which is for some reason very annoying, especially when the objective is already under our control. Right when I'm about to tell him to **** off, that we already own the objective, said objective flips and I'm thrown out to the Defeated screen. I'm there for a minute or two before I finally wake up, the last traces of the dream trailing through my still sleeping mind.
'Dammit, Rattati, fix this broken piece of ****. ******* blueberries hacking the objective.'
Sounds like a fun dream..... Oh and don't worry dreams like these are completely normal. *loads gun* Bless this strayed Amarrian soul. *A gun shot is heard across New Eden*
"ISK is temporary...... BPOs last forever"
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VAHZZ
Vader's-Fist
6
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Posted - 2015.08.04 06:13:00 -
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I am bumping this because of it's legitness.
Director of Vader's Fist
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
10
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Posted - 2015.08.04 06:43:00 -
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Read the title. That was the only information I needed.
Nightmare confirmed.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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VAHZZ
RabbitSwarm
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Posted - 2015.08.27 04:13:00 -
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Bumping because i actually just now tried the Matari Sentinel and i love it.
Co-Founder of RabbitSwarm
"I fear all you have done is awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve."
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Dreis ShadowWeaver
Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.08.27 04:23:00 -
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Golden Day wrote:Once dreamed that in was in a PC Ina python as I was flying to the next objective guarding it with air support I heard swarm lauchers lock onto me quickly I activated my afterburner and flew into the sky but as I was flying into the sky our pilots ship was destroyed and was burning falling into the atmosphere pieces of it going everywhere and one part of the ship hit my python making it explode my body was incinerated in the explosion I felt my skin burn and combust
Woke up to find that I shat myself You heard a lock-on warning? Must have been a dream.
Creator of the 'Nova Knifers United' channel
My Minja Blog
Caldari blood, Matari heart <3
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Scheneighnay McBob
Penumbra or something
7
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Posted - 2015.08.27 04:38:00 -
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The only dream I ever had about Dust was shortly before CBRs and RRs were added. My dream predicted both would be OP as hell (very low TTK for CBRs, and also annoyingly low TTK over long range for RRs). My dream became a reality shortly thereafter.
The anti-tunnel snake taskforce has assembled
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DeadlyAztec11
8
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Posted - 2015.08.27 06:14:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:You are lucky you woke up...
I hear people that get the infinitely long Defeat screen while dreaming never wake. They are called Drifters and recently killed the Amarr monarch.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
11
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Posted - 2015.08.27 06:23:00 -
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DeadlyAztec11 wrote:One Eyed King wrote:You are lucky you woke up...
I hear people that get the infinitely long Defeat screen while dreaming never wake. They are called Drifters and recently killed the Amarr monarch. Sounds like my kind of people.
I must shake their hands.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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DeadlyAztec11
8
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Posted - 2015.08.27 06:26:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:DeadlyAztec11 wrote:One Eyed King wrote:You are lucky you woke up...
I hear people that get the infinitely long Defeat screen while dreaming never wake. They are called Drifters and recently killed the Amarr monarch. Sounds like my kind of people. I must shake their hands. Me too. I'm of the Amarr religion, but I believe in the ancient traditions that existed before they were perverted with slavery.
So until that changes the Empire can burn.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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