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Tonka Legacy
Molon Labe.
RUST415
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:08:00 -
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Guys...its about the servers...and I think...I think its time to come clean. I am to blame. Yes, its true. The game could not handle how bada$$ I was. I was in a skirmish match, and I used my trusty militia scrambler pistol, and I was just owning the match. Squads of heavies and scouts all focused their attention on making sure I didn't get out of control by keeping me dead, but I could not be stopped, I used my pistol to make quick work of the proto scouts that tried to rush me, but then the heavies showed up, and I was in trouble. I had to act fast, so using my wits, I called out my saga and maned the militia blaster on the back. I mowed the heavies down left and right, but by now, the scouts were back, with swarms. Being the cunning ace driver I am, I sprang into the driver seat, and outmaneuvered each swarm by leading them in the direction of the shooters thus blowing them up except 1 swarm that flew into the distance. I got out and recalled my saga, for the tanks have arrived. Being outgunned by the 3 Ion cannon Madrugars, there was only one option, I had to use the remaining ammo I had in my scrambler pistol, but I had to be clever with it. I shot the 1st tank with 5 bullets, fearing that it would explode, he jumped out, so I then proceeded to approach him, not destroying the tank and melee him to death. I hacked the tank as the other 2 tanks tried to take me out, I then got into the tank with the ion cannon, proto damage amplifiers, proto hardeners and armor. I activated the armor hardener and proceeded to switch to the secondary gunner seat which bore a small militia railgun turret. Luckly for those tanks the match was over because that last swarm rocket I mentioned that flew off, hit the enemy mcc, thus destroying it instantly. The after match reported:
Isk earned- All of it
Skill points earned- 5,000,000
salvage- The super mega death dropsuit 2.0 blueprint (it has all of the races role buffs in one suit, 4 equipment slots, 2 grenade slots, a heavy, light, and sidearm slot, 6 high and low slots, and unlimited pg/cpu).
After I clicked return to merc quarters, it said "system bossness overload, shutting down server for immediate repair!"
So, yeah...sorry guys 
Sentinel: I am heavy weapons guy...
Commando: I got a RR and a CR, Im so good.
Logi: In it 4 the points and points only.
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XxBlazikenxX
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
886
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:10:00 -
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Monk JR
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MrCriminal High Power
75
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:15:00 -
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Whatever makes your boat float.
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ¤.°n+ín+ƒGÿåGùÅ°.LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
Click for free stuff
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Bri Bub
Eternal Beings
241
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:15:00 -
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Thanks for owning this! I have more faith in CCP every day...
Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.
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XxBlazikenxX
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
886
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:17:00 -
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MrCriminal High Power wrote:Whatever makes your boat float.
We don't mention boats in Dust 514.
*Shudders a little bit, whispers in your ear "He can hear you."
Scrambles away like a madman.
Monk JR
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy
No Context
3
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Posted - 2015.07.01 03:19:00 -
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XxBlazikenxX wrote:MrCriminal High Power wrote:Whatever makes your boat float. We don't mention boats in Dust 514. *Shudders a little bit, whispers in your ear "He can hear you." Scrambles away like a madman.
Awww, Roman ain't that bad.  |
Immortal John Ripper
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Posted - 2015.07.01 04:02:00 -
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I believe the op 100%.
Why? Because I done it so i know such a thing is possible.
How to have the coolest signature on the Dust Forums.
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General John Ripper
27
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Posted - 2015.07.01 04:02:00 -
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I believe the op 100%.
Why? Because I done it so i know such a thing is possible.
How to have the coolest signature on the Dust Forums.
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Lost Apollo
83
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Posted - 2015.07.01 04:30:00 -
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Absolutely EPIC!!!
I am Caldari, but that does not mean I support our alliance with the Amarr..
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Sardonk Eternia
Tiny Universe
341
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Posted - 2015.07.01 06:39:00 -
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I know this is true because I was there. The part he left out is that I was following him in a rare logistics drop ship with a bugged remote rapper that allowed me to target infantry. I had no gunners so I had to rapidly switch between guns and pilot to mow down the enemy team all while following and repping him. GG bro.
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
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Tonka Legacy
Molon Labe.
RUST415
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Posted - 2015.07.01 13:16:00 -
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Sardonk Eternia wrote:I know this is true because I was there. The part he left out is that I was following him in a rare logistics drop ship with a bugged remote rapper that allowed me to target infantry. I had no gunners so I had to rapidly switch between guns and pilot to mow down the enemy team all while following and repping him. GG bro.
GG indeed, I forgot to credit the few helpful teammates that didn't just waste clones.
Sentinel: I am heavy weapons guy...
Commando: I got a RR and a CR, Im so good.
Logi: In it 4 the points and points only.
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Sergeant Sazu
Mantodea MC
628
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Posted - 2015.07.01 14:22:00 -
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I dub thee the Chuck Norris/Bruce Lee/Master Chief/Ezio/Liam Neeson/Obi-Wan Kenobi of Dust 514.
Take your pick.
P.S. Rattati already claimed Dust Jesus, sorry.
[63.0m SP - Next skill: Forge Gun Op. 5]
Sazu the Swagmaster Logi
-Title bestowed by Thal Vadam after I revived him
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy
No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.07.01 15:57:00 -
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You win the dust forums for today.
Good job , sir.
CEO of Corrosive Synergy
Preacher of FUN ,Teacher of LOLs
Min Loyalist
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