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Bright Cloud
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.06.28 18:47:00 -
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A while ago i was in a rather funny conversation, one included what CCP Ratatti is doing to keep this game healthy and running. It came basically down to this:
CCP Ratattis job is to sit at his desk and hold down a button to keep the server operating properly. If he leaves that desk and stops pushing sayd button the game goes down the drain and we are all doomed. If he goes onto vacation then the janitor has the job to hold down that button to prevent a forum sh!tstorm. CCP was internally testing a upgrade involving a rock and ductape, sadly the beta tests with that have failed which means Ratatti's job so far is secured.
Rudimentary Mercs of scrubs and incompetence. You touch my mind, fumbling in Ignorance, incapable of understanding.
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
730
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Posted - 2015.06.28 19:02:00 -
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=ƒÿé
CEO of 48th Special Operations Force
Twitter-@48SOF
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Vesta Opalus
Ostrakon Agency
Gallente Federation
827
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Posted - 2015.06.28 19:10:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:A while ago i was in a rather funny conversation, one included what CCP Ratatti is doing to keep this game healthy and running. It came basically down to this:
CCP Ratattis job is to sit at his desk and hold down a button to keep the server operating properly. If he leaves that desk and stops pushing sayd button the game goes down the drain and we are all doomed. If he goes onto vacation then the janitor has the job to hold down that button to prevent a forum sh!tstorm. CCP was internally testing a upgrade involving a rock and ductape, sadly the beta tests with that have failed which means Ratatti's job so far is secured.
His real job is to fix the clusterfuck left by CCP corporate leadership and past devs. |
thor424
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
496
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Posted - 2015.06.28 19:12:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:A while ago i was in a rather funny conversation, one included what CCP Ratatti is doing to keep this game healthy and running. It came basically down to this:
CCP Ratattis job is to sit at his desk and hold down a button to keep the server operating properly. If he leaves that desk and stops pushing sayd button the game goes down the drain and we are all doomed. If he goes onto vacation then the janitor has the job to hold down that button to prevent a forum sh!tstorm. CCP was internally testing a upgrade involving a rock and ductape, sadly the beta tests with that have failed which means Ratatti's job so far is secured.
Alt detected. I was in that chat when we were joking about that. WTF are you? |
Bright Cloud
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.06.28 20:57:00 -
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thor424 wrote:Bright Cloud wrote:A while ago i was in a rather funny conversation, one included what CCP Ratatti is doing to keep this game healthy and running. It came basically down to this:
CCP Ratattis job is to sit at his desk and hold down a button to keep the server operating properly. If he leaves that desk and stops pushing sayd button the game goes down the drain and we are all doomed. If he goes onto vacation then the janitor has the job to hold down that button to prevent a forum sh!tstorm. CCP was internally testing a upgrade involving a rock and ductape, sadly the beta tests with that have failed which means Ratatti's job so far is secured. Alt detected. I was in that chat when we were joking about that. WTF are you?
Im the opposite of that what you think.
Rudimentary Mercs of scrubs and incompetence. You touch my mind, fumbling in Ignorance, incapable of understanding.
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thor424
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
498
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Posted - 2015.06.28 21:17:00 -
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Bright Cloud wrote:thor424 wrote:Bright Cloud wrote:A while ago i was in a rather funny conversation, one included what CCP Ratatti is doing to keep this game healthy and running. It came basically down to this:
CCP Ratattis job is to sit at his desk and hold down a button to keep the server operating properly. If he leaves that desk and stops pushing sayd button the game goes down the drain and we are all doomed. If he goes onto vacation then the janitor has the job to hold down that button to prevent a forum sh!tstorm. CCP was internally testing a upgrade involving a rock and ductape, sadly the beta tests with that have failed which means Ratatti's job so far is secured. Alt detected. I was in that chat when we were joking about that. WTF are you? Im the opposite of that what you think.
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
17
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Posted - 2015.06.28 21:22:00 -
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Little do they know, the secret is to get a sentinel to sit on the button, then power off his suit.
The fatty wouldn't be able to move with the suits power, and so the button will remain pressed.
"To find out if they consent, poke the giant boobs. If they jiggle once, that means no. If twice, that means yes" - Anon
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