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Jalame La Bola
Shining Flame Amarr Empire
18
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:33:00 -
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Turn on your kitchen oven, set preheat to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, then after it heats up properly turn up the oven as high as it can go, then shove your nerd self inside, close the door, and enjoy burning to death. You absolutely spineless morons. |

Deputy Ivanna JakinUnoff
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:35:00 -
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Jalame La Bola wrote:Turn on your kitchen oven, set preheat to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, then after it heats up properly turn up the oven as high as it can go, then shove your nerd self inside, close the door, and enjoy burning to death. You absolutely spineless morons. Is that you again saxonbish? You are so cute.
Run damp then crybaby
I'm not the CPBM that you need or want, But the one you deserve.
McLovin for CPBM2
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Foo Fighting
Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
382
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:35:00 -
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Would that be gas mark 4 or 5? I can never work it out. |

Songs of Seraphim
Negative-Feedback.
1
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:36:00 -
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Here's a bucket for your tears: | | | | |__________|
Achura Bloodline
Caldari Loyalist
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First Prophet
Nos Nothi
3
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:37:00 -
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Songs of Seraphim wrote:Here's a bucket for your tears: | | | | |__________| Sh*ts f*cked.
"The Wrath of Rust is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Songs of Seraphim
Negative-Feedback.
1
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:38:00 -
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First Prophet wrote:Songs of Seraphim wrote:Here's a bucket for your tears: | | | | |__________| Sh*ts f*cked.
The format in my phone lied...
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact Back and Forth
8
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Posted - 2015.06.19 23:59:00 -
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To those of you who make youtube videos about stomping militia scrubs without scanners...
Turn on your kitchen oven, set preheat to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, then after it heats up properly turn up the oven as high as it can go, then shove your nerd self inside, close the door, and enjoy burning to death. You absolutely spineless morons.
Vote Viktor Hadah for CPM2 or i'll hurt you.
CBM In the CPM
Get Dust ISK Here
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maybe deadcatz
Horizons' Edge No Context
195
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Posted - 2015.06.20 00:29:00 -
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Viktor Hadah Jr wrote:To those of you who make youtube videos about stomping militia scrubs without scanners...
Turn on your kitchen oven, set preheat to 400 degrees Fahrenheit, then after it heats up properly turn up the oven as high as it can go, then shove your nerd self inside, close the door, and enjoy burning to death. You absolutely spineless morons. What if i told you i use scanners on a shotgun scout to counter all the tryhard pubstompers?
Ewar? What's that? Some kind of new crutch? Learn how to use your eyes and ears you maggots. Batteskirts for the win!!
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Eruditus 920
Nemo Malus Felix
2
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Posted - 2015.06.20 01:06:00 -
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This is forum gold I tells ya. GOLD!
Unless you virgin nerds want more math?
So how many damps do I need to get to 14db?
"Stay gold, Ponyboy..."
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Akamandon
D.A.R.K L.E.G.I.O.N D.E.F.I.A.N.C.E
32
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Posted - 2015.06.20 02:37:00 -
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Eruditus 920 wrote:This is forum gold I tells ya. GOLD!
Unless you virgin nerds want more math?
So how many damps do I need to get to 14db?
3 complex on a scout gk.0 gets you to 13db but I think you only have to get below 21db to be scanner proof |
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Eruditus 920
Nemo Malus Felix
2
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Posted - 2015.06.20 02:49:00 -
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Akamandon wrote:Eruditus 920 wrote:This is forum gold I tells ya. GOLD!
Unless you virgin nerds want more math?
So how many damps do I need to get to 14db? 3 complex on a scout gk.0 gets you to 13db but I think you only have to get below 21db to be scanner proof
I can't tell if I have been trolled or I am successfully trolling.
"Stay gold, Ponyboy..."
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VAHZZ
Condotta Rouvenor Gallente Federation
3
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Posted - 2015.06.20 03:03:00 -
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Eruditus 920 wrote:Akamandon wrote:Eruditus 920 wrote:This is forum gold I tells ya. GOLD!
Unless you virgin nerds want more math?
So how many damps do I need to get to 14db? 3 complex on a scout gk.0 gets you to 13db but I think you only have to get below 21db to be scanner proof I can't tell if I have been trolled or I am successfully trolling.
Both.
GÖ˘ Soon, we shall meet again, in a galaxy far, far away. GÖ˘
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.20 03:06:00 -
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Nah, just play with an antenna a little more powerful than an active scanner.
I still wanna see if a SMART-T can be used to cook food, but my commander doesn't let anyone use ours yet. Careful when playing with radiation
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1
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Posted - 2015.06.20 03:08:00 -
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Note to self: if OP is spotted on the red team, deploy my special 3x creodron flux scanner gallogi and hide in a corner somewhere |

Alena Ventrallis
Commando Perkone Caldari State
3
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Posted - 2015.06.20 04:11:00 -
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I know right OP? If only we had a module that could reduce your profile! I call it the Profile Dampener!
It could reuce your profile below the scanners precision meaning your not detected! We could have a little notice saying "Scan Attempt Prevented" and everything!
Whirly gun make much thunder! - Victor
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.20 04:29:00 -
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Question to scanner logis: I was by myself, on the opposite side of the map from my team AND all the action, doing one of the mega-flanks I always like to do, pooping out uplinks along my path.
Somehow, I was still scanned down. I was scanned multiple times until a group of protobears came to track me down (understandable, as I probably attracted some attention that way) Question is: How the hell was I initially scanned? Was it a modified spin-scan (scan one way, turn around, scan the other way, etc) or did some guy just turn around at some point and intentionally try to **** me over?
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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nelo kazuma
Ecce Initio RLC. RUST415
282
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Posted - 2015.06.20 04:32:00 -
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I think they should be just sqd based but meh if not that than a limit on amount . As for precision n range their perfectly fine
FOR THE STATE ^(-_-) Cal Loyalist For Life
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Forced Death
Corrosive Synergy No Context
922
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Posted - 2015.06.20 04:33:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Question to scanner logis: I was by myself, on the opposite side of the map from my team AND all the action, doing one of the mega-flanks I always like to do, pooping out uplinks along my path.
Somehow, I was still scanned down. I was scanned multiple times until a group of protobears came to track me down (understandable, as I probably attracted some attention that way) Question is: How the hell was I initially scanned? Was it a modified spin-scan (scan one way, turn around, scan the other way, etc) or did some guy just turn around at some point and intentionally try to **** me over? how far were you from the action?
if you were within 200m or so, you can get hit with a flux
my only proto
dropsuit command 5
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SLENDER M4N
Xer Cloud Consortium
620
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Posted - 2015.06.20 04:33:00 -
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Sorry to hear a scanner #BenT you. 
Our Lord and savior, Munson punched me and RE'd me! I feel loved <3
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
362
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Posted - 2015.06.20 04:58:00 -
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ok hold the f*ckin' phone - I use a scanner, I get no points, and you get pissed and b*tch on the forums?
I don't think you realise, how f*cking difficult it is to get points with scanners, especially if you don't have a squad?
besides the fact most people only use adv, and c'mon are adv damps that expensive?
really?
there are veryfewpros to running a scanner, they include information, and thats about it.
the cons are to numerous to count, so I suggest you run a scanner for a while, then come back with an informed opinion an a subject you know something about, rather than just slinging sh*t at people that are just trying TO HELP THIER TEAM YOU F*CKING ****.
/rant
tl;dr - grow some balls you miserable jackass.
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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Darkstalker Astrea
Holdfast Syndicate Amarr Empire
18
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Posted - 2015.06.20 05:02:00 -
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Alena Ventrallis wrote:I know right OP? If only we had a module that could reduce your profile! I call it the Profile Dampener!
It could reuce your profile below the scanners precision meaning your not detected! We could have a little notice saying "Scan Attempt Prevented" and everything!
Wow so cuul, Ur sow smaht. I'm glad you can kount
So he puts one of these dampener things and he doesn't have to worry about a lvl 5 Gal logi scans? o_O
Oh no he doesnts? What about if he puts 5 of these things on his suit? Oh he gets close!....but still scanned. :/
Oh and what's his ehp with 5 damenererers? .......ok not that bad....ugh he's up against full proto squad from another continent with super kuul ssd hardrives that move faster than everybody spamming core locus grenades before you even see them .....and these so good at video games super vets also need you scanned the whole time because their real life lives are so hilariously sad that they can only get any real enjoyment from living by being the most dominant force in the game and in a ......a pub match
The OP is right. If you are one of these sad people. Into the oven with you |

Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
362
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Posted - 2015.06.20 05:03:00 -
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Forced Death wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Question to scanner logis: I was by myself, on the opposite side of the map from my team AND all the action, doing one of the mega-flanks I always like to do, pooping out uplinks along my path.
Somehow, I was still scanned down. I was scanned multiple times until a group of protobears came to track me down (understandable, as I probably attracted some attention that way) Question is: How the hell was I initially scanned? Was it a modified spin-scan (scan one way, turn around, scan the other way, etc) or did some guy just turn around at some point and intentionally try to **** me over? how far were you from the action? if you were within 200m or so, you can get hit with a flux or a dropship scan, got to watch everything.
doesn't happer often, but Ive seen a dropship scan someone for a second, then once I know a general idea where you are, guess where you are going, and scans once I get close enough.
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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