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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:37:00 -
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I thought it was a ******* joke somebody made. Then I checked the site
I'll let you see it for yourselves
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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Vordred Knight
Ancient Gods Of Decay
741
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:38:00 -
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LIES ALL LIES!!!!!
"The Wrath of Vordred is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
10
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:40:00 -
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Why is this the first I am hearing about this?
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:41:00 -
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I have been telling people about this.
It is what i am getting. Battlefront is going to be amazing on it.
GÖ˘ King Me GÖ˘
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:42:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Why is this the first I am hearing about this?
Because you don't listen to ol vahzz here who has been posted this exact thing.
You guys suck.
GÖ˘ King Me GÖ˘
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
10
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:45:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:One Eyed King wrote:Why is this the first I am hearing about this? Because you don't listen to ol vahzz here who has been posted this exact thing. You guys suck. I have been reading gaming sites ad nauseum for 2 days, and nothing at all posted about this.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:49:00 -
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Dug through code, and this **** defies logic. Or I suck at reading code.
Edit: side-by side comparison of the 2 sites' sources show more differences than they should. I'm betting this is a fake at this point
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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Henchmen21
Planet Express LLC
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:53:00 -
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Whatever it is it comes up as a phishing site according Kaspersky.
Acquisition is terrible, matchmaking is terrible, your game is still riddled with bugs, you should feel bad.
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:55:00 -
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Just to give people some info.
This thing is called a Steam Machine, it is being made by Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company and most expensive. This thing can play every game in the Steam library, all of em, with a controller. It's special made controller.
And it is the price of one low end computer. 550 USD, not sure in other countries, but in the States it is 550 bucks.
It is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it. IT IS GOING TO MAKE BATTLEFRONT BEAUTIFUL!
Edit: it is real. It is not fake. I am not lying. I am telling the truth. Google "Steam Machine." Because it is real.
GÖ˘ King Me GÖ˘
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:55:00 -
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Henchmen21 wrote:Whatever it is it comes up as a phishing site according Kaspersky. The page is standalone. All links lead to the "other" valve site. Chances are it's a fake site, but it's not threatening.
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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Supernus Gigas
The Cooked Goose Coalition
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:56:00 -
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FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVING CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:58:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Just to give people some info.
This thing is called a Steam Machine, it is being made by Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company and most expensive. This thing can play every game in the Steam library, all of em, with a controller. It's special made controller.
And it is the price of one low end computer. 550 USD, not sure in other countries, but in the States it is 550 bucks.
It is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it. IT IS GOING TO MAKE BATTLEFRONT BEAUTIFUL!
Edit: it is real. It is not fake. I am not lying. I am telling the truth. Google "Steam Machine." Because it is real. Nobody cares about the steam machine, keep looking
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.06.17 02:59:00 -
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HOLY **** DID I JUST SEE IT SAY HALF LIFE FUDGING 3!?!?
GÖ˘ King Me GÖ˘
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
10
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:00:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Just to give people some info.
This thing is called a Steam Machine, it is being made by Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company and most expensive. This thing can play every game in the Steam library, all of em, with a controller. It's special made controller.
And it is the price of one low end computer. 550 USD, not sure in other countries, but in the States it is 550 bucks.
It is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it. IT IS GOING TO MAKE BATTLEFRONT BEAUTIFUL!
Edit: it is real. It is not fake. I am not lying. I am telling the truth. Google "Steam Machine." Because it is real. Nobody cares about the steam machine, keep looking He might be too young to know.
Like all these kids who just shrug at FF7.
Darn kids...
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Veg Hegirin
DUST University Ivy League
7
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:04:00 -
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Half life 3 logo. Literally did a spit take before I remembered that's how you spot a fake |
Supernus Gigas
The Cooked Goose Coalition
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:05:00 -
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Looks like I better crash this party.
It's fake, Valve's hompage is http://www.valvesoftware.com/
IT IS NOT http://valve.software/
FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVING CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:08:00 -
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Those are the sites I was comparing
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:09:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Just to give people some info.
This thing is called a Steam Machine, it is being made by Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company and most expensive. This thing can play every game in the Steam library, all of em, with a controller. It's special made controller.
And it is the price of one low end computer. 550 USD, not sure in other countries, but in the States it is 550 bucks.
It is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it. IT IS GOING TO MAKE BATTLEFRONT BEAUTIFUL!
Edit: it is real. It is not fake. I am not lying. I am telling the truth. Google "Steam Machine." Because it is real. Nobody cares about the steam machine, keep looking He might be too young to know. Like all these kids who just shrug at FF7. Darn kids...
*ahem*
I am 23, i have played a lot of games. Both Half Life's, most of the Final Fantasy games with X being my favorite because 7 makes me cry because cloud is a murderer, ICO series, every Star Wars game released, which is one of my favorite series to date, every single Legend of Zelda game with it being my first favorite game series, i have played on every game system, American and Japanese. I have an extensive game history. I am not like most kids today even though my persona on the forums may perceive such a thing. I know now what yall are referring too, i was a little hasty since i saw the Steam Machine first, and didn't notice half life 3.
I am skeptical, but if it is real i may just have a heart attack...
GÖ˘ King Me GÖ˘
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:09:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:VAHZZ wrote:Just to give people some info.
This thing is called a Steam Machine, it is being made by Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company and most expensive. This thing can play every game in the Steam library, all of em, with a controller. It's special made controller.
And it is the price of one low end computer. 550 USD, not sure in other countries, but in the States it is 550 bucks.
It is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it. IT IS GOING TO MAKE BATTLEFRONT BEAUTIFUL!
Edit: it is real. It is not fake. I am not lying. I am telling the truth. Google "Steam Machine." Because it is real. Nobody cares about the steam machine, keep looking He might be too young to know. Like all these kids who just shrug at FF7. Darn kids... I shrug at FF7 (6 is better), and I never played half life, but I know a meme when I see one
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.06.17 13:58:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote: Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company
Objection.
Arkena Wyrnspire aka "British Khorne" - Cross Atu
Gallente Guide
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.06.19 00:58:00 -
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Lol steam box.
Yeah because i'd go buy a box that uses steam rather than use my pc. All the while it wants to be a console when i can hook up my ds4 to my pc if i wanted. I mean, i would totally ditch my ps4 to use something that emulates it that is already on my pc anyway and probably runs better there as well
What a joke and i can't believe that it has finally gone through. If this becomes a hit for pc users then i'll laugh as obvously the whole pc master race cake was a lie as well as being juvenile as fk.
Ps. PC is better and always will be.
I am GJRs Renfield.
You heard it here first, I told you so.
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
6
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Posted - 2015.06.19 01:00:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Just to give people some info.
This thing is called a Steam Machine, it is being made by Alienware, the best gaming PC maker company and most expensive. This thing can play every game in the Steam library, all of em, with a controller. It's special made controller.
And it is the price of one low end computer. 550 USD, not sure in other countries, but in the States it is 550 bucks.
It is going to revolutionize gaming as we know it. IT IS GOING TO MAKE BATTLEFRONT BEAUTIFUL!
Edit: it is real. It is not fake. I am not lying. I am telling the truth. Google "Steam Machine." Because it is real.
Are you trying to say that thing is capable of running Arma 3 at ultra?. I don't buy it.
Alienware Steam Machine A
CPU: Intel Core i3 Dual-Core processor GPU: NVIDIA Geforce GTX - 2GB GDDR5 Memory: 4GB DDR3L 1600MHz Storage: 500GB Hard Drive Alienware Steam Machine B
CPU: Intel Core i3 Dual-Core processor GPU: NVIDIA Geforce GTX - 2GB GDDR5 Memory: 8GB Dual Channel DDR3L 1600MHz Storage: 1TB Hard Drive Alienware Steam Machine C
CPU: Intel Core i5 Quad-Core processor GPU: NVIDIA Geforce GTX - 2GB GDDR5 Memory: 8GB Dual Channel DDR3L 1600MHz Storage: 1TB Hard Drive Alienware Steam Machine D
CPU: Intel Core i7 Quad-Core processor GPU: NVIDIA Geforce GTX - 2GB GDDR5 Memory: 8GB Dual Channel DDR3L 1600MHz Storage: 2TB Hard Drive
Nothing to see here folks. It's a cash grab that targets the casual pc gamers who play minecraft and farmville. It will not run anything next gen.
I am GJRs Renfield.
You heard it here first, I told you so.
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Talos Vagheitan
Ancient Exiles.
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Posted - 2015.06.19 05:09:00 -
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That controller looks terrible
Official CPM Platform
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TechMechMeds
KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.06.19 05:32:00 -
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Talos Vagheitan wrote:That controller looks terrible
Can't wait for that Personal playstation computer. It will totally make sense and not be a gimmick.
Playstation master race lol.
I am GJRs Renfield.
You heard it here first, I told you so.
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