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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 02:22:00 -
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Plz somebody teach me the ways of MLG swag so that members can come and join my corp. Will pay high quality money (Made this post for likes) |
One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
10
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Posted - 2015.06.16 02:26:00 -
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You have to talk about how great your KDR is, and post lots of videos with you going 60/0 against a team full of noobs in militia gear.
Then you have to name drop lots of players who no longer play here anymore, and say how you used to squad with them all the time.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 02:27:00 -
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One Eyed King wrote:You have to talk about how great your KDR is, and post lots of videos with you going 60/0 against a team full of noobs in militia gear.
Then you have to name drop lots of players who no longer play here anymore, and say how you used to squad with them all the time. XD you made my day, that's hilarious |
Sicerly Yaw
Quantum times
248
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Posted - 2015.06.16 02:40:00 -
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you cant swag until you have over 1 billion isk and over 60 mill sp |
General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
22
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Posted - 2015.06.16 02:46:00 -
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Looks like ill have to hack n **** |
Denchlad 7
Dead Man's Game
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 03:14:00 -
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Sicerly Yaw wrote:you cant swag until you have over 1 billion isk and over 60 mill sp *swag has been inserted here*
Choo choo chooooo, lets all f*ck a blender.
Dench's Thrift Shop <-- WIP
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XxBlazikenxX
Y.A.M.A.H No Context
862
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Posted - 2015.06.16 03:16:00 -
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Sicerly Yaw wrote:you cant swag until you have over 1 billion isk and over 60 mill sp Not that hard.
Monk JR
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 03:26:00 -
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You are not Gallente therefore you are not swag. GG scrub, that is GET GALLENTE! =ƒìö
"The humanoid cyclone stampede" - Russel Mendoza
All scouts, join the Scouts United chat.
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 03:29:00 -
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But you Gallente trolls stole my home ;~; (Caldari Prime)
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 03:31:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:But you Gallente trolls stole my home ;~; (Caldari Prime)
=ƒÿÄ
"The humanoid cyclone stampede" - Russel Mendoza
All scouts, join the Scouts United chat.
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Sir Dukey
G0DS AM0NG MEN New Eden's Heros
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 04:04:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:Plz somebody teach me the ways of MLG swag so that members can come and join my corp. Will pay high quality money (Made this post for likes)
how do you become "Some Wack A*s Gangsta?"
Well, I'll tell you one thing, you asked the right Gangsta.
You use Nova Knives and humiliate players with big EGOs.
"Skill for thee but no skill for me" so is the saying of the swarm infantry.
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Riptalis
Escrow Removal and Acquisition No Context
303
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Posted - 2015.06.16 05:56:00 -
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First of all, it's not "swag", it's called "shweg". I got dat shweg! And you can only have shweg if you ADS... git gud m8
"I may not be the strongest, I may not be the fastest, but I'll be damned if I'm not trying my hardest!"
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Robert Conway
Concordiat Mercenaries
391
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Posted - 2015.06.16 06:12:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:But you Gallente trolls stole my home ;~; (Caldari Prime) Stole Caldari Prime, a.k.a. we have swag
Yassavi Approved. -Aero Yassavi
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ZED Regent
Acid Tech. 303
83
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Posted - 2015.06.16 07:27:00 -
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I allways wear a bowtie on my GalLogi.... is that swag enough?
A baseline for today? How about an acidbassline!
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Karam Arami
The Knights Of NewEden
13
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Posted - 2015.06.16 07:31:00 -
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ZED Regent wrote: I allways wear a bowtie on my GalLogi.... is that swag enough?
Only on a Chiron logi
BULLETS NEVER TOUCH ME!!!!! lasers do tho....
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 12:30:00 -
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You all seem to know how to swag
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact Back and Forth
8
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Posted - 2015.06.16 12:35:00 -
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don't forget to brag to PC players about how you beat them in pub matches...
Vote Viktor Hadah for CPM2 or i'll hurt you.
CBM In the CPM
Get Dust ISK Here
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Aikuchi Tomaru
Subdreddit
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 12:41:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:Plz somebody teach me the ways of MLG swag so that members can come and join my corp. Will pay high quality money (Made this post for likes)
You need Photon gear and always play on the red team.
Sign up for Caldari FW and defeat the evil Gallente Overlords!
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
30
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Posted - 2015.06.16 12:46:00 -
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Christ, that's hardcore
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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CCP Frame
C C P C C P Alliance
6
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Posted - 2015.06.16 13:01:00 -
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1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit!
CCP Frame, CCP Community Team
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 13:30:00 -
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.O.
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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Kaze Eyrou
DUST University Ivy League
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 13:43:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:Plz somebody teach me the ways of MLG swag so that members can come and join my corp. Will pay high quality money (Made this post for likes) Shoot scout with yes.
CB Vet // Logi Bro // @KazeEyrou
Kaze's Helpful Links
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Radiant Pancake3
THE REBEL FEDERATION
140
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Posted - 2015.06.16 14:26:00 -
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Know one thing.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE.
I am the Clown of Ass or am I the Ass of Clown... o.O
Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ Minmatar Loyalist Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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VikingKong iBUN
0uter.Heaven
422
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Posted - 2015.06.16 15:32:00 -
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^
I would like a Gallente SMG.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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Yokal Bob
Dead Man's Game
1
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Posted - 2015.06.16 16:23:00 -
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3 remarks seem to work well
Maple Syrup Bacon Tunnel Snakes Rule
Vote Dust for PS4
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sir RAVEN WING
3
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Posted - 2015.06.16 16:36:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! God damn it Frame! You couldn't resist, could you?
Here the simply steps to max Swag skills.
- Be Amarr - Use only Amarr gear - Use Quafe Scrambler Rifle - Quote the Scriptures
Altered version for Caldari
- Keep your shades on - Roll up in your Saga II like a badass - 360 Forge a cloaked scout 90m away - Prevent scan attempts
For Minmatar
- Be rusty
Gallente
- Brag about the far past - Be a hypocrite - Be an elitist. - Use incorrect grammar - Troll
Raven for CPM2
Shield buff, focus on balancing of weapons, and vehicles.
New Content if possible + PS4 port.
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 16:46:00 -
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Lol
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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JARREL THOMAS
Dead Man's Game
688
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Posted - 2015.06.16 16:51:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! Looks like we got a new dust514 roadmap
Swag 1.0 confirmed
Caldari Loyalist. ( -í° -£-û -í°) They see me rollin they Hating (..) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (..)
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.16 17:07:00 -
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*Swag 1.0 update then brakes game because there are too many scrubs in dust*
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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D4GG3R
0uter.Heaven
1
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Posted - 2015.06.16 17:09:00 -
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One does not simply swag
I'm pretty plain.
I watch anime for the boobs
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Mr.Pepe Le Pew
Art.of.Death
173
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:21:00 -
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D4GG3R wrote:One does not simply swag
Nature or nurture?? I say, "a lil bit of both."
CEO / Art.of.Death
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:24:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! God damn it Frame! You couldn't resist, could you? Here the simply steps to max Swag skills. - Be Amarr - Use only Amarr gear - Use Quafe Scrambler Rifle - Quote the Scriptures Altered version for Caldari - Keep your shades on - Roll up in your Saga II like a badass - 360 Forge a cloaked scout 90m away - Prevent scan attempts For Minmatar - Be rusty Gallente - Brag about the far past - Be a hypocrite - Be an elitist. - Use incorrect grammar - Troll
The Caldari ones is nothing but lies bro!
GÖ¢ King Me GÖ¢
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137H4RGIC
Onikanabo Brigade Caldari State
516
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:46:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:Plz somebody teach me the ways of MLG swag so that members can come and join my corp. Will pay high quality money (Made this post for likes) Aaaaaand he hasn't received any likes for aforementioned post lol.
I want to help DUST become a better experience for everyone. Let's work together!
137H4RGIC - Running for CPM2 (SOONGäó)
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
11
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:52:00 -
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As a black man I can teach you the art of swag in just 5 easy payments of 99,999,999 ISK a week.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
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VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:53:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:As a black man I can teach you the art of swag in just 5 easy payments of 99,999,999 ISK a week.
That is racist.
GÖ¢ King Me GÖ¢
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
G0DS AM0NG MEN New Eden's Heros
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:54:00 -
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General Vasquez wrote:Plz somebody teach me the ways of MLG swag so that members can come and join my corp. Will pay high quality money (Made this post for likes) how 2 get sweg
Closed beta vet.
Master troll.
No lifer. Master lurker.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
19
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Posted - 2015.06.17 03:58:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit!
The correct insert is 'Amarr'
1. Swag 2. Amarr 3. Profit
"Crush all who complain!"
- Arkena Wyrnspire
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
G0DS AM0NG MEN New Eden's Heros
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 04:08:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! The correct insert is 'Amarr' 1. Swag 2. Homosexual gold wearing race 3. Profit FTFY
Closed beta vet.
Master troll.
No lifer. Master lurker.
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THUNDERGROOVE
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 07:13:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:True Adamance wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! The correct insert is 'Amarr' 1. Swag 2. Homosexual gold wearing race 3. Profit FTFY Poor Minmatar got one shot charge shot?
The enemies of God stand broken before us. The light of the Reclaiming shines over them!
12/13/14 Never forget
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
19
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Posted - 2015.06.17 07:32:00 -
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jerrmy12 kahoalii wrote:True Adamance wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! The correct insert is 'Amarr' 1. Swag 2. Homosexual gold wearing race 3. Profit FTFY
Without even bothering to address that pitiful retort......you use the term homosexual in a negative sense perhaps as an insult. How ******* pitiable you are as a human being.
"Crush all who complain!"
- Arkena Wyrnspire
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shaman oga
Dead Man's Game
4
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Posted - 2015.06.17 11:48:00 -
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Find a job in a teabag company like i did.
Shaman's Shack - A place to trade
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DAAAA BEAST
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.06.17 12:48:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:As a black man I can teach you the art of swag in just 5 easy payments of 99,999,999 ISK a week. Get out of here nigerian prince.
CEO of Corrosive Synergy
I take PLC donations.
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jerrmy12 kahoalii
G0DS AM0NG MEN New Eden's Heros
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 13:35:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! God damn it Frame! You couldn't resist, could you? Here the simply steps to max Swag skills. - Be Amarr - Use only Amarr gear - Use Quafe Scrambler Rifle - Quote the Scriptures Altered version for Caldari - Keep your shades on - Roll up in your Saga II like a badass - 360 Forge a cloaked scout 90m away - Prevent scan attempts - 360 no scope charge rifle For Minmatar - Be rustah Gallente - Brag about the far, far past - Be a hippocrit - Be an elitist. - Use incerect gramer - trol Ftfy
Closed beta vet.
Master troll.
No lifer. Master lurker.
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sir RAVEN WING
3
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Posted - 2015.06.17 13:59:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! God damn it Frame! You couldn't resist, could you? Here the simply steps to max Swag skills. - Be Amarr - Use only Amarr gear - Use Quafe Scrambler Rifle - Quote the Scriptures Altered version for Caldari - Keep your shades on - Roll up in your Saga II like a badass - 360 Forge a cloaked scout 90m away - Prevent scan attempts For Minmatar - Be rusty Gallente - Brag about the far past - Be a hypocrite - Be an elitist. - Drink Quafe (Important) - Use incorrect grammar - Troll The Caldari ones is nothing but lies bro! You're right, the Caldari have the Swag from birth due to Swag Templars gifting it to us for being their allies!
Calmari master race/alliance.
Raven for CPM2
Shield buff, focus on balancing of weapons, and vehicles.
New Content if possible + PS4 port.
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 15:51:00 -
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Hello OP, I also aspire to be a MLG PRO sponsored by Mountain Dew, and to this end I have been studying advanced battlefield tactics used by real-world elite operators
Here are a series of videos demonstrating drills for advanced tactical skills
I practice these every day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDtbk8sZXbg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU28VypI-o4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEEEy1dMceI (requires the reload skill for your weapon platform of choice trained to level 5) |
VAHZZ
Corrosive Synergy No Context
2
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Posted - 2015.06.17 17:01:00 -
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Real world training means **** here.
GÖ¢ Long live the king. GÖ¢
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Omega Nox
Consolidated Dust
90
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Posted - 2015.06.17 17:36:00 -
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CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit!
I see, so you have an MBA from a Gaulente business school!
Mordu's walking quafe mascot.
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General Vasquez
Agis Dynamics Incorporated
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Posted - 2015.06.17 19:37:00 -
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Tactical Tactics Tactical Blindfire Tactical Mag flipping/reloading Got it
Join Agis Dynamics, the newest corp around,we'll take in noobs! Contact me or Ura Target for more info! Ticker is AGIDY
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maybe deadcatz
Horizons' Edge No Context
165
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Posted - 2015.06.17 19:38:00 -
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sir RAVEN WING wrote:VAHZZ wrote:sir RAVEN WING wrote:CCP Frame wrote:1) Swag 2) ?!?!? 3) Profit! God damn it Frame! You couldn't resist, could you? Here the simply steps to max Swag skills. - Be Amarr - Use only Amarr gear - Use Quafe Scrambler Rifle - Quote the Scriptures Altered version for Caldari - Keep your shades on - Roll up in your Saga II like a badass - 360 Forge a cloaked scout 90m away - Prevent scan attempts For Minmatar - Be rusty Gallente - Brag about the far past - Be a hypocrite - Be an elitist. - Drink Quafe (Important) - Use incorrect grammar - Troll The Caldari ones is nothing but lies bro! You're right, the Caldari have the Swag from birth due to Swag Templars gifting it to us for being their allies! Calmari master race/alliance.
i think you mean Swaglars
Ewar? What's that? Some kind of new crutch? Learn how to use your eyes and ears you maggots. Battelskirts for the win!!
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LOL KILLZ
LulKlz
198
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Posted - 2015.06.17 20:11:00 -
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Skill into Amarr Sent and kill Mercs with anything but a HMG
CEO of LulKlz/ chat channel LulKlz, code 0000 <--- numbers
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THUNDERGROOVE
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 20:30:00 -
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Awhh my post making fun of jerrmy12 kahoalii for being a Minmatard got deleted
:qq:
The enemies of God stand broken before us. The light of the Reclaiming shines over them!
12/13/14 Never forget
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ZED Regent
Acid Tech. 303
85
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Posted - 2015.06.18 05:01:00 -
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LOL KILLZ wrote:Skill into Amarr Sent and kill Mercs with anything but a HMG
Wasn't that scrub tactics 101?
A baseline for today? How about an acidbassline!
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