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I-Shayz-I
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Posted - 2015.06.14 09:26:00 -
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Simple enough, just state your greatest accomplishment.
It can be true, but the goal here is to get away with the biggest fallacy that is believable. Being creative is better than saying something boring like "I once got 10k warpoints"
If it is impressive and believable, like their post. If someone's post is absolute BS, quote them and call them out on it.
HOWEVER, you can only call BS once. It might be worth going through recent pages to make sure they weren't already called out. If your post is called out, you must edit the post saying who did it, and you will be out of the ranking. You can then reply with another accomplishment to try again.
Feel free to subscribe to this post to keep track of it (little red button on the top right of this post), and let's have a little fun with this XD
7162 wp with a Repair Tool!
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I-Shayz-I
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Posted - 2015.06.14 09:34:00 -
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Way back in the first year of this game I was driving over a hill and out of nowhere the headshot sound played.
At first I thought it was someone's mic or whatever (it used to be really really loud and somewhat obnoxious), but then up pops +50 and the kill feed showed that I indeed just took someone out (keep in mind this was back before you got points for headshots)
It then occurred to me that I must have clipped his head with the bottom of the LAV and somehow managed to get a headshot with an LAV
7162 wp with a Repair Tool!
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saxonmish
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
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Posted - 2015.06.14 09:35:00 -
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so i totally flew a tank around on 2 dropships tank sniping people
SAXON ON A MISH - My Youtube Channel :)
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
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Posted - 2015.06.14 09:45:00 -
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Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Nachos
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Posted - 2015.06.14 09:54:00 -
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its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel...
not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills 
xavier zor's alt
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I-Shayz-I
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Posted - 2015.06.14 10:11:00 -
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Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills
Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol
7162 wp with a Repair Tool!
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Nachos
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Posted - 2015.06.14 10:41:00 -
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I-Shayz-I wrote:Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol
knifing duna in his cloaked scout ck.0 as he tried to run to the redline with his 2 gunners both in ak.0 assaults.
he would never die in his tank, i would not ever believe it if someone told me he died whilst in a tank. Smartest tanker i know.
sure, he is a KD ***** but imagine if he didn't care about his KD....with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone
xavier zor's alt
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CommanderBolt
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
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Posted - 2015.06.14 10:49:00 -
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Killing CCP saberwing a few times in a match back in the day with proto gear  He loved the proto merkage.
"Madness how we turned our common-ground into a battle-ground.." - Essa
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abdullah muzaffar
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
610
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Posted - 2015.06.14 10:59:00 -
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Getting in a good match and winning. Oh wait..
IJR took my soul. RIP 20/3/15 5:14
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:03:00 -
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The two people I mention might not remember this, but back when CalScouts reigned supreme, my team was redlined quite early on in the match on Line Harvest Domination.
Wanting to give my side a fighting chance, I hopped in my uplink suit and ventured off to place them down. On my way there, I came across two individuals who were dual-handedly demolishing our entire team: 1st lieutenant tiberius and Viktor.
Dressed to kill in their Proto CalScout fits with Viziam ScRs, they attempted to rape me rotisserie style: one from the front and one from behind. With nothing but my Standard BrAR, BrScP, and 400 eHP GalScout, I engaged both alone.
Tiberius fell first rather quickly as my BrAR seemed to get in a few lucky head shots. Next came Viktor who was sure to end me quickly as his ScR was still firing away at my back. However, a quick turn and a couple of well placed shots to Viktor's head dropped him before he could finish off my last sliver of health.
Proud of what I had just done, I ran over to their corpses and teabagged away because I felt I earned the right to do so. Sadly, I could only go halfway through Tiberius before I was shot dead by some random red dot.
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Lady MDK
Kameira Lodge
Amarr Empire
385
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:05:00 -
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I shot someone in the face once (in game).... True story.
Anyone getting annoyed by reading of the above post should consider the following.
I don't care so neither should you :)
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:08:00 -
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3 redberries hacking the objective, one heavy, one scout, and one medium suit.
I drop down from the sky with a militia locus ready to blow, throw it at their feet, and start shooting them with my militia assault rifle.
(this was a long time ago)
I kill them all. One by one, they dropped like flies.
Mission: protect the objective
Outcome: success
Fitting: Frontline starter fit with no modifications
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
638
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:31:00 -
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Back in like 1.7, I used double burst scrambler pistols. I encountered 3 heavies once and I was sure to die, I randomly start shooting and jumping to about their bullets. I don't now how it happened, but I headshotted 2 of the heavies with one burst, I was like wtf. The other guy started getting closer, I kept dodging and shooting. He then died but I had 0 armor.
2 HEADSHOTS WITH ONE BURST.
48th Special Operations Force
Twitter-@48SOF
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Tech De Ra
Electronic Sports League
1
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:39:00 -
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Invented the melee suits
Ran the best tournaments
ez
Prime League champion
SGL Sidearm champion
Fanfest '14 All star champion
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saxonmish
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:41:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways.
skip this video to 5:30 and you'll see what you described
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PYHL7CwII
SAXON ON A MISH - My Youtube Channel :)
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Kalante Schiffer
Ancient Exiles.
1
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:45:00 -
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Got a planet who knows where called Ancient Gliese and a weapon that i named. Do those count?
Closed beta and pc neckbeard.
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
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Posted - 2015.06.14 11:50:00 -
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Kalante Schiffer wrote:Got a planet who knows where called Ancient Gliese and a weapon that i named. Do those count?
BS you dirty liar!!!
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
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Posted - 2015.06.14 12:19:00 -
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Having a 15 to 1. PC Districts owned to corp members ratio. 
And the laser rifle thing.
Vote Viktor Hadah for CPM2 or i'll hurt you.
CBM In the CPM
Get Dust ISK Here
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston
Seykal Expeditionary Group
Minmatar Republic
77
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Posted - 2015.06.14 12:43:00 -
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saxonmish wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways. skip this video to 5:30 and you'll see what you described https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PYHL7CwII
Hot damn, the aerial acrobatics at 1:26 are beautiful. Stuff like this makes me want to try out dropships for myself, but I there isn't anywhere I can practice at without being shot down or being a hindrance to my team by being 'that tard crashing his own ship in the redline'. |
Yokal Bob
Dead Man's Game
983
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Posted - 2015.06.14 12:49:00 -
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No-one-ganks like-Gaston wrote:saxonmish wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways. skip this video to 5:30 and you'll see what you described https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PYHL7CwII Hot damn, the aerial acrobatics at 1:26 are beautiful. Stuff like this makes me want to try out dropships for myself, but I there isn't anywhere I can practice at without being shot down or being a hindrance to my team by being 'that tard crashing his own ship in the redline'.
Its the only way to learn. Used to try and fly under anything, realy helped to be honest.
Vote Dust for PS4
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The KTM DuKe
Dead Man's Game
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:03:00 -
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Called a basic tank with militia modules in PC and defended HP for a while
H0riz0n Unlimit alt - Nexus Balusa Horizon -> RND -> I.H. -> DMG!
Loyal till the end.
Gallente omni-merc
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Vrain Matari
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:06:00 -
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Back in closed beta, when my hatred of vehicles was young and innocent.....
Manus peak, in the hills behind the point. Had swapped out to swarms/AVnades/Toxin-smg assault to push back a maddy with three crew. Set up in a good spot with a couple of hills to duck behind and dropped a nanohive.
Played cat'n'mouse with the maddy for a bit and then got two good volleys off to get them down into armor. Gunner # 1 hops out and comes for me, forget the names but remember it was somebody to be worried about. I duck behind the hill and survive the ensuing cqc by the graces of the mighty Toxin.
Another couple volleys and Gunner # 2 hops out and we repeat the dance. Toxin triumphs again.
Finally the Tanker backs up, parks and decides to make it personal. Surprising since so many tankers have no fukkin' balls at all. He dies too. I hop on the hive, reload, heal, run over the hill and swarm/avnade the maddy to hellandgone.
But a redberry dropship pilot with two gunners of his own had been watching this and decided that was the time to strike - here the vets will remember what those dropship missiles were like, the noobs won't even begin to imagine the horror - so i leap , jump, run like a fool, sure i can hear the fukkers lauching at me, 'Dance, boy, dance!'
But in the end the last laugh is mine, the dropship and it's tainted cargo goes down in righteous flames lit by infantry fire.
The match was almost over, don't remember if we won or lost, so i just stayed up there in the hills and enjoyed the view and reveling how glorious it was the be alive when all those bastards were dead.
PSN: RationalSpark
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Vrain Matari
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:08:00 -
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Nachos wrote:I-Shayz-I wrote:Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol knifing duna in his cloaked scout ck.0 as he tried to run to the redline with his 2 gunners both in ak.0 assaults. he would never die in his tank, i would not ever believe it if someone told me he died whilst in a tank. Smartest tanker i know. sure, he is a KD ***** but imagine if he didn't care about his KD....with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone
I've killed Duna in his tank.
PSN: RationalSpark
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The KTM DuKe
Dead Man's Game
328
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:12:00 -
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Nachos wrote:I-Shayz-I wrote:Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol knifing duna in his cloaked scout ck.0 as he tried to run to the redline with his 2 gunners both in ak.0 assaults. he would never die in his tank, i would not ever believe it if someone told me he died whilst in a tank. Smartest tanker i know. sure, he is a KD ***** but imagine if he didn't care about his KD....with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone
Are you joking? I mean the part in which duna is the best tanker, i cant imagine what laflash, DocDDD, attourney general are then, please split pub tankers from tankers
H0riz0n Unlimit alt - Nexus Balusa Horizon -> RND -> I.H. -> DMG!
Loyal till the end.
Gallente omni-merc
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shaman oga
Dead Man's Game
4
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:13:00 -
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Nachos wrote:with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone
He's not particularly good at tanking, but he's fenomenally good at public relation.
For every hater, he has at least 3 followers, so he can easily find 5 other players playing just to support him.
Shaman's Shack - A place to trade
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Yokal Bob
Dead Man's Game
983
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:15:00 -
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Back when blaster turrets were useful, I used to gun for Silverback in his DS. Went 40-0 in city map. We had dropped low where the CRU is and lay waste to countless reds.
Ah the good ol' days
Vote Dust for PS4
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Nachos
337
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:16:00 -
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The KTM DuKe wrote:Nachos wrote:I-Shayz-I wrote:Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol knifing duna in his cloaked scout ck.0 as he tried to run to the redline with his 2 gunners both in ak.0 assaults. he would never die in his tank, i would not ever believe it if someone told me he died whilst in a tank. Smartest tanker i know. sure, he is a KD ***** but imagine if he didn't care about his KD....with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone Are you joking? I mean the part in which duna is the best tanker, i cant imagine what laflash, DocDDD, attourney general are then, please split pub tankers from tankers
Doc DDD and devilish would get barely any kills a match trying to do what duna does....give the guy some credit you butthurt scrub.
Everyone targets him, pulling out AV and tanks. You have to stay close to the redline while trying to NOT get killed and also not get yourself trapped by tanks. If he said 'You know what! Fuck my KD, i'm going to kill some tanks!' i'm 100% sure he would wreak havoc with his vast experience in tanks.
idiot
xavier zor's alt
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Nachos
337
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:17:00 -
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Vrain Matari wrote:Nachos wrote:I-Shayz-I wrote:Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol knifing duna in his cloaked scout ck.0 as he tried to run to the redline with his 2 gunners both in ak.0 assaults. he would never die in his tank, i would not ever believe it if someone told me he died whilst in a tank. Smartest tanker i know. sure, he is a KD ***** but imagine if he didn't care about his KD....with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone I've killed Duna in his tank.
yeah fuck off. No one believes you scrub
xavier zor's alt
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Vrain Matari
Mikramurka Shock Troop
Minmatar Republic
2
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:17:00 -
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saxonmish wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways. skip this video to 5:30 and you'll see what you described https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PYHL7CwII
Beautiful.
PSN: RationalSpark
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Nachos
337
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:19:00 -
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Vrain Matari wrote:saxonmish wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways. skip this video to 5:30 and you'll see what you described https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PYHL7CwII Beautiful.
yeah so many road kills, i lol'd at that 
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The KTM DuKe
Dead Man's Game
328
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:23:00 -
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Nachos wrote:The KTM DuKe wrote:Nachos wrote:I-Shayz-I wrote:Nachos wrote:its a tie between knifing duna and knifing musturd in a duel... not calling BS by the way, i have mails, evidence and players to back me up who saw the kills Knifing Duna in his tank? Or while he's cloaked up calling in another one? lol knifing duna in his cloaked scout ck.0 as he tried to run to the redline with his 2 gunners both in ak.0 assaults. he would never die in his tank, i would not ever believe it if someone told me he died whilst in a tank. Smartest tanker i know. sure, he is a KD ***** but imagine if he didn't care about his KD....with 250,000 kills under his belt using tanks i bet he could kill almost anyone Are you joking? I mean the part in which duna is the best tanker, i cant imagine what laflash, DocDDD, attourney general are then, please split pub tankers from tankers Doc DDD and devilish would get barely any kills a match trying to do what duna does....give the guy some credit you butthurt scrub. Everyone targets him, pulling out AV and tanks. You have to stay close to the redline while trying to NOT get killed and also not get yourself trapped by tanks. If he said 'You know what! Fu ck my KD, i'm going to kill some tanks!' i'm 100% sure he would wreak havoc with his vast experience in tanks. idiot lol my alt owned duna and duna tank squad, i had a lot of his mail asking me to not shoot him, than i repeat, put duna in a PC, he will stay in the redline and drop OB while a tanker switch to a railgun and dont care about killing randoms.
H0riz0n Unlimit alt - Nexus Balusa Horizon -> RND -> I.H. -> DMG!
Loyal till the end.
Gallente omni-merc
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Nachos
337
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:31:00 -
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The KTM DuKe wrote:lol my alt owned duna and duna tank squad, i had a lot of his mail asking me to not shoot him, than i repeat, put duna in a PC, he will stay in the redline and drop OB while a tanker switch to a railgun and dont care about killing randoms.
and you expect us to believe that shit?!??!?!
xavier zor's alt
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The KTM DuKe
Dead Man's Game
330
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Posted - 2015.06.14 13:37:00 -
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Nachos wrote:The KTM DuKe wrote:lol my alt owned duna and duna tank squad, i had a lot of his mail asking me to not shoot him, than i repeat, put duna in a PC, he will stay in the redline and drop OB while a tanker switch to a railgun and dont care about killing randoms.
and you expect us to believe that sh it?!??!?!
Considering my alt has 40 mil SP in tanks yes, so i m not wasting more time answering a scrub.
H0riz0n Unlimit alt - Nexus Balusa Horizon -> RND -> I.H. -> DMG!
Loyal till the end.
Gallente omni-merc
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.06.14 14:39:00 -
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I killed Duna in his tank, With a Breach Forge shot to the weak spot.
One Shot, One Kill.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.06.14 14:40:00 -
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I once killed three Imperfects, in a dragonfly suit, with a shotgun in Chrome. Then I killed two of their teammates.
Without getting caught.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.06.14 14:42:00 -
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I once destroyed 22 LAVs with militia swarms in a match before the baloch and onikuma were reduced to 10 from infinite.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.06.14 14:43:00 -
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I am the reason why Spkr4thedead screamed about how forge guns were OP in beta at least once a week.
He wasn't really as good as he claimed.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.06.14 14:44:00 -
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I once found myself surrounded by 8 assaults in my shiny new Caldari sentinel I had never before used.
I farted, and by the time the ripper ended, all of the assaults were dead.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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VikingKong iBUN
0uter.Heaven
413
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Posted - 2015.06.14 14:49:00 -
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saxonmish wrote:Nocturnal Soul wrote:Was flying a Viper in Domination and I notice 5 guys on the roof so I decided to fly back a little and turn around and see what I could do, 4 seconds later I'm aligned a feet above the building coming in pretty fast, I scrap kill two guys and roll over on another I then jump out to give the last two a bit of the "light" to show them the error of their ways. skip this video to 5:30 and you'll see what you described https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PYHL7CwII
huehuehue
I miss the old derpship days. Good times. xD
I would like a Gallente SMG.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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SHERIFF joe arapio
US Border Patrol
223
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Posted - 2015.06.14 15:43:00 -
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I played 15 PC's today with no lag or frame rate drops. I didn't have to reset or do any other funny business. Comms and squads worked flawlessly. I did all this while listening to Ice Cube ..It was Good Day.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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SHERIFF joe arapio
US Border Patrol
223
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Posted - 2015.06.14 15:44:00 -
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Spkr4dead is really Breakin Stuff ' s alt. He Is Bipolar
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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KEROSIINI-TERO
The Rainbow Effect
2
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Posted - 2015.06.14 15:47:00 -
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I made 13EAR quit dust.
KERO-TRADER is my official Eve character for Dust trading.
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
11
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Posted - 2015.06.14 15:49:00 -
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I played a match with a constant 60fps and no lag.
It was glorious.
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
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SHERIFF joe arapio
US Border Patrol
223
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Posted - 2015.06.14 16:02:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:I played a match with a constant 60fps and no lag.
It was glorious.
Cheater you copied off my paper. Pg 2 last post
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Radiant Pancake3
THE REBEL FEDERATION
132
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Posted - 2015.06.14 16:07:00 -
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I found CCP Logibro and rode him into battle.
I am the Clown of Ass or am I the Ass of Clown... o.O
Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ Minmatar Loyalist Gû¼Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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SHERIFF joe arapio
US Border Patrol
223
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Posted - 2015.06.14 16:09:00 -
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Sgt Kirk really is a caldari loyalist and loves squids. He hates gallente and everything they stand for. He's also a Russian spy
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Scheneighnay McBob
Tribal Liberation Force Paramilitary
7
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Posted - 2015.06.14 16:15:00 -
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Being the first (and possibly only person) to lift a dropship to lift an HAV- it was trickier to set up than it was to actually accomplish.
We discovered, however, that an HAV with a driver is barely too heavy to lift. If the driver gets out, the dropship can lift it.
Rule 34.6.1: every parody will have a crossover
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SHERIFF joe arapio
US Border Patrol
223
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Posted - 2015.06.14 16:21:00 -
[48] - Quote
Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Being the first (and possibly only person) to lift a dropship to lift an HAV- it was trickier to set up than it was to actually accomplish.
We discovered, however, that an HAV with a driver is barely too heavy to lift. If the driver gets out, the dropship can lift it.
The key is 2 dropships. You drive a tank off a ledge or cliff drop off where 2 dropships are parked and waiting. Pilots have to be extremely careful to make every move simultaneously. Completed this in pubs with a rail tank.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
11
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Posted - 2015.06.14 17:31:00 -
[49] - Quote
SHERIFF joe arapio wrote:Sgt Kirk really is a caldari loyalist and loves squids. He hates gallente and everything they stand for. He's also a Russian spy
DAMMIT! FOILED YET AGAIN!
TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!
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Nachos
337
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Posted - 2015.06.14 23:14:00 -
[50] - Quote
The KTM DuKe wrote:Nachos wrote:The KTM DuKe wrote:lol my alt owned duna and duna tank squad, i had a lot of his mail asking me to not shoot him, than i repeat, put duna in a PC, he will stay in the redline and drop OB while a tanker switch to a railgun and dont care about killing randoms.
and you expect us to believe that sh it?!??!?! Considering my alt has 40 mil SP in tanks yes, so i m not wasting more time answering a scrub.
it's just funny that you claim to do this and that but when i see you in games, you are just terrible! Get this; if you can'taim a gun how should we believe that you can aim a tank turret??
Make sense?
Also, please post on this fake alt that you have please so we all know to target your scrub ass when we see you in battle
xavier zor's alt
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Akamandon
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
24
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Posted - 2015.06.14 23:38:00 -
[51] - Quote
I've killed everybody playing this game at least once. |
Nachos
340
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Posted - 2015.06.14 23:40:00 -
[52] - Quote
Akamandon wrote:I've killed everybody playing this game at least once.
you should have arounud 330,000 lifetime kills then :)
someone want to correct me on the amount of mercs alive with a reference?
xavier zor's alt
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Akamandon
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
24
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Posted - 2015.06.15 00:03:00 -
[53] - Quote
Nachos wrote:Akamandon wrote:I've killed everybody playing this game at least once. you should have arounud 330,000 lifetime kills then :) someone want to correct me on the amount of mercs alive with a reference?
I never said I killed everybody who has played the game I said everybody playing the game meaning currently active and excluding academy players for obvious reasons, see I put some thought into my lie and it's a good lie cause it relies on peoples memories. You can say I never killed you and I can counter by saying well you remember like 8-9 months ago when I shotgunned ya to the face and you can't say no, so I win the lie contest, gimme my prize |
Nachos
342
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Posted - 2015.06.15 00:25:00 -
[54] - Quote
Akamandon wrote:Nachos wrote:Akamandon wrote:I've killed everybody playing this game at least once. you should have arounud 330,000 lifetime kills then :) someone want to correct me on the amount of mercs alive with a reference? I never said I killed everybody who has played the game I said everybody playing the game meaning currently active and excluding academy players for obvious reasons, see I put some thought into my lie and it's a good lie cause it relies on peoples memories. You can say I never killed you and I can counter by saying well you remember like 8-9 months ago when I shotgunned ya to the face and you can't say no, so I win the lie contest, gimme my prize
there are around 330k active mercs bruh...
xavier zor's alt
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
10
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Posted - 2015.06.15 00:41:00 -
[55] - Quote
I solo'd a double hardened madrugar.
With an assault swarm launcher.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Albyat Tyre
Glitched Connection
129
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Posted - 2015.06.15 00:41:00 -
[56] - Quote
Jumping from the mcc 40 times and ending up going 0-40. I will beat my record. Quote me on that.
To live as one shall live, I prefer killing red dots.
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
6
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Posted - 2015.06.15 00:49:00 -
[57] - Quote
Sgt Kirk wrote:SHERIFF joe arapio wrote:Sgt Kirk really is a caldari loyalist and loves squids. He hates gallente and everything they stand for. He's also a Russian spy DAMMIT! FOILED YET AGAIN!
Russians are notorious for being Amarrians, your plans failed at get go.
"The Wrath of God is Immense. His Justice is Swift and Decisive. His Tolerance is Limited."
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DRAUX THE SLAYER
Krusual Covert Operators
Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.06.15 00:56:00 -
[58] - Quote
I flew into the air and saw 6 snipers on hostile MCC. I'm using a particle accelerator incubus. I proceed to headshot all of them.
Doing nothing to further newbz success since 2013. I am Draux and I am the story of scrubs being trolled.
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
9
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Posted - 2015.06.15 07:59:00 -
[59] - Quote
SHERIFF joe arapio wrote:Spkr4dead is really Breakin Stuff ' s alt. He Is Bipolar
I call BS.
I adhere to a higher class of sh*tposting.
I have more imagination than people who seem to communicate via memes found on Imgur.
WoW has taught me that Purple means Legendary. This means Quafe suits are the optimal loadout for killing all of you.
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
24
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Posted - 2015.06.15 10:03:00 -
[60] - Quote
Breakin Stuff wrote:SHERIFF joe arapio wrote:Spkr4dead is really Breakin Stuff ' s alt. He Is Bipolar I call BS. I adhere to a higher class of sh*tposting. I have more imagination than people who seem to communicate via memes found on Imgur.
*sounds of cat crying*
Arkena Wyrnspire aka "British Khorne" - Cross Atu
Gallente Guide
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Akamandon
Circle of Huskarl
Minmatar Republic
28
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Posted - 2015.06.15 13:06:00 -
[61] - Quote
K I have another one.....I was the one who suggested that they add a log out option to the game, cause before you had to quit the game using the ps button and then relog just to switch between alts, so ya your welcome everyone. |
Operative 1174 Uuali
True Companion Planetary Requisitions
829
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Posted - 2015.06.15 13:43:00 -
[62] - Quote
Aimed straight down on a tank with my rail ADS and got a headshot on an infantry player.
The CPM candidate we need, not the one we want. Friends are nice, ideas are golden.
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knight guard fury
Sebiestor Field Sappers
Minmatar Republic
1
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Posted - 2015.06.15 14:20:00 -
[63] - Quote
when i fight in faction warfare matches and play with a specific teammate, sometime randomly throughout the match i at least kill him once or more time per match of every FW we play together. ALL team kills by accident and ALL with me trying to or while im killing the enemy. he just happens to be in my way some way or another and to this day ive at least killed him 10+ times.
this person is Dewie *someting* and i remember every way ive killed him, got him killed, and how it was somewhat my fault he lost an officer weapon and suit
also there was this time when we were recking the other team and i was in an LAV but i forgot this was FW so team killing was enabled... so i thought it would be funny to drive and drift by my allies pushing them back... but instead i got 4 team kills and realized this wasnt a pub
there was also this time when i was using a shotgun and was going around highly aware of proto users in the match, i was turning a lot of corners and there was a blue dot i didnt see on my tac net so when i turned the corner i freaked out thinking it was an enemy and shot immediatly... killing him instantly as i shot him in the face with a shotgun
all im saying is, as good of a player i am, you dont want to be near me in FW or you might get killed by accident because 90% of the time its usually a sqaudmate.
also this one time in the name of the republic i told my squad leader to put an OB on me immediately because i found a squad + some and a tank on their side of the gate, so since he didnt know where it was i told him to put it on me sacrificing my self for the republic honorably. trust in the rust
Kin of the Vherokior tribe
I'm a pure minmatar loyalist
I discuss things based on EVE lore.
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Tech Ohm Eaven
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.06.15 14:42:00 -
[64] - Quote
I-Shayz-I wrote:Simple enough, just state your greatest accomplishment.
It can be true, but the goal here is to get away with the biggest fallacy that is believable. Being creative is better than saying something boring like "I once got 10k warpoints". Obviously, things that actually happened are usually more believable...but they might not seem as impressive.
If it is impressive and believable, like their post. If someone's post is absolute BS, quote them and call them out on it.
HOWEVER, you can only call BS once. It might be worth going through recent pages to make sure they weren't already called out. If your post is called out, you must edit the post saying who did it, and you will be out of the ranking. You can then reply with another accomplishment to try again.
Feel free to subscribe to this post to keep track of it (little red button on the top right of this post), and let's have a little fun with this XD
Dust 514 war stories?
K!
I am directly responsable for talking with CCP Commander Wang about the three bears weapon and the Predor ridge clearing weapon AKA the laser and the mass driver
When I asked why CCP Commander Wang the response was it was going to be CCP Major Wang but Hilmar freaked and said no since the name was Major Philip Wang but no way to get CCP Major Wang tag
I got bored one day driving a LAV and ran full speed at a ramp to get airbone and missed...missed...missed
Then one day I got the timing just right and my LAV went airbore at just the right time and I hit a dropship and killed it Die Hard style
Back in closed Beta on the other team there was Protoman, Tony California, Chicago cubs, buzzkill, sleepy zan
and just me and some newby randoms on my side
who won?
me!!
single handedly!
no matter the body count by Protoman and the rest on the otherside
It was Tech Ohm wins!
It used to **** off Tony Calif and Buzzkill and Protoman..lol
heres how
back then the MCC had 150 hp health on lead in vector at letters A and B and MCC had 180 hp health at docking vector letters C D and E
So how did I win?
Drop a tank
Shoot the core bro
Cestus MCC damage plus 15 every shot
Ten to 15 shots and it was a DEAD MCC
A very PISSED OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Closed Beta enemy team
And a TECH OHM WINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL! |
Tech Ohm Eaven
Storm Wind Strikeforce
Caldari State
1
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Posted - 2015.06.15 14:56:00 -
[65] - Quote
I remember a match back in closed beta or start of open beta?
we saw a dropship gunner get 120 kills to ZERO deaths in a single game
ummm sorry was i supposed to bs? |
Louis Domi
Tugastroy
920
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Posted - 2015.06.15 15:13:00 -
[66] - Quote
Was riding in a LAV when I saw 2 ads real close to the ground just destroying blues.
I put on those turbo boosts(forgot the name) jumped over a small hill. Flew my LAV into one of the ads, that ads then smacked into the second ads killing both. I jumped out of my lav mid air with a thales sniper rifle and preceded to no scope 4 reds, two of those were head shot kills. I then switched to my bp and proceeded to kill of the rest of the enemies in the area. Then the ads people got mad and came at me with 2 tanks. I then proceeded to call in a airstrike(forgot name of this too) and killed them all. Then the enemy started to rooftop camp. So I switched my fit to SG scout and called in a DS. After reaching the top of the tower I jumped out of the dropship killed 3 people with my SG and my dropship ended up falling on 2 others. I then destroy all uplinks and win the game. |
REDBACK96USMC
NORTH K0REA
203
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Posted - 2015.06.15 15:56:00 -
[67] - Quote
In my Gal Logi on top of a building above A on the Production Facility map assessing the situation as I just came in mid match.
Suddenly a Python comes screaming in at me from the right with scanner in hand and starts laying down some rail turret fire.
I immediately notice his poor choice of weapons and obviously overwhelming need to sit there and get the kill. I immediately cook off a Flux, toss it and start cooking the second. The first hits him perfect and makes him start to back up. I get the second flux off just in time to clear the rest of his shields. At this point he is obviously panicking. I switch to my Ishukone Assault Rail Rifle, point at an engine and let it rip. To my surprise, I wipe his armor from 20m away and down it goes. The pilot jumps out and I feel so bad for him that I immediately jump down and melee him.
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
5
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Posted - 2015.06.16 02:39:00 -
[68] - Quote
Here's one more.
I once jumped in a random squad consisting of Alldin, a blueberry, and myself. We played a Dom match and pretty much annihilated the other team, totaling to about 120 kills amongst us three. |
Squagga
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
799
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Posted - 2015.06.16 04:56:00 -
[69] - Quote
I single handededly financially bankrupt a player corp in open beta
Shields, the silent killer.
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iKILLu osborne
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
811
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Posted - 2015.06.16 06:48:00 -
[70] - Quote
Killed entire enemy team with remotes 16 kills ask pelongnis it was dom the building socket with the two doors on either side and stairway that heavies always drop down too from the adjoining roof
I ran in with cal scout placed remotes throughout their ranks aensing my death and knowing they would find them I detonated early causing me to suicide 6 GPò 50s before respawn screen
Pelongnis my squad lead exclaimed " lord ikillu fn share" having no mic I could not ask what he meant so ....
At eom screen iseen my longest streak was 19 so I counted 3 kills that was individual then 16 going straight up followed by red dot on top
(n`-´)+Æ;;; shotgun blast yo ASs
Retired 62mil sp, z platoon vet, og shotty
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deezy dabest
2
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Posted - 2015.06.16 10:38:00 -
[71] - Quote
abdullah muzaffar wrote:Getting in a good match and winning. Oh wait..
This just requires calling BS. |
xavier zor II
1
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Posted - 2015.06.16 10:45:00 -
[72] - Quote
going a full 42 seconds in a game in my python without AV in sight
xavier zor's ADS alt
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LT SHANKS
You In The Nutz
5
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Posted - 2015.06.16 11:01:00 -
[73] - Quote
xavier zor II wrote:going a full 42 seconds in a game in my python without AV in sight
For a minute, I thought your ridiculously long ban was lifted. |
se7ensaints
21
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Posted - 2015.06.16 11:08:00 -
[74] - Quote
4 kills with one charstone plasma cannon shot, couldn't believe it myself they were all stood so close togethere on the ledge of the train map.
@CCP Rattati
You better fix this game or Bendnova and be sliced and diced
ILL SLIDE TACKLE YOUR MUM
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Regnier Feros
Pielords
408
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Posted - 2015.06.16 11:18:00 -
[75] - Quote
I-Shayz-I wrote:Simple enough, just state your greatest accomplishment.
It can be true, but the goal here is to get away with the biggest fallacy that is believable. Being creative is better than saying something boring like "I once got 10k warpoints". Obviously, things that actually happened are usually more believable...but they might not seem as impressive.
If it is impressive and believable, like their post. If someone's post is absolute BS, quote them and call them out on it.
HOWEVER, you can only call BS once. It might be worth going through recent pages to make sure they weren't already called out. If your post is called out, you must edit the post saying who did it, and you will be out of the ranking. You can then reply with another accomplishment to try again.
Feel free to subscribe to this post to keep track of it (little red button on the top right of this post), and let's have a little fun with this XD
I managed to cap every week since they increased the weekly sp pool
ZariaOwnsWhips
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xavier zor II
3
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Posted - 2015.06.17 01:16:00 -
[76] - Quote
LT SHANKS wrote:xavier zor II wrote:going a full 42 seconds in a game in my python without AV in sight For a minute, I thought your ridiculously long ban was lifted.
In exactly a day and 13 hours!!!!
xavier zor's ADS alt
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy
No Context
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 01:30:00 -
[77] - Quote
I was running my Quafe assault G-1 full BPO fit on the map with A on the cliff and the CRUs on both sides of A looking down on it and the Suppply depot in the middle complex. I drove my Quafe LAV through the centre and road killed one pour noob. jumped out when I heard swarms and dispatched the AV starter fit who swarmed me. I took out a scout and heavy but took a lot of damage just managing to get into the building before a soma could get me. I look in the corner on the left and see a cluster of red. I instantly toss my grenade (cooked of course) into the crowd to survive and got all four of them! A militia locus grenade! They were at the base of the stair case and there as a minmando mass driving them from the top. my nade just finished them off as they fled the mass driver! I then proceeded to be mowed down by a Viziam scrambler rifle.
Galassault Galogi Galsent Galmando Galscout
Open Beta Vet - 46.5 mil sp
Director of Corrosive Synergy
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Leither Yiltron
Molon Labe.
RUST415
1
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Posted - 2015.06.17 01:58:00 -
[78] - Quote
Winning this thread.
Long term roadmap by Aeon Amadi
Have a pony
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Medic 1879
Forsaken Immortals
2
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Posted - 2015.06.18 00:10:00 -
[79] - Quote
Making LHughes AKA nades everywhere cry about explosives after the squad cup.
Lead Diplomat for Forsaken Immortals.
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Omega Nox
Consolidated Dust
93
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Posted - 2015.06.18 00:36:00 -
[80] - Quote
I got my Platinum trophy for beating dust.
Mordu's walking quafe mascot.
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