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Clone D
Solo Zen
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:27:00 -
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I propose an additional +5 WP be granted when you ADS to shoot someone in the groin.
Right now, there's no bonus whatsoever for crotch shots. I just don't understand why this has been overlooked.
Oh yeah, and it should make a unique sound when you successfully get a crotch shot.
And in the kill feed, if you die by crotch shot then it should say so: tryhard1 (crotch shot) XXXbeevis-kill-face-hot-monsterXXX |
Sir Dukey
G0DS AM0NG MEN
New Eden's Heros
2226
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:28:00 -
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Clone D wrote:I propose an additional +5 WP be granted when you ADS to shoot someone in the groin.
Right now, there's no bonus whatsoever for crotch shots. I just don't understand why this has been overlooked.
Oh yeah, and it should make a unique sound when you successfully get a crotch shot.
And in the kill feed, if you die by crotch shot then it should say so: tryhard1 (crotch shot) XXXbeevis-kill-face-hot-monsterXXX
CRUNCH! SQUISH!!
"Skill for thee but no skill for me" so is the saying of the swarm infantry.
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Bri Bub
Eternal Beings
208
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:32:00 -
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Why this fixation with my privates?
Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.
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Clone D
Solo Zen
1787
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:35:00 -
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Bri Bub wrote:Why this fixation with my privates?
And if you achieve a crotch shot, then your own crotch should sparkle in the warbarge for the remainder of the day until the nightliy refresh. |
Bri Bub
Eternal Beings
210
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:39:00 -
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Clone D wrote:Bri Bub wrote:Why this fixation with my privates? And if you achieve a crotch shot, then your own crotch should sparkle in the warbarge for the remainder of the day until the nightliy refresh.
Yes, yes, I see it now... My sparkling crotch and Jara's pulsing loins... That's where babies come from...
Be just and if you can't be just be arbitrary.
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Dead Cavino
Lunatic.High
81
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:49:00 -
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Yes, I totally agree. We should get +5 WP for teabags as well
I don't like two-legged things.
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
6158
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:50:00 -
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Extra bonus points to bust someone's balls with my myofib enhanced fists?
"Crotch Crunch Punch"
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IVIaster LUKE
Art.of.Death
816
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Posted - 2015.05.14 11:55:00 -
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Sometimes the little head does the thinking for the big head. 
Censored
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Aiwha Bait
Demonic Cowboys
133
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Posted - 2015.05.14 12:37:00 -
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Clone D wrote:I propose an additional +5 WP be granted when you ADS to shoot someone in the groin.
Right now, there's no bonus whatsoever for crotch shots. I just don't understand why this has been overlooked.
Oh yeah, and it should make a unique sound when you successfully get a crotch shot.
And in the kill feed, if you die by crotch shot then it should say so: tryhard1 (crotch shot) XXXbeevis-kill-face-hot-monsterXXX
This ^ So much of this ^
I try to play this game, I just suck at it. Writer for Biomassed
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Kain Spero
Negative-Feedback
5159
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Posted - 2015.05.14 12:38:00 -
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Dead Cavino wrote:Yes, I totally agree. We should get +5 WP for teabags as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaFvjFNwdYk
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Cat Merc
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
16712
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Posted - 2015.05.14 12:39:00 -
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I demand that whenever I kill someone with nova knives my character would meow loudly.
"Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - Cat wisdom
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Banjo Robertson
Random Gunz
Rise Of Legion.
583
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Posted - 2015.05.14 12:41:00 -
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Clone D wrote:I propose an additional +5 WP be granted when you ADS to shoot someone in the groin.
Right now, there's no bonus whatsoever for crotch shots. I just don't understand why this has been overlooked.
Oh yeah, and it should make a unique sound when you successfully get a crotch shot.
And in the kill feed, if you die by crotch shot then it should say so: tryhard1 (crotch shot) XXXbeevis-kill-face-hot-monsterXXX
it makes about as much sense as a headshot. originally i thought that maybe the clone bodies were just normalish or slightly modified clone bodies, but having learned that clones are heavily modified with metal skeletons, redundant organs and whatnot, I see no reason why a headshot needs to be a weakness or give bonus wp. |
J0LLY R0G3R
And the ButtPirates
2953
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Posted - 2015.05.14 13:07:00 -
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You people clearly don't value your crotch as much as I do mine.
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Aiwha Bait
Demonic Cowboys
135
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Posted - 2015.05.14 14:17:00 -
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J0LLY R0G3R wrote:You people clearly don't value your crotch as much as I do mine.
I value mine at 50 million ISK.
So, for 50mil I will stand around whilst you shoot at my swinging richard for the duration of two (2) matches. Mail Aiwha Bait ;)
I try to play this game, I just suck at it. Writer for Biomassed
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
8738
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Posted - 2015.05.14 14:59:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:I demand that whenever I kill someone with nova knives my character would meow loudly.
This post crossed the line.
There is no place for this kind of perversion in video games
There's never enough sh**posting going on, so let's add a few more teaspoons of the guy posting after me to the recipie!
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Aramis Madrigal
Titans of Phoenix
RUST415
413
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Posted - 2015.05.14 15:28:00 -
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Banjo Robertson wrote:Clone D wrote:I propose an additional +5 WP be granted when you ADS to shoot someone in the groin.
Right now, there's no bonus whatsoever for crotch shots. I just don't understand why this has been overlooked.
Oh yeah, and it should make a unique sound when you successfully get a crotch shot.
And in the kill feed, if you die by crotch shot then it should say so: tryhard1 (crotch shot) XXXbeevis-kill-face-hot-monsterXXX it makes about as much sense as a headshot. originally i thought that maybe the clone bodies were just normalish or slightly modified clone bodies, but having learned that clones are heavily modified with metal skeletons, redundant organs and whatnot, I see no reason why a headshot needs to be a weakness or give bonus wp.
Viable sexual organs are likely to be the first thing on the chopping block when designing a clone. They would only be necessary for hormone production, and I'm going to assume clones are grown rapidly with heavy doses of anabolic and growth factors. Conversely, encephalization (aka...having a centralized brain) is something that is much more difficult to design away while retaining the core functionality desired. Yes, I'm taking a joke thread seriously and I fully support extra wp for crotch shots... |
REDBACK96USMC
NORTH K0REA
162
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Posted - 2015.05.14 15:53:00 -
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At least make heavies vulnerable in the crotch area. I specifically shoot them there out of spite every time. |
Foo Fighting
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
315
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Posted - 2015.05.14 16:06:00 -
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Haha - missed both my legs!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
10174
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Posted - 2015.05.14 16:32:00 -
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...I think this is the first idea you have put forth that I have no qualms with. Who the **** am I anymore? How did I get here?
@Ripley_Riley
"Ripley > Soraya" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Derpty Derp
Dead Man's Game
1056
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Posted - 2015.05.14 17:31:00 -
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Dead Cavino wrote:Yes, I totally agree. We should get +5 WP for teabags as well
+25 wp if you crotch shot someone who is teabagging someone else! |
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
8751
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Posted - 2015.05.14 17:36:00 -
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J0LLY R0G3R wrote:You people clearly don't value your crotch as much as I do mine.
You value mine more. admit it, you're a chubby chaser.
There's never enough sh**posting going on, so let's add a few more teaspoons of the guy posting after me to the recipie!
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Scheneighnay McBob
And the ButtPirates
6588
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Posted - 2015.05.14 20:00:00 -
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I remember playing a ground-forces battle in War Thunder, watching the kill cam (it tracks exactly where the shrapnel flies, as well as your tank crew and tank parts), and what rendered my halftrack unusable was a chunk of shrapnel to the gunner's balls.
Some details can be ignored
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1424
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Posted - 2015.05.14 20:19:00 -
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FTFY
Also OP, to quote Eric Cartman, 'Not cool Butters. You don't shoot a guy in the d*ck!'
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
6162
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Posted - 2015.05.14 22:34:00 -
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Yours is better.
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Dead Cavino
Lunatic.High
85
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Posted - 2015.05.15 02:42:00 -
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Wow, that dude got teabagged by a car
I don't like two-legged things.
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