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Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16387	Posted - 2015.05.06 09:59:00 - [1] - Quote So, the website http://www.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/ updated, and now allows you to create and use custom decks from a new website. For those who aren't aware what the game is, I'll let this video speak for itself: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuBhAEiHkKI It's a glorious game, and as such I've decided to make a DUST 514 deck. Here are all of the cards I already have: http://www.cardcastgame.com/browse/deck/QWJ2K In order to use the card set, start a game in the first website, and down in the chat box type: /addcardcast QWJ2K This will add the cards to the game, in addition to all of the other card sets you might choose. Currently there aren't enough cards to start a game with just DUST cards, but I hope we'll get there. The main reason I made this thread is because I need jokes, all of the jokes, every single one of them. Ripley Riley and Zaria Min Deir helped me a ton, but moar is needed. Post your card ideas here! In-jokes are allowed, but please don't spam them. A few here and there are fine. "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16387	Posted - 2015.05.06 10:04:00 - [2] - Quote A couple of amusing things that happened yesterday: http://i.imgur.com/7aqaceC.png http://i.imgur.com/4vr04ab.png http://i.imgur.com/K8lTDlQ.png "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16390	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:41:00 - [3] - Quote You people really are boring aren't you. "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18795	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:56:00 - [4] - Quote I'mma make a list and the only in joke I really want to use is "Running away screaming 'NOT OUR WAR!'" "MIN MAXING! MIN MAXING! I'M BETTER AT IT THAN YOU!" - Mobius Wyvern
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 1323	Posted - 2015.05.06 11:57:00 - [5] - Quote True Adamance wrote: I'mma make a list and the only in joke I really want to use is "Running away screaming 'NOT OUR WAR!'" 'I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with "Running away screaming 'NOT OUR WAR!'" Today's special: PAIN Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16391	Posted - 2015.05.06 12:07:00 - [6] - Quote Jonny D Buelle wrote: True Adamance wrote: I'mma make a list and the only in joke I really want to use is "Running away screaming 'NOT OUR WAR!'" 'I don't know what World War 3 will be fought with, but World War 4 will be fought with "Running away screaming 'NOT OUR WAR!'" https://i.imgur.com/TjmEgi1.gif "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18796	Posted - 2015.05.06 12:14:00 - [7] - Quote Questions "I used to like the Caldari but I changed my mind because of __________" "The match went from bad to worse when _____________ led to _________" "__________. More OP than ____________" "They hate to admit it but I'm so good they keep sending me ____________." "That moment when you find a erotic fanfiction about ___________ and ___________." "Where the hell are all these threads about __________ coming from?" "Jadek's Latest Scheme. _____________" "I get all the ____________ because I say I'm ____________" "On a forum of chaos and negativity only CCP Ratatti can _____________ to save the ___________. Coming this Summer..... ____________" "I'd rather vote ________ onto the CPM than listen to ____________ ***** about _________________." Answers "Running away screaming 'It's not our War!'" "Aero says he could be more assertive." " faster than True Adamance making a pass at the Empress." "Throwing Spreadsheet like Ninja stars." "HFTU" "Offering fertile European Women to Ratatti to buff something you like." "Kagehoshi, Fashionista" " It's Gal-Amarrous! Darling" More to come. "MIN MAXING! MIN MAXING! I'M BETTER AT IT THAN YOU!" - Mobius Wyvern
Daddrobit You Can Call Me Daddy 1450	Posted - 2015.05.06 12:29:00 - [8] - Quote Random potential answers. "Not using Nova knives for their intended purpose" "Forum-warriors" "Taking General Discussions Seriously" "The range of a Scrambler Rifle" "Uprising 1.0" "Forgetting your inertia-dampener" "A Dust 514 erotic fanfiction" "AFKing in the warbarge" "Defrosted Team Tuna" O.G. Pink Fluffy Bunny
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16393	Posted - 2015.05.06 12:43:00 - [9] - Quote Added your cards. Glorious. "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
Haerr 2880	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:31:00 - [10] - Quote Questions "_______ made a QQ thread about _______ ." "_______ is wrong with _______ . CCP NERFS ________ ." "Enemy player _______ , signaling a duel, then _________ ." "***** __________ everywhere! :(" "**, _______ everywhere! :D" "I lost _____ while _____ ." Answers "Hairy man boobs" "Laser Focused" "Trading 1:1" "More fatties" "Hynox Xitio-style" GÖû HAERR'S GÖû

Haerr 2880	Posted - 2015.05.06 14:37:00 - [11] - Quote Have you guys come up with a different name for rando cardissian? GÖû HAERR'S GÖû
VAHZZ Arrary of Clusters 1750	Posted - 2015.05.06 15:14:00 - [12] - Quote I expected more from you Cat, and that is a joke in itself. *I pass my knowledge unto others.*
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16410	Posted - 2015.05.06 15:25:00 - [13] - Quote VAHZZ wrote: I expected more from you Cat, and that is a joke in itself. https://i.imgur.com/AgEjsQ5.jpg OR http://myreactiongifs.com/gifs/nicolascageconfusedemotions.gif Couldn't decide really. "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
VAHZZ Arrary of Clusters 1750	Posted - 2015.05.06 15:38:00 - [14] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: VAHZZ wrote: I expected more from you Cat, and that is a joke in itself. https://i.imgur.com/AgEjsQ5.jpg OR http://myreactiongifs.com/gifs/nicolascageconfusedemotions.gif Couldn't decide really. what you say? *I pass my knowledge unto others.*
xxwhitedevilxx M Maphia Clan Unit Pwnycorn 3141	Posted - 2015.05.06 15:52:00 - [15] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: A couple of amusing things that happened yesterday: http://i.imgur.com/7aqaceC.png http://i.imgur.com/4vr04ab.png http://i.imgur.com/K8lTDlQ.png The second is so damn funny :) Guinea Dust Bunnies are watching you, CCP Rouge.
Ku Shala PIanet Express 1432	Posted - 2015.05.06 16:29:00 - [16] - Quote "honey the cat got into your deck of cards again do you want me to spray it in the face with water?" psssssssht bad kitty you lie down and be good *-¦a+ó a+ú-Æa+äla+ä (CK-0 Specialist x5)* Caldari Loyalist 22 230 780 sp in drop suit upgrades
Sophie DV Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion. 62	Posted - 2015.05.06 17:43:00 - [17] - Quote I have never gotten the chance to actually play this game. but it looks like a riot; if anyone wants to play with me just send me a message on dust to come join your game Here's my odds and ends, not sure what works or not. Questions There's a _____ around the next corner. You dive out, and ______ happens. I can't believe my ____ didn't ____ that scrub. _____ just happened. CCP, nerf ____ pl0x, and buff ____ before things get out of hand! Dude, did you see that? i just _____ while your back was turned! What? We lost? It's all _____'s fault! Answers no-scoping the scrubbiest redberry plasma cannon to the face plasmagasm grenade cooking fail
Spademan 6482	Posted - 2015.05.06 18:14:00 - [18] - Quote Dug up an old thread that may be of assistance. You should reward me by making me a card. Just saying. What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16419	Posted - 2015.05.06 18:31:00 - [19] - Quote Spademan wrote: Dug up an old thread that may be of assistance. You should reward me by making me a card. Just saying. Yes! I've been looking for this thread! Thank you! "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
Spademan 6482	Posted - 2015.05.06 19:06:00 - [20] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Spademan wrote: Dug up an old thread that may be of assistance. You should reward me by making me a card. Just saying. Yes! I've been looking for this thread! Thank you! S'what I do. "Spademan digging up old threads" "a white stream of hot plasma to the face" "getting plasma canowned" "the Gallente all-stars" Some random ideas that came to mind. What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.

Immortal John Ripper 27494	Posted - 2015.05.07 17:51:00 - [21] - Quote uhhh TODO ESPAÑOL, NADA EN INGLÉS Somos Latinos. Somos Legión. No perdonamos. No olvidamos. ¡Esperadnos!
General John Ripper 27494	Posted - 2015.05.07 17:51:00 - [22] - Quote uhhh meep
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16432	Posted - 2015.05.07 18:09:00 - [23] - Quote Immortal John Ripper wrote: uhhh Ripper kun, suggest moar. "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 9912	Posted - 2015.05.07 18:20:00 - [24] - Quote Black: _ is quitting Dust 514 because _. White: CCP Aquarhead @Ripley_Riley "Ripley > Soraya" - Arkena Wyrnspire
Jonny D Buelle Mors Effera 1348	Posted - 2015.05.07 18:24:00 - [25] - Quote Black: CCP Please Nerf ______, its too OP! Today's special: PAIN Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
KAGEHOSHI Horned Wolf Dominion of the Supreme Emperor God-King KAGEHOSHI 12398	Posted - 2015.05.07 19:01:00 - [26] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: A couple of amusing things that happened yesterday: http://i.imgur.com/7aqaceC.png I won that round! Gû¦Supreme emperor god-kingpÇÉKAGEH¦PSHIpÇæ// Lord of threads // Forum altGû+
Immortal John Ripper 27494	Posted - 2015.05.07 19:19:00 - [27] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: uhhh Ripper kun, suggest moar. http://imgur.com/3e90sHG I forgot my Forum Improver/Avatar changer was still in effect on this browser :p TODO ESPAÑOL, NADA EN INGLÉS Somos Latinos. Somos Legión. No perdonamos. No olvidamos. ¡Esperadnos!
General John Ripper 27494	Posted - 2015.05.07 19:19:00 - [28] - Quote Cat Merc wrote: Immortal John Ripper wrote: uhhh Ripper kun, suggest moar. http://imgur.com/3e90sHG I forgot my Forum Improver/Avatar changer was still in effect on this browser :p meep
True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 18845	Posted - 2015.05.07 20:54:00 - [29] - Quote White Card: "The Ultimate Forum Warrior!" "Spkr screaming that you don't even play the game." "Catmerc's Apache-Coffee Machine Lovechild." "Jenza uses RAWR!" "Laser Raves at the Supply Depot." "MIN MAXING! MIN MAXING! I'M BETTER AT IT THAN YOU!" - Mobius Wyvern
Cat Merc Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 16433	Posted - 2015.05.07 20:56:00 - [30] - Quote True Adamance wrote: White Card: "The Ultimate Forum Warrior!" "Spkr screaming that you don't even play the game." "Catmerc's Apache-Coffee Machine Lovechild." "Jenza uses RAWR!" "Laser Raves at the Supply Depot." Excellent "Breakin, PS3's and PS4's can't mate. They're incompatible. Unlike Apache's and Cappuccino machines." - *Cat wisdom*



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