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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1240
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Posted - 2015.05.01 21:40:00 -
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When Rattati takes a sh*t he drops OBs in Dust.
Rattati once got stabbed by an Ishukone Nova Knife, and after 7 agonizing minutes, the minja died.
Rattati meleed Duna's tank without myrofibs, in one hit.
Rattati was once depolyed in a match where he had to take on 16 0H at once. He won by cloning them one, by one.
Rattati once used a forgegun. The server couldn't handle the awesomeness and crashed.
Rattati claims to be accident prone as he causes enemies around him to die "accidently".
Well that's all I got, what are your facts about Rattati?
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
9817
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Posted - 2015.05.01 21:53:00 -
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When Rattati needles a blueberry it rezzes the blueberry and kills the nearest redberry.
Rattati can reload an HMG in 2.0s.
@Ripley_Riley
"Ripley, you're a fucking artist" - Cat Merc
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Seed Dren
Helix Order
Learning Alliance
188
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Posted - 2015.05.01 21:56:00 -
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When Rattati joins a match MU does not let any other player joins his team.16v1
Amarr assualt + shotgun + hellfire= illuminati confirmed
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
8336
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Posted - 2015.05.01 21:57:00 -
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He shaved off his viking beard so his fist wouldn't Hide there and randomly kill strangers.
There's never enough sh**posting going on, so let's add a few more teaspoons of the guy posting after me to the recipie!
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Iron Wolf Saber
Den of Swords
19477
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Posted - 2015.05.01 21:59:00 -
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CCP Rattati can't swim because water runs away from him.
CPM 1, Secretary
Omni-Soldier, Forum Warrior
\\= ADV HAVs =// Unlocked
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Immortal John Ripper
27458
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Posted - 2015.05.01 22:06:00 -
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CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to volunteer to sit on someone's lap when there's no more free seats on an LAV.
CCP Ratatti, the kind of merc to send sympathy mail to his opponents and apologize for killing them.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to use Militia weapons on a proto suit.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to refuse a revive because YOLO.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to give me 500,000,000 ISK
Immortal John Ripper, the type of merc to kill a thread on the first page.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to sneak a nova knife in a cake to jail break homies out.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to take 10m payment and "lag out" of a pc battle.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc that can pull out his repair tool and fix his own armor.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
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General John Ripper
27462
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Posted - 2015.05.01 22:06:00 -
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CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to volunteer to sit on someone's lap when there's no more free seats on an LAV.
CCP Ratatti, the kind of merc to send sympathy mail to his opponents and apologize for killing them.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to use Militia weapons on a proto suit.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to refuse a revive because YOLO.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to give me 500,000,000 ISK
Immortal John Ripper, the type of merc to kill a thread on the first page.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to sneak a nova knife in a cake to jail break homies out.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to take 10m payment and "lag out" of a pc battle.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc that can pull out his repair tool and fix his own armor.
CCP Ratatti the type of merc who cried when you told him your girlfriend/wife was pregnant.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc who brings flowers to a matari strip club.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc who nominates himself for a lifetime achievement award 3000 times and not show up to accept it because he is too good for it.
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc that eats gummi bears two at a time so they donGÇÖt die alone
CCP Ratatti, the type of merc to play GTA V just to pick up prostitutes and drive to them to a safer city
CCP Ratti, the type of merc to steal your girl and cry with you afterwar
CCP Ratti is not a mere person; CCP Ratti is a phenomenon.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! -My"Going to redline you" song
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Immortal John Ripper
27458
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Posted - 2015.05.01 22:07:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:CCP Rattati can't swim because water runs away from him.
IWS, the type of merc to get kicked off CPM for making jokes of Ratatti.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!!
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General John Ripper
27462
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Posted - 2015.05.01 22:07:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:CCP Rattati can't swim because water runs away from him.
IWS, the type of merc to get kicked off CPM for making jokes of Ratatti.
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!! -My"Going to redline you" song
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1247
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Posted - 2015.05.01 22:21:00 -
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Immortal John Ripper wrote:Iron Wolf Saber wrote:CCP Rattati can't swim because water runs away from him. IWS, the type of merc to get kicked off CPM for making jokes of Ratatti.
Immortal John Ripper, the type of merc that daydreams while teabagging.
Today's special:
PAIN
Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
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7th Son 7
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
894
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Posted - 2015.05.01 22:28:00 -
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CCP Rattati the type of Merc who could squad up and fix the best fps game alive in two months when larger squads could'nt do it in two years.
Only your complete and total awareness is needed, nothing else will do. ------------- OSHO
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Kierkegaard Soren
Eridani Light Horse Battalion
795
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Posted - 2015.05.01 23:20:00 -
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CCP Rattati's melee animation is a Sonic Boom that hits so hard it logs you out of PSN, shoves your monitor onto the floor and then melts your PS3.
And it's not always in that order.
Dedicated Commando.
"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing."
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Pokey Dravon
OSG Planetary Operations
Covert Intervention
6136
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Posted - 2015.05.01 23:34:00 -
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I feel like there needs to be a Dos XX style commercial now for Rattati.
"That little s**t Pokey..." --CCP Rattati, Biomassed Episode 032
Dust514 // Podcast & Blog
www.biomassed.net
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1254
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Posted - 2015.05.01 23:39:00 -
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Pokey Dravon wrote:I feel like there needs to be a Dos XX style commercial now for Rattati.
That moment when this actually based on Chuck Norris Facts and not The Most Intesting Man stuff...
Today's special:
PAIN
Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
1664
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:22:00 -
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CCP Rattati, the type of merc who you would sacrifice yourself for without thinking anything.
There won't be a heart left beating... Is that fear I smell
I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill your Stars.
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Archduke Ferd1nand
Nos Nothi
406
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:30:00 -
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Q: How many kills can Rattati get?
A: All of them.
BRB, looking for socks
PSN: tommygunboy2080
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
1284
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:33:00 -
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Ratatti is the new Chuck?
I want in on this too! |
Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
1284
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:34:00 -
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Ratatti once went to sleep...
and the world was in darkness and chaos ensued
He no longer sleeps |
Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
6229
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:34:00 -
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CCP Rattati hates the Amarr
/thread
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
The Incursions are back... and they're golden baby!
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1273
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:37:00 -
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Nocturnal Soul wrote:CCP Rattati hates the Amarr
/thread
If only I could like more than once!
Inb4 True Adamance punches me in the face again.
Today's special:
PAIN
Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
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sir RAVEN WING
3450
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:47:00 -
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CCP Rattati once allowed himself to be stabbed by Pseudogeneis to make him feel better.
CCP Rattati once heard a person wish for AUR daily logins and missions and is granting that wish.
CCP Rattati has tried using FotM several times, each time the power results in the server crashing.
Day 2/30 Calscout Knifer.
Last of A Kind
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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
1289
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:56:00 -
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CCP Rattati once read all 1,001 arabian nights original stories backwards...while blindfolded
CCP Rattati , the same guy who turned a piece of paper into a full size functioning boeing 747
CCP Rattati , he is so good that when he tries to make himself look bad, statues are built afterwards.
I'm trying to not use actual Chuck lines replaced with his name... brain farting..
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DIX RFOR CHICKS
myrtle beach leap frogz
370
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Posted - 2015.05.02 03:58:00 -
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Iron Wolf Saber wrote:CCP Rattati can't swim because water runs away from him.
Probably the funniest thing you have ever said. Or maybe the only funny thing you have ever said. |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1276
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Posted - 2015.05.02 04:04:00 -
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CCP Rattati, the man who sold his soul to the devil to take over Dust, then mercilessly teabagged him till the devil gave him his soul back.
CCP Rattati, the merc who once went 30/0 running as a sentinel with nova knives.
Today's special:
PAIN
Comes with a side of salads and mash potatoes.
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