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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:28:00 -
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Monkey see, Monkey do, let's do this:
Last match, I was rollin around rekting **** in my Maddy (as usual), and thenthis random guy decides "Hey, I'm going to kill him a lot with AV1", and gets 2 of his friend s to help him out, and gets me the first time (although I would've survived our first encounter if HAV's didn't handle so bad, wouldn't let me turn around a corner >.>). Okay, whatever, it's a fluke. I'll just call in another HAV. I throw shots at him and his ragtag group, kill them a couple times, they push me back, I get pinned down, I push at them, rinse and repeat. More people starts switching to AV, because I'm now harassing like half the map. my team realizes this and starts to push. HARD. We end up capping all 4 points (this is Line Harvest)
So these guys gets what seems to me as pissy, and decides to pull out some vehicles, but goes the most duchiest path they couuld. One brings out a double repped, double hardened Maddy with a Rail, and has a dude with a blaster ride along, and the other starts trying to JLAV me. But see, here's the thing: these guys are just bad at piloting.
The JLAV guy simply can't ram a HAV properly, or can't even JLAV right. he drives straight at me, without turning or even, having the audacity to not even fit the JLAV with plates, and I was like "are you dumb?" and lights his ass up.... 4 times. Next we have dumb and dumber, who at first wasn't all that dumb, and was hanging back and killing the other two scrubs who decided to hop into HAV's and try and farm infantry (watching infantry try to use vehicles is amusing to me". Now it's my turn. I peek out to get his attention, and then back up, and wait for that rail to come to me. It does (mistake number 1), without any hardeners (mistake number 2), and then overheats his gun trying to kill me (mistake number 3, and you know what happenes when you get three strikes ). I put this guy in his place, and left to go get more ammmo (second time I ran out of ammo, keep in mind I'm at lvl V for ammo). As I come back, this scrub is sitting on a mountain, thinking "Oh, he can't reach me, I blast away at thou!", but that thinking was silly. I climb up that mountain, and start blasting awy, actually bringing him down, and almost killing him, but I"m out of ammo, and the game end as I load up my next salvo. His life would have ended if I had another 10 seconds.
Your turn!
BLUB
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myrtle beach leap frogz
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:32:00 -
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Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm gonna make excuses why I died in my tank Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm going to stroke myself Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I don't know what an enter key is to make it easier on the eyes Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Blah blah This is alot work Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah |
Scheneighnay McBob
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:35:00 -
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We just had a little battle clearing out one of the nodes in the train map. I was running my sentinel (assault HMG on it), and had just finished clearing out the building there of its red infestation. After another red just about spawned on my head, I thought "oh ****, that's right, they have a ground spawn here", killed said red, and got the **** out just in time to see the node get over-run by reds coming from the objective for some reason.
So I hacked the nearby railgun installation, took a few potshots at the few that decided to follow me, and lost track of the last one. In order to stop myself from getting jumped, I ran into the nearby pillbox. Turned out it was a logi, and they seemed to think I was an idiot, because they kept throwing down REs at the entrance, and I kept destroying them. I was even close to enough to hear it every time he threw one down.
Just as I was satisfied there were no RE's left, and the logi apparently tried circling around to the window of the pillbox, the match ended.
This was just earlier today.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:36:00 -
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Running Dom with my mate and we finally get enough for a Major Warbarge (there was only 2 ofnus including me). I go to drop it and die.
So I quickly respawn, open the menu, and as I was about to select the Warbarge Strike, we won.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:37:00 -
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DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm gonna make excuses why I died in my tank Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm going to stroke myself Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I don't know what an enter key is to make it easier on the eyes Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Blah blah This is alot work Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
1: You clearly don't know how to have fun.
2: Do you not read?
3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another.
4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence?
5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here.
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:39:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:We just had a little battle clearing out one of the nodes in the train map. I was running my sentinel (assault HMG on it), and had just finished clearing out the building there of its red infestation. After another red just about spawned on my head, I thought "oh ****, that's right, they have a ground spawn here", killed said red, and got the **** out just in time to see the node get over-run by reds coming from the objective for some reason.
So I hacked the nearby railgun installation, took a few potshots at the few that decided to follow me, and lost track of the last one. In order to stop myself from getting jumped, I ran into the nearby pillbox. Turned out it was a logi, and they seemed to think I was an idiot, because they kept throwing down REs at the entrance, and I kept destroying them. I was even close to enough to hear it every time he threw one down.
Just as I was satisfied there were no RE's left, and the logi apparently tried circling around to the window of the pillbox, the match ended.
This was just earlier today.
I had something similar happen to me, but I had a shotty and was waiting by the door.
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DIX RFOR CHICKS
myrtle beach leap frogz
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:40:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm gonna make excuses why I died in my tank Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm going to stroke myself Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I don't know what an enter key is to make it easier on the eyes Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Blah blah This is alot work Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah 1: You clearly don't know how to have fun. 2: Do you not read? 3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another. 4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence? 5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here.
LOL you are right @ #2. I didnt read all that Garbage. Too much horsecrap |
Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:40:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Running Dom with my mate and we finally get enough for a Major Warbarge (there was only 2 ofnus including me). I go to drop it and die.
So I quickly respawn, open the menu, and as I was about to select the Warbarge Strike, we won.
It's the best to get a OB off, get kills, and get to see it as a sort of sadistic fireworks for your victory screen
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Scheneighnay McBob
And the ButtPirates
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:40:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:We just had a little battle clearing out one of the nodes in the train map. I was running my sentinel (assault HMG on it), and had just finished clearing out the building there of its red infestation. After another red just about spawned on my head, I thought "oh ****, that's right, they have a ground spawn here", killed said red, and got the **** out just in time to see the node get over-run by reds coming from the objective for some reason.
So I hacked the nearby railgun installation, took a few potshots at the few that decided to follow me, and lost track of the last one. In order to stop myself from getting jumped, I ran into the nearby pillbox. Turned out it was a logi, and they seemed to think I was an idiot, because they kept throwing down REs at the entrance, and I kept destroying them. I was even close to enough to hear it every time he threw one down.
Just as I was satisfied there were no RE's left, and the logi apparently tried circling around to the window of the pillbox, the match ended.
This was just earlier today. I had something similar happen to me, but I had a shotty and was waiting by the door. And I was waiting by the door/window with my HMG waiting for him to give me something to shoot.
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:41:00 -
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DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm gonna make excuses why I died in my tank Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm going to stroke myself Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I don't know what an enter key is to make it easier on the eyes Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Blah blah This is alot work Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah 1: You clearly don't know how to have fun. 2: Do you not read? 3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another. 4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence? 5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here. LOL you are right @ #2. I didnt read all that Garbage. Too much horsecrap
I'm leaning on you don't have one of these moments. butthurt scrub much?
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:42:00 -
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Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:We just had a little battle clearing out one of the nodes in the train map. I was running my sentinel (assault HMG on it), and had just finished clearing out the building there of its red infestation. After another red just about spawned on my head, I thought "oh ****, that's right, they have a ground spawn here", killed said red, and got the **** out just in time to see the node get over-run by reds coming from the objective for some reason.
So I hacked the nearby railgun installation, took a few potshots at the few that decided to follow me, and lost track of the last one. In order to stop myself from getting jumped, I ran into the nearby pillbox. Turned out it was a logi, and they seemed to think I was an idiot, because they kept throwing down REs at the entrance, and I kept destroying them. I was even close to enough to hear it every time he threw one down.
Just as I was satisfied there were no RE's left, and the logi apparently tried circling around to the window of the pillbox, the match ended.
This was just earlier today. I had something similar happen to me, but I had a shotty and was waiting by the door. And I was waiting by the door/window with my HMG waiting for him to give me something to shoot.
what was your response to not getting the kill?
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:42:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Running Dom with my mate and we finally get enough for a Major Warbarge (there was only 2 ofnus including me). I go to drop it and die.
So I quickly respawn, open the menu, and as I was about to select the Warbarge Strike, we won. It's the best to get a OB off, get kills, and get to see it as a sort of sadistic fireworks for your victory screen
That was the plan, I wanted to see death rain down from the heavens on my enemies! But their MCC had other plans and decided to blow up before I could...
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Jack the Rlpper
OUTCAST MERCS General Tso's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:44:00 -
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I would have to think about that for a bit to remember mine but I am thinking of going into tanks and getting rid of my swarms.
Give me ISK please so I may better myself and fight the war of proto forever.
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:45:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Running Dom with my mate and we finally get enough for a Major Warbarge (there was only 2 ofnus including me). I go to drop it and die.
So I quickly respawn, open the menu, and as I was about to select the Warbarge Strike, we won. It's the best to get a OB off, get kills, and get to see it as a sort of sadistic fireworks for your victory screen That was the plan, I wanted to see death rain down from the heavens on my enemies! But their MCC had other plans and decided to blow up before I could...
Well, at least you got to collect tears. I know I am (he thinks I owe him ISK ).
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Jonny D Buelle
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:53:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Running Dom with my mate and we finally get enough for a Major Warbarge (there was only 2 ofnus including me). I go to drop it and die.
So I quickly respawn, open the menu, and as I was about to select the Warbarge Strike, we won. It's the best to get a OB off, get kills, and get to see it as a sort of sadistic fireworks for your victory screen That was the plan, I wanted to see death rain down from the heavens on my enemies! But their MCC had other plans and decided to blow up before I could... Well, at least you got to collect tears. I know I am (he thinks I owe him ISK ).
Definatlely had enough tears to fill my tub, going by the hate mail. But I still feel like that Warbarge would have added bubbles to my bath.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Arkena Wyrnspire
Fatal Absolution Negative-Feedback
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:55:00 -
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Every time I've been about to drop an OB when the match ended.
Also some times when I have a cooked core on its way into a packed room when the match ends.
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myrtle beach leap frogz
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:56:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm gonna make excuses why I died in my tank Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm going to stroke myself Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I don't know what an enter key is to make it easier on the eyes Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Blah blah This is alot work Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah 1: You clearly don't know how to have fun. 2: Do you not read? 3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another. 4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence? 5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here. LOL you are right @ #2. I didnt read all that Garbage. Too much horsecrap I'm leaning on you don't have one of these moments. butthurt scrub much?
Your responses are adorable. So original. You are one of the biggest whiny bishes on the forums. Right Next to Dust Fiend.
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:57:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Running Dom with my mate and we finally get enough for a Major Warbarge (there was only 2 ofnus including me). I go to drop it and die.
So I quickly respawn, open the menu, and as I was about to select the Warbarge Strike, we won. It's the best to get a OB off, get kills, and get to see it as a sort of sadistic fireworks for your victory screen That was the plan, I wanted to see death rain down from the heavens on my enemies! But their MCC had other plans and decided to blow up before I could... Well, at least you got to collect tears. I know I am (he thinks I owe him ISK ). Definatlely had enough tears to fill my tub, going by the hate mail. But I still feel like that Warbarge would have added bubbles to my bath.
Well said
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 21:58:00 -
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DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm gonna make excuses why I died in my tank Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Too many words Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I'm going to stroke myself Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
I don't know what an enter key is to make it easier on the eyes Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah
Blah blah This is alot work Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah Blah blah 1: You clearly don't know how to have fun. 2: Do you not read? 3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another. 4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence? 5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here. LOL you are right @ #2. I didnt read all that Garbage. Too much horsecrap I'm leaning on you don't have one of these moments. butthurt scrub much? Your responses are adorable. So original. You are one of the biggest whiny bishes on the forums. Right Next to Dust Fiend.
I ***** sometimes, most people does. I however ***** and give reasons why I'm bitchin, you know, feedback.
You're acting like a hipster, but without any bite on that bark
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myrtle beach leap frogz
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Posted - 2015.04.30 22:03:00 -
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LOL a hipster. Too cute. Kids these days. You must have rich, cultural heritage cuz your English blows. JAJAJAJAJAAJAJAJ
Have a good day you Big BadAzz. That was a really interesting read by the way. I am sure at least one person read it all.
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Scheneighnay McBob
And the ButtPirates
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Posted - 2015.04.30 22:14:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Scheneighnay McBob wrote:We just had a little battle clearing out one of the nodes in the train map. I was running my sentinel (assault HMG on it), and had just finished clearing out the building there of its red infestation. After another red just about spawned on my head, I thought "oh ****, that's right, they have a ground spawn here", killed said red, and got the **** out just in time to see the node get over-run by reds coming from the objective for some reason.
So I hacked the nearby railgun installation, took a few potshots at the few that decided to follow me, and lost track of the last one. In order to stop myself from getting jumped, I ran into the nearby pillbox. Turned out it was a logi, and they seemed to think I was an idiot, because they kept throwing down REs at the entrance, and I kept destroying them. I was even close to enough to hear it every time he threw one down.
Just as I was satisfied there were no RE's left, and the logi apparently tried circling around to the window of the pillbox, the match ended.
This was just earlier today. I had something similar happen to me, but I had a shotty and was waiting by the door. And I was waiting by the door/window with my HMG waiting for him to give me something to shoot. what was your response to not getting the kill? https://youtu.be/ussCHoQttyQ
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Lightning35 Delta514
48TH SPECIAL OPERATIONS FORCE
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Posted - 2015.04.30 22:33:00 -
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A long time ago, when gunnlogis were the kings, I decided to try out jlavs. I wondered what it would be like. I charge at him, he shot me once, but u kept going. I was ONE FOOT AWAY FROM DESTROYING him when that match ended.
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Twitter- @48SOF
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 22:34:00 -
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Lightning35 Delta514 wrote:A long time ago, when gunnlogis were the kings, I decided to try out jlavs. I wondered what it would be like. I charge at him, he shot me once, but u kept going. I was ONE FOOT AWAY FROM DESTROYING him when that match ended.
heh. The gods cursed your scrubmobile
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KalOfTheRathi
Nec Tributis
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Posted - 2015.04.30 23:11:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah 1: You clearly don't know how to have fun. 2: Do you not read? 3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another. 4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence? 5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here. Answer to 1-5, read his name. Just sayin.
My favorite tank is a Lightning. Just sayin.
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KalOfTheRathi
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Posted - 2015.04.30 23:14:00 -
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Godin Thekiller wrote:Well, at least you got to collect tears. I know I am (he thinks I owe him ISK ). ISK? Seriously, a F2P game and somehow you owe him fake money.
Good thread overall.
My favorite tank is a Lightning. Just sayin.
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 23:15:00 -
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KalOfTheRathi wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:DIX RFOR CHICKS wrote:Blah 1: You clearly don't know how to have fun. 2: Do you not read? 3: You can say that I am stroking myself, but pretty much eeveryone strokes themselves at one point or another. 4: Those paragraphs are decently spaced. What, you want me to space out every sentence? 5: You must don't have one of these moments. Otherwise you wouldn't take **** like this. Or you're just a prude. Either way, you're not wanted here. Answer to 1-5, read his name. Just sayin.
You know, that is a fair statement
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Godin Thekiller
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Posted - 2015.04.30 23:16:00 -
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KalOfTheRathi wrote:Godin Thekiller wrote:Well, at least you got to collect tears. I know I am (he thinks I owe him ISK ). ISK? Seriously, a F2P game and somehow you owe him fake money. Good thread overall.
Aye, I owe him apparently owe him 10 mil of this legendary fake currency. It's amusing.
Also, thanks!
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