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byte modal
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Posted - 2015.04.23 18:20:00 -
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Ahkhomi Cypher wrote:Banged my EXGF on sunday after i helped her mount a TV on the wall. Then i ate all of her Sour Skittles then went to a bbq at the park.
Mount.... Wall.... Tv??
Which one of these does not belong.
Actually, i kinda feel guilty for being disappointed in all the ways i misread that post to then realize.... I only misread it. 
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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KingBabar
The Rainbow Effect
2857
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Posted - 2015.04.23 18:48:00 -
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Ah I remember my first Fagina, I was 12 and she was 16, I enjoyed both minutes of it.
She didn't.
Spkr4theDead wrote:
Says the guy that was quitting the game because CCP were nerfing fused locus grenades.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.04.23 18:50:00 -
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KingBabar wrote:I enjoyed both minutes of it. "This is a race, and I'm gonna win!" - KingBabar
@Ripley_Riley
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1062
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Posted - 2015.04.23 19:14:00 -
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I remember my first time...
I was 18, she was 43...
It felt so right.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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1913 DfLo
ScReWeD uP InC
Smart Deploy
350
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Posted - 2015.04.23 19:37:00 -
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Who has the Bong? Also I call it P*ssy.
We're ScReWeD uP
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JIMvc2
Consolidated Dust
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:10:00 -
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As a college student Im still single and the best part is I dont have to deal with those stupid gf problems, dont have to spend money just by going to the mall, and the best part is more free time for me.
Right now Ive been busy with school work that I just dont play.
Been rejected 3 times in high school so I could careless if some chick liked me.
If I live alone, buy my own house, work, and enjoy life then so be it.
I dont have time to deal with bs things.
Everyone has his or her life so I dont bother to listen to his or her bitching.
Juet because she gave you her number, doesnt mean you can do whatever you want. Like getting laid because that will never happen.
If you dont trust yourself, arent responsible for your actions, and wern't educated in sex then donet even bother.
"Think before you do something stupid because karma will get you and trust me, you won't like it" President Obama
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! Die YOU SHADOW BEING IN THE DARK!!!
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
277
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:16:00 -
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oh god this thread is great, Where's the popcorn?
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1062
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:22:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:oh god this thread is great, Where's the popcorn?
Right here, sorry its a bit sticky.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
277
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:30:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:oh god this thread is great, Where's the popcorn? Right here, sorry its a bit sticky.
thanks.
*proceeds to eat happily*
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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byte modal
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:44:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:oh god this thread is great, Where's the popcorn? Right here, sorry its a bit sticky. thanks. *proceeds to eat happily*
It's a trap!!
Don't reach in and grab....
Too late 
kitten bacon taco (nom)
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1063
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:47:00 -
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byte modal wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:oh god this thread is great, Where's the popcorn? Right here, sorry its a bit sticky. thanks. *proceeds to eat happily* It's a trap!! Don't reach in and grab.... Too late
Quiet you!
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Bremen van Equis
Incorruptibles
396
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Posted - 2015.04.23 20:51:00 -
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OP finally gets up the nerve to call said phone number...
...ring
...ring
..."Thanks for choosing Domino's! Can I help you?"
EDIT:
Just read OP's post...
...I have achieved knucklehead.
Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
278
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Posted - 2015.04.24 00:52:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:byte modal wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:Jonny D Buelle wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:oh god this thread is great, Where's the popcorn? Right here, sorry its a bit sticky. thanks. *proceeds to eat happily* It's a trap!! Don't reach in and grab.... Too late Quiet you!
-several hours later-
been meaning to ask what's on this stuff?
kinda salty, but not like normal salt....
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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Sardonk Eternia
Tiny Universe
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Posted - 2015.04.24 01:08:00 -
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MINA Longstrike wrote:What exactly makes you think that random internet strangers care? Don't you have friends that you can talk to about this? I mean most people get laid at least once in their life and based on your post you still haven't actually done the deed yet.
Have fun though and remember - if you can't talk about birth control with your partner, you're probably not mature enough for sex.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
1065
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Posted - 2015.04.24 01:13:00 -
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Sned TheDead wrote:
-several hours later-
been meaning to ask what's on this stuff?
kinda salty, but not like normal salt....
Its a Buelle family secret.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
9635
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Posted - 2015.04.24 01:21:00 -
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Anyone in here want to achieve my junk?
@Ripley_Riley
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Sned TheDead
Failures inc.
278
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Posted - 2015.04.24 01:34:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Sned TheDead wrote:
-several hours later-
been meaning to ask what's on this stuff?
kinda salty, but not like normal salt....
Its a Buelle family secret.
ahh well, best to enjoy and not wonder what goes on behind closed doors.
Cleaning up the mess everyone leaves behind :)
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