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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.04.17 19:52:00 -
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I ate a hot pocket last night , it indeed was rather hot.. it oozed out when I first bit it , and hit the outside of my lip. I generally have a high tolerance to heat when I eat somehow..except when it touches my lip, wonder why..(not really) So here I am now , the next day with this big ass round burn on my lip lookin like a damn herpes outbreak or someshit.
That commercial is a lie, hot pockets will not get you the hot girl..
Instead they will think you are hot alright, hot and burned with da herpes!
TLDR; Hot pockets give herpes when hot, consume with caution |
Fizzer XCIV
Tal-Romon Legion
Amarr Empire
2902
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Posted - 2015.04.17 20:54:00 -
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Should have used a dental dam.
Home at Last <3
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Spademan
6300
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Posted - 2015.04.17 21:20:00 -
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Better than syphilis.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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sir RAVEN WING
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
3360
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Posted - 2015.04.17 23:04:00 -
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Better than syp...
Damn it Spade.
"Vengeance. Vengeance is the name of the monster that consumed me so long ago." - Sir Raven Wing
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Henrietta Unknown
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
1196
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Posted - 2015.04.18 06:02:00 -
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Yeah, that happens.
You can probably guess what condition I have.
Selling Items
Store - Code Bazaar
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MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
2596
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Posted - 2015.04.18 07:34:00 -
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I too read this reddit TIFU post. I give you no credit for attempting to plagiarize and appropriate an event that happened to someone else as though it happenec to you though.
http://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/30wlwg/tifu_i_ate_a_hot_pocket_and_now_my_girlfriend/
Surprising similarities in the story eh? aside from the pruning of references to a girlfriend.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
1141
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Posted - 2015.04.18 11:47:00 -
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lol, in all seriousness, I have never once seen that. I really got a damn cold sore , herpes resemblin , ****** up burn on my lip from a hot pocket. Clearly , the similkarity then is... hot pockets do indeed give herpes, no plagiarizing...backing up fact now lol |
MINA Longstrike
Kirjuun Heiian
2600
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Posted - 2015.04.18 22:55:00 -
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I'll admit it could be a coincidence, but I'm rather suspicious.
Hnolai ki tuul, ti sei oni a tiu. Kirjuun Heiian.
I have a few alts.
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soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
1292
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Posted - 2015.04.19 14:03:00 -
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I saw that hot pockets commercial with the hot girl. I instantly called bs on that one just like I called bs on the carls jr and hardees commercials. women who look like that, do not eat that crap. |
JIMvc2
Consolidated Dust
911
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Posted - 2015.04.19 22:46:00 -
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I never had never tried Hot Pockets in my Life lol. I'm being serious.
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! Die YOU SHADOW BEING IN THE DARK!!!
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TEBOW BAGGINS
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Posted - 2015.04.21 11:04:00 -
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Knightshade Belladonna wrote:
That commercial is a lie, hot pockets will not get you the hot girl..
i can confirm this.. i tried several different approaches with hot pocket in hand, my affections went mostly unreceived. |
soulreaper73
PFB Pink Fluffy Bunnies
1294
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Posted - 2015.04.21 12:22:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:Knightshade Belladonna wrote:
That commercial is a lie, hot pockets will not get you the hot girl..
i can confirm this.. i tried several different approaches with hot pocket in hand, my affections went mostly unreceived.
you need to lay off the hot pockets anyway, you have your training camp coming up to compete with the stud matt barkley for the honor of being the second clipboard holder on the eagles.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
983
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Posted - 2015.04.21 19:00:00 -
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Uncivilized masses! There are such things as knives and forks!
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Knightshade Belladonna
Mannar Focused Warfare
Gallente Federation
1158
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Posted - 2015.04.21 21:24:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Uncivilized masses! There are such things as knives and forks!
but... that would be too logical , civilized, and unmanly! |
DEATH THE KlD
Seven Kin of Purgatory
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Posted - 2015.04.23 18:00:00 -
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soulreaper73 wrote:I saw that hot pockets commercial with the hot girl. I instantly called bs on that one just like I called bs on the carls jr and hardees commercials. women who look like that, do not eat that crap.
You're right they eat something else =ƒÿë |
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