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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
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Posted - 2015.04.07 02:43:00 -
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Your character is stuck in a burning building, trapped between floors in an elevator with an expecting mother.
In the truest racial style, wha happn nex?
Dying to everything since open beta!
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
17997
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Posted - 2015.04.07 02:49:00 -
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Ask her for her denomination and brace myself to push her out of the elevator if I here she is Sani Sabik.
GÇ£That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.GÇ¥
-The Nameless City
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
3666
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Posted - 2015.04.07 02:50:00 -
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"Well, turns out the prices on 'daring rescue' just spiked."
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Eruditus 920
Nemo Malus Felix
1552
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Posted - 2015.04.07 02:51:00 -
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The man standing next to me says, "stand aside, I'm a doctor."
My Gal scout shotguns him in the back and says "sorry, it's just my nature."
"Stay gold, Ponyboy..."
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Awesome Pantaloons
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
885
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Posted - 2015.04.07 02:51:00 -
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Depends. If the expecting mother believes in God, I carefully tuck her against my chest and carve a path through the building after prying the doors open, tanking the flames and debris like a champ. After she pops that one out, I'll get to making plenty of little Pants.
Caldari or Gallente... eh... I might help the Caldari chick if she has a rep tool in her pocket. She's going to help me get out though.
If Minmama, I'll once again open the doors to the elevator, and then gently pick her up... by the feet, and proceed to beat the flames out with her squishy heathen body. All that extra fluid will help quench the flames.
I'm Awesome F*cking Pantaloons, and your d!ck is about to get caught in my zipper >:[
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John Psi
Vacuum Cleaner. LLC
Steel Balls Alliance
1509
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Posted - 2015.04.07 03:01:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:
In the truest racial style, wha happn nex?
scotty
Please support fair play!
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General12912
Gallente Marine Corps
242
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Posted - 2015.04.07 03:13:00 -
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As a Gallentean, I'd help her if she was Caldari, Amarr, Minmatar, or even Jovian, (preservation of life is what we are about). I'd grab her, jump out the window, and activate my inertia dampener. Good guys ftw! :P
Gallente-Fu Grand Master
Gallente Federation Patriot
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
17998
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Posted - 2015.04.07 03:41:00 -
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General12912 wrote:As a Gallentean, I'd help her if she was Caldari, Amarr, Minmatar, or even Jovian, (preservation of life is what we are about). I'd grab her, jump out the window, and activate my inertia dampener. Good guys ftw! :P
Bullshit. Go read yo ass some lore.
GÇ£That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And with strange aeons even death may die.GÇ¥
-The Nameless City
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gustavo acosta
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
1130
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Posted - 2015.04.07 03:43:00 -
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Anal I think...
GimmeDatSuhWeet isk
We found a new pope to teach shield users how to shield tank, all hail pope redblood the 6th
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
9175
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Posted - 2015.04.07 03:51:00 -
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Wait...
How did I get out of my merc quarters into an elevator?
And why would I trust using an elevator when the damn tram is still not operational?
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Llast 326
An Arkhos
7259
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Posted - 2015.04.07 03:58:00 -
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Toss down Uplink andGǪ
Call John Demonsbane or Cross
Only Logi' I can think of who could handle that kind of jobGǪ
MOAR Ladders
SpadeGǪ Remember your Warbarge
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Peter Hanther
Kottentale Solutions
91
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:00:00 -
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considering I am immortal and that Peter has at least some small amount of morals, I would probably try to help them out.
How can Kottentale Solutions help you?
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Roy Ventus
Axis of Chaos
1920
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:02:00 -
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"We don't want to burn that little bun in your oven..."
I would say without a single tingle of regret. Probably find a way to save her since I'll just die and respawn into a clone at a nearby hub while her and the little one can't.
"There once was a time when there wasn't a Roy Ventus and it wasn't much of a time at all."
http://royventus.tumblr.com
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1504
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:07:00 -
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"Wow, this sure is a whole big mess of not my problem. Good luck ma'am, and uh... congratulations. "
*commits suicide in public area*
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Moochie Cricket
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
1128
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:08:00 -
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https://m.youtube.com/?#/watch?v=CXmp1hLK0tY
FOR THE STATE
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
3271
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:08:00 -
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*Wraps her in duct tape
*Carries her out
*le me dies in process
*le me respawns
EDIT: Dammit Moochie!
Plasma Cannon :3
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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CommanderBolt
KILL-EM-QUICK
Rise Of Legion.
3310
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:18:00 -
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Being a Caldari merc, I carefully weigh up the pros and cons in terms of personal profit and what factors this might have on my glorious State. I quickly decide to whip out the forge gun and blast a hole in the wall to quickly escape the elevator and leave playing doctors to the Gallente.
Caldari have no emotion.
Vitantur Nothus wrote: Why hide a solution under frothy pile of derpa?
SCV Ready!
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Dovallis Martan JenusKoll
Osmon Surveillance
Caldari State
1238
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Posted - 2015.04.07 04:25:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Your character is stuck in a burning building, trapped between floors in an elevator with an expecting mother.
In the truest racial style, wha happn nex?
First, I'd realize that buildings are no longer built from flammable materials, then go scanning for a camera.
http://youtu.be/dtXupQg77SU
Dust to Dust
Remember the dream you had before the day you were born.
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sir RAVEN WING
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
3310
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Posted - 2015.04.07 05:22:00 -
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CommanderBolt wrote:Caldari have no emotion.
No, we feel.
Me:
I grab her, run out, help with whatever I can, and once it's all over I go back to see if my strongboxes are still locked.
Yep, they are. Damn it. 
"Vengeance. Vengeance is the name of the monster that consumed me so long ago." - Sir Raven Wing
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