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          Flint Beastgood III 
          GunFall Mobilization
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 18:59:00 -
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          Post your best noob quote from your local chat.
 
 AJ ALBARRAN wrote:stay off this d**k me 14/9  
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          TooMany Names AlreadyTaken 
          Going for the gold
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 19:02:00 -
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          "hola"
 Found my favorite DJ - ATB 
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          DERP33 
          Glitched Connection
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 20:25:00 -
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          va**na gobble | 
      
      
      
          
          DERP33 
          Glitched Connection
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 20:28:00 -
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          ^^ same guy comes on and says that everyday
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          Ahkhomi Cypher 
          Opus Arcana
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 20:32:00 -
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          Devin said "Hi" to me in local once. I felt soooo pretty. He didnt respond when i said Hi back but that's okay. He was probably busy being awesome or something.
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          Onesimus Tarsus 
          is-a-Corporation
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 21:29:00 -
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          I like it when they advertise "ethical" corps recruitment.
 KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff. 
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          TheD1CK 
          Dead Man's Game RUST415
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:01:00 -
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          Two Jobbers
  Thats all I can say, this crackhead has been in my Local since Beta.. He logs in, rants at everyone, abuses the commie eve pilots.. and starts fights with other mercs I had him in squad, way over a year ago.. he speaks in riddles and mad rambling.. Invited him a few months ago, and it seems he has not went looking for help yet  
  I never see him on Forums, which is a shame.. someone needs to fight the 'black suits'
  Does anyone else know this guy??
  He is my favorite person on Dust just for the occasional giggles he puts in my Local
 I'm that drunk homeless guy who won't leave.. 
...Change?? 
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          zDemoncake 
          Horizons' Edge
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:04:00 -
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          I don't recall his name, but he goes on about the illumanti, freemason, ROTHSCHILDS, tinfoil hats, aliens, and all the related subjects.
 CEO of Horizons' Edge's mercenary division 
My soul, your beats! 
Enemy to many; equal to none. 
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          Bremen van Equis 
          Incorruptibles
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:06:00 -
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          "Noobs"
  - GEORGE666
 Buckle up, boysGǪthis ramp leads to space. -Axe Cop 
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          TheD1CK 
          Dead Man's Game RUST415
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:06:00 -
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          zDemoncake wrote:I don't recall his name, but he goes on about the illumanti, freemason, ROTHSCHILDS, tinfoil hats, aliens, and all the related subjects.  
  LOL.. News just in.. Two Jobbers has alts in other Local chats.. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
 I'm that drunk homeless guy who won't leave.. 
...Change?? 
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          One Eyed King 
          Nos Nothi
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:12:00 -
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          I like to annoy Eve pilots.
  I ask what it is like outside of the merc quarters, but they tell me nothing...
 Former CEO of the Land of the BIind. 
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you. 
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          Project Carnifax 
          Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion.
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:20:00 -
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          "u suk kid u use jump hacks n speed hacks" -awesomejohn6354, after he saw me using myos and kincats with flaylocks. | 
      
      
      
          
          Jonny D Buelle 
          Mors Effera
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:23:00 -
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          Let's orgy this b*tch! - delthin spitor
 I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing... 
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          castba 
          Rogue Instincts Ashtar Federation
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 22:29:00 -
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          Can't replicate the conversation, but I had two Russian and three Asian having two separate conversations in the mystical block letters. (Yes, I know the blocks are because I can't display the characters)
  something something local something something something Aussie
 "When everything is OP, nothing is" - CCP Ratatti 
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          Flint Beastgood III 
          GunFall Mobilization
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 23:31:00 -
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          00:30, technically the next day, so I'll be on the lookout for a new NQotD.
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          tal mrak-thanl 
          Aethan Dor
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 23:37:00 -
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          TheD1CK wrote:Two JobbersThats all I can say, this crackhead has been in my Local since Beta.. He logs in, rants at everyone, abuses the commie eve pilots.. and starts fights with other mercs I had him in squad, way over a year ago.. he speaks in riddles and mad rambling.. Invited him a few months ago, and it seems he has not went looking for help yet   I never see him on Forums, which is a shame.. someone needs to fight the 'black suits' Does anyone else know this guy?? He is my favorite person on Dust just for the occasional giggles he puts in my Local   
 
  There is a special place in my heart for that crazy **** 2jobbers. I need to re-add bar fight channel. | 
      
      
      
          
          Joel II X 
          Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 23:42:00 -
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          Bremen van Equis wrote:"Noobs"
  - GEORGE666   Haven't seen that one in a while. Does he still play? | 
      
      
      
          
          danthrax martin 
          Butcher's Nails
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 23:43:00 -
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          "how did you get in MY chat? I don't want you people here!"  
 Suicidal A/V Moron 
Future Corporate Raider 
80+mil SP 
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          The Eristic 
          Dust 90210
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        Posted - 2015.04.04 23:49:00 -
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          "can ne1 give me isk? PLZ"
  Every single day. Occasionally en espa+¦ol.
 Reality is the original Rorschach. 
Verily! So much for all that. 
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          Operative 1174 Uuali 
          Y.A.M.A.H
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 00:05:00 -
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          zDemoncake wrote:I don't recall his name, but he goes on about the illumanti, freemason, ROTHSCHILDS, tinfoil hats, aliens, and all the related subjects.  
  Would the name be King Thunderbolt?
 Death is a serious businessGǪ So is running a shoddy, half-baked game company. 
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          STYLIE77 
          KILL-EM-QUICK Rise Of Legion.
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 00:34:00 -
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          Here is a great local experience.
  bruno monsieur:  s*** my ****
  Rooster Veno:  u suck bruno
  Darkest Panda: Bruno is a douche
  Sir HenryLongShaft: boners right now b***h 3rd time playing half herp a dolphin d*** feels like corn douch canoe inmy  room
  Darkest Panda: Amazing
  Celtic Nuke: G*YYYY
  MY ASSASIN CLONE: APPLY TO my corp
  MY ASSASIN CLONE: TODAY
  *edited to be somewhat safe for work
  Just a typical day in my local chat...
 http://caughtyouflinching.ytmnd.com/ 
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          Denchlad 7 
          Negative-Feedback.
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 02:47:00 -
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          "Dench voice in pc chat"
  -Lorelei Zee, who was in the same Corp as me at the time, and also in my local, who decided it would be easier to tell me this in local rather than corp, alliance, pub chat or pc chat.
  Oh, and cant forget this;
  "HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A NOOB" -Some noob who I checked had a character 25 minutes old and had the dreaded "xX Something CoD related Xx" PSN.
 "Dench stop hitting your head you Caldari pinball" - m621 zma 
Currently on Dust hiatus. 
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          Aero Yassavi 
          Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 03:38:00 -
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          So glad I requested a station transfer to a non-default system back when they asked that. My local is always calm and peaceful, only other Dust players there are my corp members and a few friends.
 Amarr are the good guys 
Join "PIE Ground Control" for secure Amarr FW syncing and orbital support 
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          RolyatDerTeufel 
          NOMAD.
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 03:49:00 -
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          Bremen van Equis wrote:"Noobs"
  - GEORGE666  
  WHERE WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS?
  That noob George has no room to speak till he mails me. that scrub...   
 LIVE on Royal.TV 
Transmission Holocron 
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          Flint Beastgood III 
          GunFall Mobilization
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 04:32:00 -
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          Aero Yassavi wrote:So glad I requested a station transfer to a non-default system back when they asked that. My local is always calm and peaceful, only other Dust players there are my corp members and a few friends.   
  Awww, I missed that.
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          Travis Stanush 
          GunFall Mobilization
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 04:39:00 -
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          RolyatDerTeufel wrote:Bremen van Equis wrote:"Noobs"
  - GEORGE666  WHERE WHERE DID YOU SEE THIS? That noob George has no room to speak till he mails me. that scrub...     
   GEORGE666 I miss how you kept the chat clear of the noob spam  
 No I will not show you where they touched me!!! 
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          LOOKMOM NOHANDS 
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 05:19:00 -
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          You guys have the good locals. 
 
  I don't get anything besides the occasional gf from pilots fighting or variances of can i haz isk. | 
      
      
      
          
          DRT 99 
          RAT PATROL INC.
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 07:41:00 -
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          there used to be someone in my local that just spammed song lyrics or some sh!t did that for hours on end.
  also theres me. ive called a few people morons but i dont usually sh!t up local chat. | 
      
      
      
          
          Foo Fighting 
          Sinq Laison Gendarmes Gallente Federation
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 09:26:00 -
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          "Be the logi of your dreams join medic corp today your clone needs one" - skfhd
  Not necessarily funny but a bit of nostalgia for my local - that guy spammed this message every half hour for nearly two years.  It almost burned itself onto my tv. | 
      
      
      
          
          Flint Beastgood III 
          GunFall Mobilization
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        Posted - 2015.04.05 12:35:00 -
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          Foo Fighting wrote:"Be the logi of your dreams join medic corp today your clone needs one" - skfhd
  Not necessarily funny but a bit of nostalgia for my local - that guy spammed this message every half hour for nearly two years.  It almost burned itself onto my tv.   
  I think he spammed every local, using alts.
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