This old lady decided she needs a new pet, because she is lonely, so she goes to the pet store. At the store she is looking at cats and dogs, and doesn't like anything she sees. On her way out she sees this big parrot. She starts talking to the parrot " Pauly want a cracker... and so on. The parrot stay quite. She says "stupid parrot". She turns around to leave and the parrot says " hey lady" the women says "yes" the parrot say "your ugly". The lady gets pissed and storms out.

The next day she decided to go back to see if the parrot would say the same thing to her. She goes up to the parrot trying to get it to talk to her, the parrot doesn't say anything. She turns around to walk out and the parrot says " hey lady" she says "yes" parrot says " your ugly". Now she is pissed she talks to the store manager and demands he get the parrot to quit saying that. The store manager says he will talk to the parrot she says she will be back in the morning.

Next morning she goes to the pet store walks right up to the parrot and says "WELL WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY NOW!". The parrot doesn't say anything. She says " that's what I thought ". She turns around to walk out and the parrot says " hey lady" she says "WHAT!" the parrot says "you know"

So there's a story about a hungry cat by the river... it sees a small sausage drift down the stream, the cat tries to reach but is reluctant to get wet so the sausage gets away.

Then a slightly large sausage comes down the stream, the cat is starving and tries even harder to reach the sausage but no luck.

Then finally a huge sausage comes down the stream, the cat is so hungry right and needs this. she reaches out for the sausage and ends up falling in!

The moral of the story?? The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pus.sy

All these people hate you so you should give it to me.

I always loved you.

They hate me too so it would be an epic troll.

rip dust

tell me a joke i have 24 billion to give

So there's a story about a hungry cat by the river... it sees a small sausage drift down the stream, the cat tries to reach but is reluctant to get wet so the sausage gets away.

Then a slightly large sausage comes down the stream, the cat is starving and tries even harder to reach the sausage but no luck.

Then finally a huge sausage comes down the stream, the cat is so hungry right and needs this. she reaches out for the sausage and ends up falling in!

The moral of the story?? The bigger the sausage, the wetter the pus.sy

i don't know either of you...

rip dust

tell me a joke i have 24 billion to give

A joke.....

What has 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 feet, 2 hands, 3 chickens, a dog, 2 donkeys, and a very large enchilada?

A joke.....

What has 2 legs, 2 arms, 2 feet, 2 hands, 3 chickens, a dog, 2 donkeys, and a very large enchilada?

rip dust

tell me a joke i have 24 billion to give

I swear i will use them to pay KEQ ringers, or if you prefer i will spawnkill my CEO in the next PC, the second one already happened

tell me a joke

tell me a joke

rip dust

tell me a joke i have 24 billion to give

rip dust

tell me a joke i have 24 billion to give

The Holocaust

i'm jewish

i'm jewish