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BLOOD Ruler
VOLKOV INDUSTRIES
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Posted - 2015.03.21 18:03:00 -
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((Seeing what would a scout skinny jokes would be))
Yo scout so skinny that the breeze kills him.
Yo scout so skinny that I melee him with my pinky and he died.
Yo scout so skinny I blank in his direction and he faints.
Yo scout so skinny that he falls from his own weight.
Yo scout so skinny that when he jumps... he breaks his legs. " Kickings SUCKS", said in whining pain
Yo scout so skinny that when he punches... he breaks his arm "Punching sucks, said while whining in pain"
Yo scout so skinny that he blows himself away while using the Plasma cannon.
Yo scout so skinny that he dies from a 1 milimeter fall.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
8732
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Posted - 2015.03.21 18:13:00 -
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These are too close to true. 
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Booby Tuesdays
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
1430
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Posted - 2015.03.21 18:18:00 -
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Yo Scout so skinny he don't need a cloak, he just turns sideways.
Half-Assed Forum Warrior / Half-Decent Commando / Damn Good Logi / Matari Loyalty 7
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Awesome Pantaloons
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
831
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Posted - 2015.03.21 18:26:00 -
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Yo scouts so skinny my sentinel uses them for nova knives.
You're all puppets, tangled in strings. I had strings, but now, I'm free. There are no strings on me.
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Khulmach
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.03.21 19:01:00 -
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Yo scout so skinny that when he falls from Mcc he dies even with inertia damp.
Yo scout so skinny that when he fires a small pistol he is blown away. |
PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy
Rise Of Legion.
771
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Posted - 2015.03.21 19:04:00 -
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Yo scout so skinny....Reserved.
Gassault Galogi Galsent
Open Beta Vet - 39 mil sp
Director of Corrosive Synergy
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Georgia Xavier
Y.A.M.A.H
104
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Posted - 2015.03.21 19:07:00 -
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Yo scout so skinny he flies by getting farted on by a heavy
How many amarr does it take to change a light bulb? none. The minmatar do it for them
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Archduke Ferd1nand
Nos Nothi
267
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Posted - 2015.03.21 19:47:00 -
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Yo heavy so fat he locked down 2 null cannons just by crouching.
BRB, looking for socks
Asslut Rifles OP, anal now
I shit shotgun shells and piss Remote Explosives
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
988
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Posted - 2015.03.21 20:01:00 -
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Yo scout so skinny it takes him 15 punches to take down a heavy...
Found my favorite DJ - ATB
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Lord Grievous
Eyniletti Rangers
Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.03.21 20:03:00 -
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Yo scout so skinny that when he crouches, he falls from bending.
Yo scout so skinny that for every step you take, you suicide from breaking a leg.
Yo scout so skinny that when he turns his ankles and back breaks.
Yo scout so skinny that when he jumps, he soars using the breezing wind. |
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