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DustJohn theBaptist
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:18:00 -
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It seems the first plague has ended as the land and water ran red with the blood of 5 million. But now, what is this I have been hearing???
It is upon us for the warnings were true and unheeded. The second plague is upon us. For we are being punished by frogs, FROGS!!!!
There they are dropping from the skies, like the rains in the time of Noah. They will destroy the land, leave no building, no structure unmounted. All will be defiled by these petulant creatures.
Yes, they are soft and squishy if one gets it under his foot, but beware in their ability to leap and spam splash damage.
In years past there was rumour, conjecture, a name given to those who toil in the dust; Dust Bunnies. But theses are not bunnies that have come forth from the depths of hell, they are Froggers.
Who will save the pubs from this plague, where are the graphs, the charts, the balance, has it been lost???
OH, Dust Messiah Rattati, I know you will do what is right, have you forsaken us? Only the charts and graphs will tell.
Praise be to Rattati!!! |
Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:19:00 -
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This was foretold in the scrolls.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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Leovarian L Lavitz
We Forgotten Few
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:21:00 -
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But Froggers are only going to be a thing for a couple of days as people minmax. They'll come to see that 1-2 myos on a well rounded fit will work the best for their mobility and survivability needs. They won't go extinct, but everyone will adapt and slaughter them from the air in moments.
Youtube: Dust 514 - You should Have Worn Proto
Dueling is my specialty
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Leadfoot10
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
3501
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:21:00 -
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Liked & would read again. Well done, sir. |
Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:21:00 -
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Shut your dirty mouth!
*jumps and shotguns you in da face* |
DustJohn theBaptist
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:22:00 -
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I hear the QQ of New Eden, and I know that the population has the temperament of a pestilent child.
Only time will tell, let the saviour correlate his graphs, and tabulate his stats.
He is the chosen one!! |
DustJohn theBaptist
Company of Marcher Lords
Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:23:00 -
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Joel II X wrote:Shut your dirty mouth!
*jumps and shotguns you in da face*
I do hope you are not Herod. |
VAHZZ
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Posted - 2015.03.12 18:27:00 -
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I told y'all a war was coming, one that'll shake DUST. But did y'all listen? No. Now I shall laugh at y'all while I bounce off over to my warbage. Eat it.
The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
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