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Clone D
Solo Zen
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Posted - 2015.03.12 00:45:00 -
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Tell me now, will you sleep tonight,
Whispered wishes and twinkling eyes?
It never crossed your mind growing up,
The wonder of a mysterious BPO module.
Now, in your thirties, nothing could be more pertinent.
Did you ever think it would come to this?
No. You were going to be a ninja, an astronaut, the president,
But that ship has sailed.
Tomorrow you will return to your office slot.
Between now and then, your failed effort at slumber will be
Dwindled away in silent excitement as you are teleported
To billowy cloud worlds of BPO modules
BPO modules
...
Your dream ... BPO ... module.
Good night, my friends.
If sleep escapes you, rest well in your visions.
And do not tell your wife. She will not understand your BPO module fantasy.
In fact don't tell anybody else. It will lower your social status.
Keep this one special secret inside.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
8291
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:07:00 -
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Spoilers: the BPO is a 'Zinc' Dream Enhancer.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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microwave UDIE
Incorruptibles
75
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:10:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Spoilers: the BPO is a 'Zinc' Dream Enhancer.
I just pissed myself.
Signature that says stuff.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
661
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:14:00 -
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In all seriousness, I have to sleep tonight despite my want. I got work early in the morning. However it comes out at 11pm my time so I could stay up until then.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Viktor Hadah Jr
Negative-Impact
Back and Forth
7397
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:22:00 -
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im to jaded to care anymore :(
CBM
EVE, Dust & Corp Services
Buying Dead & Inactive Corps
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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
3145
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:23:00 -
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I can sleep during an auto accident...
After it begins.
KDR matchmaking fixes everything but the stupid purple Quafe stuff.
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VAHZZ
859
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:51:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Spoilers: the BPO is a 'Zinc' Dream Enhancer.
Dam it Ripley, I just spit Dr Pepper everywhere.
The supreme art of war, is to subdue the enemy without fighting.
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Crimson ShieId
Sinq Laison Gendarmes
Gallente Federation
2118
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:07:00 -
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That moment when you realize you're fantasizing about a module in a free to play game...
Where did I go wrong in my life?
My Plasma Cannon says "Hello" to your face~
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
8314
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:07:00 -
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Crimson ShieId wrote:Where did I go wrong in my life? I blame Obama.
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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microwave UDIE
Incorruptibles
78
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:09:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:Where did I go wrong in my life? I blame Obama.
Who else?
Signature that says stuff.
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
8315
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:10:00 -
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microwave UDIE wrote:Who else? Biden
4 out of 5 dentists agree that orange is not a sound.
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CoochMaster Flex
Ahrendee Inc.
Negative-Feedback
61
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:11:00 -
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Clone D wrote:Tell me now, will you sleep tonight, Whispered wishes and twinkling eyes? It never crossed your mind growing up, The wonder of a mysterious BPO module. Now, in your thirties, nothing could be more pertinent. Did you ever think it would come to this? No. You were going to be a ninja, an astronaut, the president, But that ship has sailed. Tomorrow you will return to your office slot. Between now and then, your failed effort at slumber will be Dwindled away in silent excitement as you are teleported To billowy cloud worlds of BPO modules BPO modules ... Your dream ... BPO ... module. Good night, my friends. If sleep escapes you, rest well in your visions. And do not tell your wife. She will not understand your BPO module fantasy. In fact don't tell anybody else. It will lower your social status. Keep this one special secret inside. dafuq did I just read?! Lol
CONHU still lives on.
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Green Living
Gallente Gay Swag Club
1432
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:12:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:Crimson ShieId wrote:Where did I go wrong in my life? I blame Space Obama.
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
773
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:14:00 -
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How do you know i'm in my thirties?
You crystal ball gazing, tarot reading, bone tosssing, mushroom nibbling oracle.
Keep your voodoo mumbo jumbo out of my mind you....stahp....stahp....
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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SagaB
Krusual Covert Operators
Minmatar Republic
153
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:35:00 -
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VAHZZ wrote:Ripley Riley wrote:Spoilers: the BPO is a 'Zinc' Dream Enhancer. Dam it Ripley, I just spit Dr Pepper everywhere.
What a waste of DP |
Clone D
Solo Zen
1566
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Posted - 2015.03.12 03:05:00 -
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Have you prepared your inflatable pool and oil for the opening of the keys ritual? |
Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
1050
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Posted - 2015.03.12 03:25:00 -
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Clone D wrote:And do not tell your wife. She will not understand your BPO module fantasy. In fact don't tell anybody else. It will lower your social status. Keep this one special secret inside.
Oh how pitifully true....
I once tried to explain my fascination with dust to her but she just stared... She didn't realize I was such a nerd
I have one friend that shares my secret and he still is only marginally interested in the game due to his wife limiting his "gaming time"
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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