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BLOOD Ruler
N.O.V.A 514
1243
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Posted - 2015.03.11 21:43:00 -
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Post Below 
Don't be afraid to be too vivid.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
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FLAYLOCK Steve
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
475
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Posted - 2015.03.11 21:49:00 -
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BLOOD Ruler wrote:Post Below Don't be afraid to be too vivid.
I spawned in a glitch and died. I guess the up link was in a glitch and I spawned wrong and died. |
Sir Dukey
G0DS AM0NG MEN
General Tso's Alliance
1906
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Posted - 2015.03.11 21:51:00 -
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BLOOD Ruler wrote:Post Below Don't be afraid to be too vivid.
I am immortal...
Acquire Currency, Disregard Female Canis lupus familiaris
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BLOOD Ruler
N.O.V.A 514
1243
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Posted - 2015.03.11 21:54:00 -
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Sir Dukey wrote:BLOOD Ruler wrote:Post Below Don't be afraid to be too vivid. I am immortal...
But you have died,right?
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
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One Eyed King
Nos Nothi
8392
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Posted - 2015.03.11 21:56:00 -
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I have on several occasions spawned into the map, and fell continuously into an abyss which required me to commit suicide in order to actually play.
Former CEO of the Land of the BIind.
Any double entendre is unintended I assure you.
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Michael Epic
Horizons' Edge
631
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Posted - 2015.03.11 21:56:00 -
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Do you remember my post about the angry jihad jeep missile from your other thread? I've died countless times trying to perfect how to pull that off lol
Not jumping out soon enough and having the jeep land on me, jumping out too soon and the jeep running me over in mid air (have no idea how that even makes sense) and lots of other odd combinations to get the timing of it right lol
I loll myself pretty often doing stupid things with the LAV lol I try to jump, roll, drive in or fall off of anything I possibly can with the LAV haha
MY LAV is basically an ATV :)
Michael Epic's "EPIC" Proposal to his girlfriend :D
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BLOOD Ruler
N.O.V.A 514
1244
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:00:00 -
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Michael Epic wrote:Do you remember my post about the angry jihad jeep missile from your other thread? I've died countless times trying to perfect how to pull that off lol
Not jumping out soon enough and having the jeep land on me, jumping out too soon and the jeep running me over in mid air (have no idea how that even makes sense) and lots of other odd combinations to get the timing of it right lol
I loll myself pretty often doing stupid things with the LAV lol I try to jump, roll, drive in or fall off of anything I possibly can with the LAV haha
MY LAV is basically an ATV :)
Really?, Blimy, that hard.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol. I am the Assassin.
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True Adamance
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
17591
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:01:00 -
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Drove a Maddy of a very steep hill when I accidentally flipped it over entirely, and spent the next few minutes as AV rained down on me laughing uncontrollably.
"Hell he's even agreed with me in the past but insisted I'm still wrong. It's totes adorbs." Pokey Dravon on Spkr4thDead
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Diablo Gamekeeper
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
123
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:01:00 -
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Bolas landed on top of me :-|
"I think he just Assert Dominance all over my face."-Saxonmish
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DarthMcFizzle
D3ATH CARD
RUST415
200
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:03:00 -
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Boulder rim, in the underground area on alpha someone tossed a glitched uplink that caused us to spawn behind the walls. There was a small area to run around and eventually the whole team was there. Then we all jumped to our deaths at the planet's hollow core. 10/10 would mass suicide again. |
Sinboto Simmons
Dead Man's Game
RUST415
7926
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:04:00 -
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Fell through the ground, rdv dropped on my tank, hit by MCC missile, Rail gunned after jumping over an lav and knifing the driver...
Been around too long.
Sinboto - The True Blood Minja
Forum Warrior level 5 Prof 2
Born of the Brutor tribe
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
765
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:07:00 -
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I died to an ion pistol once...
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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Songs of Seraphim
Negative-Feedback.
348
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:07:00 -
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Spawned in an mCRU on a dropship.
As it counted to 0 and I "spawned" I was killed by an "MCC - Missle".
I wasn't even mad.
Caldari loyalist
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Kino Hermies
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
10
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:14:00 -
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Lets just say, tried some sweet dropship surfing that ended with me loosing a clone. Run over in mid air is actually kinda cool. |
Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
3564
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:18:00 -
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I spawned on a droplink floating in the air (you can make them with derpships and surfing), then roadkilled by a random RDV while falling.
Squishy scout went squish.
"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
647
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:23:00 -
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A few months ago me and my corp mates were f*cking around in militia tanks (Somas) with fuel injectors.
We had them pinned on their redline so they whipped out all sorts of AV. My mate starts backing up and I ram into him with my fuel injector active. I go flying through the air, and end up getting blown up by swarms mid air.
To this day we still fly tanks on a monthly basis.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Spademan
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
6059
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:23:00 -
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I once shot myself in the back with a plasma cannon.
What're you looking at me like that for? I'll shank you I will.
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Tread Loudly 2
Ametat Security
Amarr Empire
84
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:27:00 -
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Vehicles falling through the map at various locations on multiple occasions...
I Like Tanks, Nova Knives and MagSec SMG's.
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Henrietta Unknown
Corrosive Synergy
RISE of LEGION
879
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:32:00 -
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Wilhelm Klingspor wrote:I died to an ion pistol once...
There's actually a trick to the IP that makes it as lethal as a BP. And I'm not even a Gallente militant. 
Not a death, but certainly hilarious. A buddy DS pilot crashlands on the enemy homepoint, and I exit immediately in my Sentinel as he grounds the ship.
Reds looked up in the air and though "WTF?" as a fatty bounced up half the height to their MCC - to the point where "it" was soaring (falling with style?)
Can't wait for Myrofibs.
Please buff my Magsex. It doesn't hit hard enough...
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Thor Odinson42
Negative-Feedback.
Negative-Feedback
6228
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:36:00 -
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I died with 5 seconds left on the timer in the redline yesterday |
Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
649
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:38:00 -
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True Adamance wrote:Drove a Maddy of a very steep hill when I accidentally flipped it over entirely, and spent the next few minutes as AV rained down on me laughing uncontrollably.
Press X to flip Warthog.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Henchmen21
Planet Express LLC
1140
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Posted - 2015.03.11 22:54:00 -
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Accidentally pressed O when in my Incubus, amazingly enough it survived its crash landing. I win the race to it only to have it roll over and kill me.
/Faceplam
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Everything Dies
Not Another Dust Corporation
1273
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Posted - 2015.03.11 23:03:00 -
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I jumped out of the MCC...only to land in one of those glowing pools/pits that CCP likes to place directly underneath of you.
Mike Patton is the greatest singer in music. Proof
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G Felix
Terminus Defense Force
682
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Posted - 2015.03.11 23:06:00 -
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Jumped out of the MCC and as I neared the ground an RDV decloaked right in my face, I took substantial fall damage, then slid off of the RDV and continued to fall towards the ground, but didn't fall far enough to activate my inertia dampener and took just enough fall damage to kill me on impact. I hope the blueberry that called in the RDV enjoyed the show.
Dust can be frustrating. (Gò»°Gûí°)Gò»n+¦ Gö+GöüGö+)
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Sergeant Snuggles
INFAM0US
12
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Posted - 2015.03.12 00:03:00 -
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I once surfed on a friend's dropship to forge an enemy Python that continuously kept fleeing up to the flight ceiling. After an intense battle, drowned only by our inability to breathe as fits of laughter consumed us, I smacked the DS out of the sky like a disobedient prostitute before her pimp, but the pilot bailed. I figured we might as well finish him since the match was going to end.
Being the cool kid I was, I elected to remain on the roof as we casually descended, taking potshots at stragglers on the way to deliver the killing blow. I had my breach all charged up, when I heard a familar noise. I tried to jump in time, but it was too late. Our Incubus was in flames, and my body unable to move. We'd been hit by, we'd been struck by, a smooth RDV.
It ain't gonna suck itself
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Forced Death
Corrosive Synergy
RISE of LEGION
114
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Posted - 2015.03.12 00:05:00 -
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Milling around in a dropship, I am derping around with a Myron and then hit the ground. Boom
TritusX
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KILL3R H3LLH0UND
Nos Nothi
254
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Posted - 2015.03.12 00:07:00 -
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So last week right, I was jerking off whilst AFK in the MCC. I guess I must've bumped my controller because my guy fell outta the MMC and onto a friendly dropship. This dropship then went on top of our MCC, and I fell off of the DS onto the MCC. About 2-3 minutes later, my guy died an unexpected death: The enemy MCC's missile killed me and my Frame's ck.0 :/
/endVividDeathScene
Ex-Master Scout Trainer, been falling in love with my Minja again.
I <3 my Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
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Forced Death
Corrosive Synergy
RISE of LEGION
115
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Posted - 2015.03.12 00:20:00 -
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KILL3R H3LLH0UND wrote:So last week right, I was jerking off whilst AFK in the MCC. I guess I must've bumped my controller because my guy fell outta the MMC and onto a friendly dropship. This dropship then went on top of our MCC, and I fell off of the DS onto the MCC. About 2-3 minutes later, my guy died an unexpected death: The enemy MCC's missile killed me and my Frame's ck.0 :/
/endVividDeathScene
Why were ya jerkn off near yo controller
TritusX
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Genral69 death
Random Gunz
RISE of LEGION
106
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Posted - 2015.03.12 00:29:00 -
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I have died countless times in battle due to error glitch's and utter stupid blueberry's, here are some examples
Spawn and die due to a uplink being in a acid pit
Having a flux granade kill me
Having an Av granade kill me (whilste on foot)
Lav's doing jumps just over me and apparently he died me
Being killed by a practical accelerator on a tank and it shows in the kill feed I was killed by a crw scrabler rifle
Spawned in a wall and had to kill myself
Spawned in a box where there's only one window and people can shot in but not out
Being stuck in a rock and cannot get out
Having a core locus granade bounce of a blue berry as he push's past and kill you
Re's under uplinks must be my favorite by far
Those are just some of the ways I have died over the past 2 weeks |
Ralden Caster
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
142
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:03:00 -
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I was crushed by a falling installation while piloting my tank.
The Gallente assault's eyes look like glowing gun barrels.
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Lynn Beck
Delta Vanguard 6
2382
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Posted - 2015.03.12 01:40:00 -
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spawning on an uplink only to suddenly be falling from under the MCC...in a Minja, then landing before the dampener effect option comes up, dealing more than 207 HP worth in damage....
General John Ripper
-BAM! I'm Emeril Lagasse.
This message was approved by the 'Nobody Loved You' Foundation'
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LUGMOS
Corrosive Synergy
RISE of LEGION
2674
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:14:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:I was crushed by a falling installation while piloting my tank.
I witnessed a blue get squashed by a turret right in front of me...
I had to think about what happened for a bit.
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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Wilhelm Klingspor
DUST University
Ivy League
773
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:15:00 -
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Ralden Caster wrote:I was crushed by a falling installation while piloting my tank.
you,
get a medal.
GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ DON'T PANIC GûæGûæGûæGûæGûæGûæ
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Kain Spero
Negative-Feedback.
4687
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:19:00 -
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Getting hot dropped out of a dropship to ambush a tank with a forge gun only to be hit by a missile from the enemy MCC.
Owner of Spero Escrow Services
Follow @KainSpero for Dust and Legion news
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Awesome Pantaloons
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
793
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:28:00 -
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I had an out of body experience once. I got rezzed after the reds were dead but my body got glitched. I was able to walk around the entire map, even in the red line, but couldn't interact with anything because my body was left where my friend needled me. I eventually died to an RE on my body, finally reconnecting my spirit with my flesh.
Also, I once fell about 1000m below the map. I've seen some things, man... and some stuff...
Once I jumped out of a rolling LAV and got catapulted far into the redline and died.
The most common lately has been against scrambler rifle users. They seem to be able to shoot just after dying, which often ends up killing me as well.
I don't remember the poor bastard's name, but I'll speak for him. I once drove a tank off a tower, which collided in midair with a dropship, instantly dropping both to 0 HP. We both bailed. My heavy tanked the explosion, his clone did not. You never see that A-Team flying tank coming, bruh.
You're all puppets, tangled in strings. I had strings, but now, I'm free. There are no strings on me.
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Ralden Caster
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
147
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:34:00 -
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Back in the beta, I spawned in on an uplink just in time to be crushed by an LAV being dropped off.
"Death by Carbonation"
-Quafe weapons
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Sgt Kirk
Fatal Absolution
Negative-Feedback
9839
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:35:00 -
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I called in a Dropship and the RDV burrowed it's way from the ground somehow.
The dropship was still attached to the RDV and I thought it was clear to get in.
Nope, the second I pressed circle I blew up. Dropship, RDV and all.
GG CCP.
As long as 4/5 (80%) of infantry AV weapons are Anti Armor based you're never going to achieve vehicle balance CCP
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
666
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:38:00 -
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Sgt Kirk wrote:I called in a Dropship and the RDV burrowed it's way from the ground somehow.
The dropship was still attached to the RDV and I thought it was clear to get in.
Nope, the second I pressed circle I blew up. Dropship, RDV and all.
GG CCP.
Drunk RDV Pilots Confirmed.
I find your lack of heaviness... disturbing...
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Ralden Caster
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
147
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:38:00 -
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I was fighting an enemy tank when I somehow got stuck in it. Best part was he couldn't actually hit me with his turret; I killed myself with a forge gun trying to take him on while merged.
"Death by Carbonation"
-Quafe weapons
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Ralden Caster
KILL-EM-QUICK
RISE of LEGION
147
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Posted - 2015.03.12 02:39:00 -
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Most embarrassing of all, I was once killed by a parked LAV.
CCP, why have you forsaken me?
"Death by Carbonation"
-Quafe weapons
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