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Posted - 2015.02.22 00:18:00 -
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Devin has just killed Thunder and Kirk. Skel recently found the REs. Harry has just spoken with Z and GHL. Big D is on his way to pick up the F.A.gs left on the planet. Devin and Skel show up at the communications facility.
Skel: Where's that fgt Thunder?
Devin: He didn't make it. Kirk is dead, though.
Harry: Thunder is dead? I wanted to gape him some more.
Devin: Did you really gape him?
Harry: I'll never tell.
Big D arrives in his ADS.
Devin: What's up, Big D?
Big D: You guys sound especially white today. Well, get in.
They arrive back at their ship where GHL, Z, and Silly are waiting.
Harry: Z!
Z: Not now, Harry.
Skel: Fgts...
Devin: Z, you actually got off of density?
Z: Yeah, I have one last mission for you guys. I thought I would give it to you in person.
GHL: You can't be serious. That's why you came here? We've lost so many men for these REs. If we keep going like this, none of us will survive.
Z: Look, I already killed Kaisar and Himiko because they wanted to betray me. Don't make me kill you, too.
GHL: You killed them? Why?
Z: I just told you. They wanted to betray me.
GHL: I'm not trying to betray you. I'm just--
Z: Look, your team got me the REs, so I don't really want to kill you. Just do this last mission and you can retire.
GHL: Fine. What do we have to do?
Z: All I need you to do is deliver the REs to an outpost on Aeditide. There won't be any jamming of our communications, so, once you get to the planet, I will give you directions and further instructions.
Silly: Yeah, do just what we say and everything will go smoothly.
Devin: Are you not going?
Silly: Uh, I...
Z: No, he's staying here. I'm going to need his help manning the communications. I will need one more, too. How about Harry?
Devin: Yes, please keep him here. He would just get us all killed if he came.
Skel: Yeah, he's a huge fgt, he should stay here.
Harry: Yay!
Z: Okay, get going.
After reaching Aeditide, Devin, Skel, and GHL get in Big D's ADS and head down to the surface of the planet. They land and Devin, Skel, and GHL get out.
GHL: See you in a bit.
Big D: Still white. I'm out.
Big D takes his ADS back to the ship.
Z: Thank you for your service, Big D.
Big D: Why--
Z kills Big D.
Silly: Z, I just want to say thank you again for letting me live.
Z: You know, Silly, I really don't have a use for you anymore. In fact, I'm not sure I ever did.
Silly: Wait--
Z kills Silly, too.
Z: Harry, give me just a little bit of time to tell them what to do, then we can gape to our hearts content.
Harry: But I need you now!
Z: I know. It won't be long.
Harry: Okay, but you'd better gape extra hard.
Z: Oh, I will.
Z calls the F.A.gs on the ground.
Z: Alright, there should be a building within sight. Go there and then call me back.
GHL: Got it.
The call disconnects.
GHL: Guys, I don't think we should listen to him, he is responsible for the deaths of so many of our friends. Why should he get what he wants.
Devin: All we have to do is take the REs right over there and then maybe do one other thing, then we are done. I can finally go back to mindlessly slaughtering every Minmatar alive and you two can go back to doing whatever it is you do.
Skel: Fgt, what do you call what you have been doing?
Devin: Working.
GHL: Listen, I assume we are meeting a contact of Z's in that building who is going to buy the REs. How about we just collect the money and leave in Big D's ADS. We can just split the money four ways and go our separate ways.
Devin: Fine, let's go, then.
They arrive at the building and Skel has disappeared.
GHL: How does he do that?
Devin: No idea. I guess we should call Z.
They call Z.
Z: Are you at the building?
GHL: Yes.
Z: Go inside.
They go inside the building. There is nobody inside. There is, however, a huge machine.
Z: Okay, I need you to put the REs in the appropriate slot. You should be able to see where they go.
Harry: Did I hear slot?
Z: Hang on, Harry.
Devin: Okay, they're in. Now what.
Z: All you need to do is push that big, red button on the wall. Then you're done.
GHL: What's going to happen when we push the button?
Z: It doesn't matter. Just do it.
GHL: No, it does matter. Tell us.
Z: Okay, if you must know, it will detonate the REs and the machine will amplify their power to destroy all of Molden Heath.
GHL: Why would you tell us that. There's no way we're going to do it now.
Devin: Yeah, you would die, too.
Z: No I won't. I had you guys land somewhere where you would have to walk for enough time for me to get out of Molden Heath. Now, I can finally forget about all of the stuff I have been stuck with for the last two years since Molden Heath will be gone. I can spend the rest of my days gaping Harry and playing density.
GHL: Are you ****ing stupid? We just told you there is no way we are detonating the REs.
Z: Well, yes, I am ****ing stupid. That would be Harry.
Harry: Aww, I feel the same way.
Z: Thanks for everything, you ****ing F.A.gs.
Devin: Go **** yourself, Z.
Z: I've got Harry for that. Oh, and Devin...
Devin: What?
Z: That planet is full of Minmatar.
Devin: Hell, yeah.
GHL: Don't--
Devin activates the REs.
Z: Well, now that that's all taken care of, gape my anus.
Harry: Is he going to watch, or...?
Z turns around and sees Skel.
Z: You survived? I mean, how did you get here? I mean, you're alive!
Skel: Fgts.
Skel wastes Z and Harry.
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