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Pure Cherubimon wrote:

vlad stoich wrote:

tal mrak-thanl wrote:

So I deploy into the map with the bridge socket and decide to play with my BR saga for once. I zip over to the red side of the bridge, roadkill a guy, park the lav and start unleashing rockets into the horde. It was glorious, I blew up a Gorgon (for no points, wth?) and wasted four assaults and a heavy, popped two uplinks, all in the space of a minute.

The Blues all surge over the bridge with no resistance and I'm lobbing rockets at that rock outcrop, when here comes a lone blueberry, running straight for my lav. The first thing I think as he jumps in the driver seat is "oh great, this turd is prolly going to drive my lav into the redline and die". But you know what, I stayed in the turret because maybe, just maybe this guy was going to drive us to a better firing position, maybe run over a few reds first.

Nope, the ****bird blue drive us right into the redline and dies. ****bird blueberry, I hate you.

HAHAHAHAHAH classic. You saw it coming and still let it happen. Who is too blame?

Good story telling.

If it wasn't for the blueberry in the first place, he would've kept his LAV. Not at all his fault.

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tal mrak-thanl Aethan Dor 114	Posted - 2015.02.17 17:23:00 - [1] - Quote So I deploy into the map with the bridge socket and decide to play with my BR saga for once. I zip over to the red side of the bridge, roadkill a guy, park the lav and start unleashing rockets into the horde. It was glorious, I blew up a Gorgon (for no points, wth?) and wasted four assaults and a heavy, popped two uplinks, all in the space of a minute. The Blues all surge over the bridge with no resistance and I'm lobbing rockets at that rock outcrop, when here comes a lone blueberry, running straight for my lav. The first thing I think as he jumps in the driver seat is "oh great, this turd is prolly going to drive my lav into the redline and die". But you know what, I stayed in the turret because maybe, just maybe this guy was going to drive us to a better firing position, maybe run over a few reds first. Nope, the **bird blue drive us right into the redline and dies. **bird blueberry, I hate you.
vlad stoich Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback 368	Posted - 2015.02.17 17:27:00 - [2] - Quote tal mrak-thanl wrote: So I deploy into the map with the bridge socket and decide to play with my BR saga for once. I zip over to the red side of the bridge, roadkill a guy, park the lav and start unleashing rockets into the horde. It was glorious, I blew up a Gorgon (for no points, wth?) and wasted four assaults and a heavy, popped two uplinks, all in the space of a minute. The Blues all surge over the bridge with no resistance and I'm lobbing rockets at that rock outcrop, when here comes a lone blueberry, running straight for my lav. The first thing I think as he jumps in the driver seat is "oh great, this turd is prolly going to drive my lav into the redline and die". But you know what, I stayed in the turret because maybe, just maybe this guy was going to drive us to a better firing position, maybe run over a few reds first. Nope, the **bird blue drive us right into the redline and dies. **bird blueberry, I hate you. HAHAHAHAHAH classic. You saw it coming and still let it happen. Who is too blame? Good story telling.
Pure Cherubimon Incorruptibles 9	Posted - 2015.02.17 17:31:00 - [3] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: tal mrak-thanl wrote: So I deploy into the map with the bridge socket and decide to play with my BR saga for once. I zip over to the red side of the bridge, roadkill a guy, park the lav and start unleashing rockets into the horde. It was glorious, I blew up a Gorgon (for no points, wth?) and wasted four assaults and a heavy, popped two uplinks, all in the space of a minute. The Blues all surge over the bridge with no resistance and I'm lobbing rockets at that rock outcrop, when here comes a lone blueberry, running straight for my lav. The first thing I think as he jumps in the driver seat is "oh great, this turd is prolly going to drive my lav into the redline and die". But you know what, I stayed in the turret because maybe, just maybe this guy was going to drive us to a better firing position, maybe run over a few reds first. Nope, the **bird blue drive us right into the redline and dies. **bird blueberry, I hate you. HAHAHAHAHAH classic. You saw it coming and still let it happen. Who is too blame? Good story telling. If it wasn't for the blueberry in the first place, he would've kept his LAV. Not at all his fault.
vlad stoich Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback 369	Posted - 2015.02.17 17:44:00 - [4] - Quote Pure Cherubimon wrote: vlad stoich wrote: tal mrak-thanl wrote: So I deploy into the map with the bridge socket and decide to play with my BR saga for once. I zip over to the red side of the bridge, roadkill a guy, park the lav and start unleashing rockets into the horde. It was glorious, I blew up a Gorgon (for no points, wth?) and wasted four assaults and a heavy, popped two uplinks, all in the space of a minute. The Blues all surge over the bridge with no resistance and I'm lobbing rockets at that rock outcrop, when here comes a lone blueberry, running straight for my lav. The first thing I think as he jumps in the driver seat is "oh great, this turd is prolly going to drive my lav into the redline and die". But you know what, I stayed in the turret because maybe, just maybe this guy was going to drive us to a better firing position, maybe run over a few reds first. Nope, the **bird blue drive us right into the redline and dies. **bird blueberry, I hate you. HAHAHAHAHAH classic. You saw it coming and still let it happen. Who is too blame? Good story telling. If it wasn't for the blueberry in the first place, he would've kept his LAV. Not at all his fault. He saw the blueberry running for his LAV. Straight for it. We all know how BB's are. You can only trust them to be dumb and wreckless. He should have switched seats and took off. To the OP: Do you have an LAV BPO? Is that blood raiders saga a BPO?
Xocoyol Zaraoul Superior Genetics 3312	Posted - 2015.02.17 17:53:00 - [5] - Quote WHAT A GREAT EXAMPLE OF WHY VEHICLES LOCKS ARE DUMB, AMIRIT?! "You see those red dots over there? Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
tal mrak-thanl Aethan Dor 115	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:17:00 - [6] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: Do you have an LAV BPO? Is that blood raiders saga a BPO? Yeah, I bought a Veterans pack when they were on sale. I definitely should have switched seats and taken off, I knew what was about to go down. Even if the lav werent a bpo, even if it had been fitted with proto modules and launcher, I wouldn't be very upset with the loss of isk, seeing as I could have prevented the event. See, it was the moment that was taken from me, that moment was priceless.
vlad stoich Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback 371	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:53:00 - [7] - Quote tal mrak-thanl wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Do you have an LAV BPO? Is that blood raiders saga a BPO? Yeah, I bought a Veterans pack when they were on sale. I definitely should have switched seats and taken off, I knew what was about to go down. Even if the lav werent a bpo, even if it had been fitted with proto modules and launcher, I wouldn't be very upset with the loss of isk, seeing as I could have prevented the event. See, it was the moment that was taken from me, that moment was priceless. Well atleast it was a BPO. I was gonna say when player trade opens I have a BPO Saga to give you for such a good story. ButI guess you have that covered. I have a couple LAV BPO's Next Drum it more ,,,make more drama, more explosions. People like explosions.
Joel II X Bacon with a bottle of Quafe 6236	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:59:00 - [8] - Quote Lulz talk about riding dirty...
Jack Boost Zarena Family 656	Posted - 2015.02.17 20:30:00 - [9] - Quote But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? Not much time left...
vlad stoich Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback 372	Posted - 2015.02.17 20:36:00 - [10] - Quote Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls.

4lbert Wesker WESKER S.T.A.R.S 104	Posted - 2015.02.17 21:08:00 - [11] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls. Agreed.The only thing I do in GTA 4 is killing cops and civilians for fun.That fun lasts 1 hour(maybe less) and that game gets unistall.That game is for kids and frustrated people who will kill everyone in the game and quit...I want Witcher 3/S.T.A.L.K.E.R.2/Fallout 4/Half Life 3 to be released in the end of March,not this GTA 5 piece of ****... Public skirmish = camping games
4lbert Wesker WESKER S.T.A.R.S 104	Posted - 2015.02.17 21:09:00 - [12] - Quote double post,sorry Public skirmish = camping games
Yeeeuuuupppp Random Gunz 839	Posted - 2015.02.18 02:19:00 - [13] - Quote They used to do that to me with incubus' that costed 600k a fit when i got out to drop orbitals. New berries are cun.ts, i hate them. They're the biggest trolls because of their lack of knowledge. *Sheeba Sheeba* PSN: GMANCASH "I played Dust so long i grew a f--king afro"
DeadlyAztec11 Ostrakon Agency 7513	Posted - 2015.02.18 02:52:00 - [14] - Quote Based on the title I thought this was about me. Gentlemen. Put your flags up in the sky. And wave them side to side. Show the world where you're from. Show the world we are one.
Droopy Bawlz myrtle beach leap frogz 444	Posted - 2015.05.18 03:47:00 - [15] - Quote tal mrak-thanl wrote: So I deploy into the map with the bridge socket and decide to play with my BR saga for once. I zip over to the red side of the bridge, roadkill a guy, park the lav and start unleashing rockets into the horde. It was glorious, I blew up a Gorgon (for no points, wth?) and wasted four assaults and a heavy, popped two uplinks, all in the space of a minute. The Blues all surge over the bridge with no resistance and I'm lobbing rockets at that rock outcrop, when here comes a lone blueberry, running straight for my lav. The first thing I think as he jumps in the driver seat is "oh great, this turd is prolly going to drive my lav into the redline and die". But you know what, I stayed in the turret because maybe, just maybe this guy was going to drive us to a better firing position, maybe run over a few reds first. Nope, the **bird blue drives us right into the redline and dies. **bird blueberry, I hate you. What a great story that was. I remember reading this thread the first time (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
VAHZZ 2181	Posted - 2015.05.18 03:58:00 - [16] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls. I hate GTA and CoD Gò¦(pé£-öpé£)Gò» King of trolls, long live the spazz.
Supernus Gigas The Cooked Goose Coalition 1284	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:04:00 - [17] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls. Yeah, and Dust attracts only humanity's best. Get over yourself. There are shitheads in every online community. There are decent people in every online community. *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVING CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
Henchmen21 Planet Express LLC 1312	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:14:00 - [18] - Quote l like to take out my LAV and put the rail gun to good use, at least until a BB comes along and goes full on tard behind the wheel. Acquisition is terrible, matchmaking is terrible, your game is still riddled with bugs, you should feel bad.
Droopy Bawlz myrtle beach leap frogz 444	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:15:00 - [19] - Quote Supernus Gigas wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls. Yeah, and Dust attracts only humanity's best. Get over yourself. There are shitheads in every online community. There are decent people in every online community. Thank you sh!thead. I guess you validated your own point (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
Scheneighnay McBob And the ButtPirates 6656	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:20:00 - [20] - Quote I had a super fun time with a dumbass redberry once. Spent almost the entire match in a cycle of destroying their militia HAVs. They called a blaster HAV in; I killed them and stole it, then killed them a few times with it. They called in a rail HAV, I killed them and blew it up with their other HAV. I drove the blaster HAV in the redline, and sprinted out (I was in a scout suit) They called in another HAV, I killed them and stole that one as well, and killed them once or twice with it. I drove that into the redline as well. Then I noticed my team was getting thrashed in the real battle, so I killed them, hacked the CRU they kept respawning from, and went on my merry way. Ofc, we lost before I could attempt to do anything about it. Some details can be ignored

Supernus Gigas The Cooked Goose Coalition 1285	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:25:00 - [21] - Quote Droopy Bawlz wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls. Yeah, and Dust attracts only humanity's best. Get over yourself. There are shitheads in every online community. There are decent people in every online community. Thank you sh!thead. I guess you validated your own point I'm not the one slinging insults at people. I'm just saying it's short sighted to generalize an entire playerbase, or even an entire group of people in general. Sweeping generalizations are something I see a lot of and it's one of the things that just really bugs me. *FIRE UP THE HEAVY MEAT GRINDER! WE'RE HAVING CLONE BURGERS TONIGHT, BOYS!*
Droopy Bawlz myrtle beach leap frogz 448	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:50:00 - [22] - Quote Supernus Gigas wrote: Droopy Bawlz wrote: Supernus Gigas wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Jack Boost wrote: But... most of you console players , love GTA... why you blame now? I hate GTA. It seems to attract all of the 8 yr olds, racists, imbreds, gang banger wannabes, and not to forget trolls. Yeah, and Dust attracts only humanity's best. Get over yourself. There are shitheads in every online community. There are decent people in every online community. Thank you sh!thead. I guess you validated your own point I'm not the one slinging insults at people. I'm just saying it's short sighted to generalize an entire playerbase, or even an entire group of people in general. Sweeping generalizations are something I see a lot of and it's one of the things that just really bugs me. Telling someone to get over their self is an insult. You just spew sh!t from your mouth and don't even realize it. You have been necro'd. Look at the date. (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee925OTFBCA
Scheneighnay McBob And the ButtPirates 6658	Posted - 2015.05.18 04:57:00 - [23] - Quote tal mrak-thanl wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Do you have an LAV BPO? Is that blood raiders saga a BPO? Yeah, I bought a Veterans pack when they were on sale. I definitely should have switched seats and taken off, I knew what was about to go down. Even if the lav werent a bpo, even if it had been fitted with proto modules and launcher, I wouldn't be very upset with the loss of isk, seeing as I could have prevented the event. See, it was the moment that was taken from me, that moment was priceless. Ah, that explains it. LAV BPOs are like apex suits. Everyone hates them. Some details can be ignored
tal mrak-thanl Corrosive Synergy Rise Of Legion. 1251	Posted - 2015.05.18 06:36:00 - [24] - Quote Similar thing happened yesterday. Deploy at ground spawn and call in a grimensnes, load the squad up and decide to wait for that one blueberry, coz I'm a nice guy. Slam on the afterburner and land next to the nullcannon in no time (coz I'm l33t AF), turret strategically oriented toward the red spawn. I tell the squad to get out and I switch to my turret. Sure enough, there's a red gorgon soaring in, packed with redturds. 3/4 of the way through my rail clip he's smoking. Hes got two shots left in him at best, and I'm salivating for that 325 wp, when all of a sudden my freaking dropship takes off, and immediately flips over. I bailed in time, look at the top right corner -******** blueberry suicide-. Then, of course, the red gorgon crash lands and spews out 3 fatties and two assaults. God help you newbies, y'all are all sorts of special. "Flush them out? We sure will mate, flush em down the toilet like the turds they are."-- Eros Adonai, pushing the SD.
JIMvc2 Consolidated Dust 1104	Posted - 2015.05.18 07:30:00 - [25] - Quote The OP is good. No whining but I like it when he went from :D to pissed off D: XD hahah (Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ. LASERS BTCH!!!!!! Die YOU SHADOW BEING IN THE DARK!!!


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