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vlad stoich wrote:

jane stalin wrote:

These are the conversations you would here on the microphone if
forum warriors played dust

Normal_player:
"Need ammo at A"

I_always_say_get_gud:
"Get gud, be more accurate with
your shots, bring hives and use supply depots that is what they are for."

normal_player:
"NEED AMMO AT A!"

Grammar_nazi:"
That is a sentence fragment,
you should either say 'I need ammo at objective A' or "Do players at objective A you want ammo?"

normal_player:
" great, I am dead now from the tone of my voice you know
I wanted a Hive I was not offering a hive"

Grammar_nazi:
" I already make the world less horrible by preventing crimes
against grammar, you cannot expect me do actually do something useful like
dropping hives"

I_always_say_get_gud:
"any request makes you a big wuss so I had to point that it out, Hives are your own problem"

Normal_player:
"Both of you are really pathethic"

Grammar_nazi and I_always_say_get_gud:
"We are not pathetic we are totally awesome since you deny it
you must be a jealous troll"

You obviously no thing about which to you speak about.

Anime Empire could make a P0rn producer blush with some of the convo's in there. And Anime is full of warriors, battle and forums.

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True Adamance Praetoriani Classiarii Templares Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris 17170	Posted - 2015.02.17 09:12:00 - [31] - Quote I am a god awful infantryman..... arguably I'm also a god awful tanker these days.... honestly the only think horrible about playing Dust is the occasional butchery of the things I love (aka Amarrian content) and trying to fire a Large Blaster...... because seriously in a universe where humanity has fled to the stars people just cannot fire a projectile accurately from a tank barrel past 50m...... "This is the Usumgal boy, the exalted dragon, wreathed in the fires of heaven. He is a true symbol of God's majesty."
We are 138 TRUE TEA BAGGERS 747	Posted - 2015.02.17 09:18:00 - [32] - Quote I'm mostly terrible at both the game and the forums, doesn't stop me though. I don't think I'm on any level where any one would target me specifically over any one else. Hello? any one there?
P14GU3 Savage Bullet 1243	Posted - 2015.02.17 10:35:00 - [33] - Quote What its like when jane stalin is on your team... forum warrior : "I need ammo at A!" Jane stalin : spins in MCC accruing 0 deaths/0 kills/0 WP 'Sault AK.0 - Logi AK.0 - Logi GK.0 - Scout GK.0 - 'Mando MK.0 - Masshole in every sense of the word.
jane stalin Ametat Security Amarr Empire 161	Posted - 2015.02.17 11:17:00 - [34] - Quote P14GU3 wrote: What its like when jane stalin is on your team... forum warrior : "I need ammo at A!" Jane stalin : spins in MCC accruing 0 deaths/0 kills/0 WP why make me proud of the fact I used to AFK?
PARKOUR PRACTIONER Nos Nothi 2551	Posted - 2015.02.17 11:35:00 - [35] - Quote Sgt Kirk wrote: Being a forum warrior and an active dust player sucks. Usually everyone ends up wanting to kill you. "Oh, there's an almost dead Logi with a near dead Heavy. Ignore both of them and focus fire on Kirk!" Seriously. Needs more bob & weave skills. Recon is an Art Scout since 1.4 (poorly) IMHO GK.0 & MK.0 Roden & Kaalakiota AC-1 LTT/B
hold that Capital Acquisitions LLC Bad Intention 634	Posted - 2015.02.17 11:47:00 - [36] - Quote Normal Player: Need ammo at A Forum Warrior: I only run uplinks and militia needles Normal Player: GG guys, that was awesome Forum Warrior: Fuk off proto scrub, even though i came in at the bottom of the end game rankings, don't you even care about NPE?
Ripley Riley Incorruptibles 7798	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:01:00 - [37] - Quote Would rather squad with the two "antagonists". They seem more fun than that normal player. What a twatscab. "You don't want McSyphilis. Don't nobody want McSyphilis." - One Eyed King
Heimdallr69 Negative-Feedback. Negative-Feedback 4657	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:06:00 - [38] - Quote Assuming I'm playing and not watching anime at the same time. Fix your own problems I'm busy =ƒÿæ Removed inappropriate content - CCP Logibro
John ShepardIII Capital Acquisitions LLC Bad Intention 1304	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:15:00 - [39] - Quote I feel like I'm more of the get good kind of forum warrior you scrubs The True Shepard Rampage GOML Have No Fear. John Shepard Is Here!
Aiwha Bait Demonic Cowboys 72	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:39:00 - [40] - Quote Jadek Menaheim wrote: Nocturnal Soul wrote: Jadek Menaheim wrote: Atiim, I'm pretty certain you've murdered me before. If I ever meet you expect the royal tea ceremony on your body. Still salty about what I did to your squadmates with the rail riffle and plasma cannon on the Orbital artillery socket? I'm a man of simple means, expect either Basic MinScout (Knives/PLC/NoCloak), Proto CalAss (Rail/Bolt), Dren Amarr (Ishukone Assault Forge/Bolt)...all scrub. You poor Caldari soul. :( "I went looking for trouble, and I found it." - Charles Ponzi

Mex-0 T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K RISE of LEGION 407	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:48:00 - [41] - Quote You forgot I_am_better_cause_I_have_moar_sp and I_protostomp_so_I_am_better Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
vlad stoich Heaven's Lost Property Negative-Feedback 371	Posted - 2015.02.17 18:56:00 - [42] - Quote Mex-0 wrote: You forgot I_am_better_cause_I_have_moar_sp and I_protostomp_so_I_am_better Is that the bitter vet syndrome? I have been here since CCP wiped the placenta off of my mercs ugly face, so I must know it all and am too good to play the game so I b!tch on the forums? Sonny, back in my day (insert random grandpa long story here)
Copharus Arkana Seykal Expeditionary Group Minmatar Republic 46	Posted - 2015.02.17 19:11:00 - [43] - Quote Jadek Menaheim wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: What's wrong with being a grammar *****? I'm glad to have one around. They save lives. They also stop rappers from raping people.
Cyzad4 Blackfish Corp. 632	Posted - 2015.02.17 19:15:00 - [44] - Quote Joel II X wrote: Naw, man. More like... Normal Player: "Need ammo at A." Joel II X: "Not carrying any." Or "Can't reach ya :(" Or "I'm dead :( I'll spawn back with hives :3" Trying the old lull the enemy into a false sense of security? Also, I got that **** copyrighted, you owe me royalties. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Pure Cherubimon Incorruptibles 9	Posted - 2015.02.17 22:35:00 - [45] - Quote Ripley Riley wrote: Would rather squad with the two "antagonists". They seem more fun than that normal player. What a twatscab. Yeah, he really needs to put on some dampeners and use the depots.
Mex-0 T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K RISE of LEGION 407	Posted - 2015.02.17 23:13:00 - [46] - Quote Cyzad4 wrote: Joel II X wrote: Naw, man. More like... Normal Player: "Need ammo at A." Joel II X: "Not carrying any." Or "Can't reach ya :(" Or "I'm dead :( I'll spawn back with hives :3" Trying the old lull the enemy into a false sense of security? Also, I got that **** copyrighted, you owe me royalties. Actually it's: Normal player: "Need ammo at A." No one responds because there are no mics/they are not voiced up and it is extremely awkward Normal player: Shuts off mic to avoid being awkward Gû¼+¦GòÉGòÉn¦ñ
Aiwha Bait Demonic Cowboys 75	Posted - 2015.02.18 03:57:00 - [47] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: Mex-0 wrote: You forgot I_am_better_cause_I_have_moar_sp and I_protostomp_so_I_am_better Is that the bitter vet syndrome? I have been here since CCP wiped the placenta off of my mercs ugly face, so I must know it all and am too good to play the game so I b!tch on the forums? Sonny, back in my day (insert random grandpa long story here) Somebody's bum hurt? "I went looking for trouble, and I found it." - Charles Ponzi
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 2162	Posted - 2015.02.18 03:59:00 - [48] - Quote Aiwha Bait wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Mex-0 wrote: You forgot I_am_better_cause_I_have_moar_sp and I_protostomp_so_I_am_better Is that the bitter vet syndrome? I have been here since CCP wiped the placenta off of my mercs ugly face, so I must know it all and am too good to play the game so I b!tch on the forums? Sonny, back in my day (insert random grandpa long story here) Somebody's bum hurt? You obviously took it the wrong way... Official QuafeGäó Advocate Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge 2917	Posted - 2015.02.18 04:06:00 - [49] - Quote Atiim wrote: LT SHANKS wrote: Weird, I don't recall any of our warriors being that way. Are you sure you're referencing the right forums? This. Pretty much all of the Forum Warriors I've met in-game were decent players. I'm not on there :( Well then! *Quoth the Raven "Nevermore!"* - Edgar Allan Poe CCP Falcon has betrayed me... twice. I will steal his hamsters!
Slave of MORTE Eyniletti Rangers Minmatar Republic 305	Posted - 2015.02.18 04:06:00 - [50] - Quote vlad stoich wrote: jane stalin wrote: These are the conversations you would here on the microphone if forum warriors played dust Normal_player: "Need ammo at A" I_always_say_get_gud: "Get gud, be more accurate with your shots, bring hives and use supply depots that is what they are for." normal_player: "NEED AMMO AT A!" Grammar_nazi:" That is a sentence fragment, you should either say 'I need ammo at objective A' or "Do players at objective A you want ammo?" normal_player: " great, I am dead now from the tone of my voice you know I wanted a Hive I was not offering a hive" Grammar_nazi: " I already make the world less horrible by preventing crimes against grammar, you cannot expect me do actually do something useful like dropping hives" I_always_say_get_gud: "any request makes you a big wuss so I had to point that it out, Hives are your own problem" Normal_player: "Both of you are really pathethic" Grammar_nazi and I_always_say_get_gud: "We are not pathetic we are totally awesome since you deny it you must be a jealous troll" You obviously no thing about which to you speak about. Anime Empire could make a P0rn producer blush with some of the convo's in there. And Anime is full of warriors, battle and forums. That **** Is getting ridiculous Yet another slave of Mortedeamor

Aiwha Bait Demonic Cowboys 75	Posted - 2015.02.18 04:07:00 - [51] - Quote LUGMOS wrote: Aiwha Bait wrote: vlad stoich wrote: Mex-0 wrote: You forgot I_am_better_cause_I_have_moar_sp and I_protostomp_so_I_am_better Is that the bitter vet syndrome? I have been here since CCP wiped the placenta off of my mercs ugly face, so I must know it all and am too good to play the game so I b!tch on the forums? Sonny, back in my day (insert random grandpa long story here) Somebody's bum hurt? You obviously took it the wrong way... I guess? I mean I understand it, but still? Idk. "I went looking for trouble, and I found it." - Charles Ponzi
sir RAVEN WING Horizons' Edge 2917	Posted - 2015.02.18 04:15:00 - [52] - Quote jane stalin wrote: DeadlyAztec11 wrote: What's wrong with being a grammar ***? I do actually benefit from Grammar_nazis, without them my statements would be actually more incomprehensible than they already are. However the fact they don't contribute to the actual conversation itself reveals their true nature. Grammar_nazis are not motivated by the noble goal of making communication clearer and more pleasant, they actually just get a thrill out of patronizing people. Well, I am part 'Grammar ', but I will joke around and actually help people. Once I receive my headset I shall become a large help to my corp's squads. Also, we Officer stomp at times... Quoth the Raven "Nevermore!"** - Edgar Allan Poe CCP Falcon has betrayed me... twice. I will steal his hamsters!
LUGMOS Corrosive Synergy RISE of LEGION 2162	Posted - 2015.02.18 04:16:00 - [53] - Quote Atiim wrote: LT SHANKS wrote: Weird, I don't recall any of our warriors being that way. Are you sure you're referencing the right forums? This. Pretty much all of the Forum Warriors I've met in-game were decent players. List is a bit outdated as I have squadded with you before... ah well. Official QuafeGäó Advocate Anti-FoTM Prof. V Forum Scavenger Prof. V


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