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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:30:00 -
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It has recently come to my attention that certain players are using chemical stimulants in the form of energy drinks to increase their alertness while playing Dust 514.
This puts a severe hamper on players wishing to remain "natty" and keep their bodies clean of those filthy chemicals. This is obviously the reason why people are able to kill me, not my sub-par gun game.
CCP, please provide us with a PS3 peripheral that will accept and test a blood sample for chemical stimulants. Should someone fail a test they should not be able to join a match.
Thank you.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Atiim
Titans of Phoenix
15326
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:34:00 -
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10/10
-IGN
The 1st Matari Commando
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RayRay James
Titans of Phoenix
VP Gaming Alliance
947
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:35:00 -
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The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on. |
Killar-12
The Corporate Raiders
3521
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:39:00 -
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RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on.
Pretty much this every ******* time...
[12:23:46 AM] Breakin Stuff: GODIN THAT IS HANDS DOWN THE STUPIDEST F*ING THING YOU HAVE EVER SAID
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:40:00 -
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RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on. Marijuanas cause those who inhale their smoke to enter a deep trance, increasing their ability to focus 10 fold. This is yet another example of why CCP needs to step in and prevent performance enhancing drug use in Dust 514.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3319
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:41:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:It has recently come to my attention that certain players are using chemical stimulants in the form of energy drinks to increase their alertness while playing Dust 514.
This puts a severe hamper on players wishing to remain "natty" and keep their bodies clean of those filthy chemicals. This is obviously the reason why people are able to kill me, not my sub-par gun game.
CCP, please provide us with a PS3 peripheral that will accept and test a blood sample for chemical stimulants. Should someone fail a test they should not be able to join a match.
Thank you.
Either that are Turn Quafe into the Next Global Energy Drink sensation and offer DUST players a discount. |
TooMany Names AlreadyTaken
Going for the gold
644
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:43:00 -
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Are there any "healthy" foods/drinks that can improve your reaction time? Seriously.
Life has no "real" meaning. We are just dust particles in an endless world we call space.
Just have fun while you live.
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MrShooter01
Ustio Mercenary Squadron
1326
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:44:00 -
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OP's demands conflict with Quafe-« corporate interests, specifically Quafe-« UltraGäó promotion and enjoyment, a delicious and safe* way to get the energy you need to get through your busy day, packed with B-vitamins and other natural ingredients
OP will receive mild discouragement stimulation while wearing or using Quafe-« series dropsuits and weapons until he remembers to edit his post to exclude Quafe-« from the implied ban list |
Clips A'hoy
Incorruptibles
219
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:44:00 -
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The alertness increase coming from those energy drinks provides anunfair advantage. Indeed, there have been 5 reports of teenagers dying from cardiac arrhythmia. This has become far too dangereous and CCP should make this a bannable offense or fix this in some ways to stop these tragic occurrences.
I sometimes fill my bathtub with Jell-o, then I proceed to curl up and pretend I'm a fetus.
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1913 DfLo
ScReWeD uP InC
Smart Deploy
258
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:44:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on. Marijuanas cause those who inhale their smoke to enter a deep trance, increasing their ability to focus 10 fold. This is yet another example of why CCP needs to step in and prevent performance enhancing drug use in Dust 514.
Shhhh
Yep I'm ScReWeD uP
Just Rub One Out
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Fixitgd
Incorruptibles
244
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:45:00 -
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I believe in using mkultra type training filled with the use of monarch butterflies and LSD to truly enter the dust experience.
"Suck it!" - S.M.
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axis alpha
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
530
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:46:00 -
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I'm sorry. What can I say. I'm an alcoholic.
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
14773
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:47:00 -
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YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY CATNIP
Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan!
Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7240
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:51:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY CATNIP Mark my words, it's under review. If it has performance enhancing effects it will be struck now.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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axis alpha
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
533
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:52:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY CATNIP
Sometimes I really do think you are a cat.....
Creepy
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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pegasis prime
BIG BAD W0LVES
1995
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:55:00 -
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Me I'd give him a 9.5 for this one . For a ten he'd have to use choice terms such as no life neck beard scrubs posibly even go as far as asking CCP to fix this **** .
Proud Caldari purist . Rank 10 colonel omiwarrior.
I fought and bled for the State on Caldari prime.
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Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3321
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Posted - 2015.01.30 17:57:00 -
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axis alpha wrote:Cat Merc wrote:YOU WILL NEVER TAKE MY CATNIP Sometimes I really do think you are a cat..... Creepy
We should host an intervention for Cat Merc.... Drugs and Cats are bad mmkay ----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOJw-4xGxro#t=34 |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
14783
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:23:00 -
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YOU MAY TAKE OUR BALLS, YOU MAY TAKE OUR FUR, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR NIP!
Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan!
Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!
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Mortishai Belmont
G.L.O.R.Y
General Tso's Alliance
392
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:25:00 -
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It's okay, the constant use of stimulants will lead to dependency on the substance to stay at optimal conditioning. As their body becomes used to it, they will need more to continue maintaining their skills, thus draining their wallets until they can no longer afford the amount it will take to sustain them!
Then they will be shown for what they are, with their lacking response times and their previous capabilities and former glory well out of their reach forever ~(._.~)
G.L.O.R.Y Soldier,
I'm that Amarr heavy you warn your team about <3
-Heavy/Logi/Assault/Scout-
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Aramis Madrigal
Titans of Phoenix
VP Gaming Alliance
358
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:27:00 -
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote:Are there any "healthy" foods/drinks that can improve your reaction time? Seriously.
Coffee and tea? |
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7250
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:30:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:YOU MAY TAKE OUR BALLS, YOU MAY TAKE OUR FUR, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR NIP! Is the screaming a side effect of rampant drug abuse?
Will someone please think of the children?
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7250
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:37:00 -
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Mortishai Belmont wrote:Then they will be shown for what they are, with their lacking response times and their previous capabilities and former glory well out of their reach forever ~(._.~) By then it will already be too late.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
10935
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:39:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:YOU MAY TAKE OUR BALLS, YOU MAY TAKE OUR FUR, BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKE OUR NIP!
Oh shut up you puss.
On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
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Cyzad4
Blackfish Corp.
598
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:43:00 -
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Bethhy wrote:
Either that or Turn Quafe into the Next Global Energy Drink sensation and offer DUST players a discount.
CCP really should look into this, I'd buy some even if for no other reason than it would be funny to have sitting around...
IF however they make it some kind of fake grapey type flavour like the purple would imply I would be forced to give up water altogether.
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.
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Operative 1174 Uuali
Y.A.M.A.H
406
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Posted - 2015.01.30 18:44:00 -
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote:Are there any "healthy" foods/drinks that can improve your reaction time? Seriously.
Scotch. Particularly, a fine single malt Islay or Speyside. I have said many times on these forums that I fly and shoot with an ADS much better when paired with said beverage.
Although, I then proceed to get a bit too crazy with my acrobatics and when in a Python I tend to add to my on KDR negatively.
I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
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Bright Steel
Horizons' Edge
836
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:10:00 -
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RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on.
After a couple of rounds they will be too hungry to continue
Dust 514, the BEST WORST game you can't stop playing.
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RayRay James
Titans of Phoenix
VP Gaming Alliance
959
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:26:00 -
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Cyzad4 wrote:Bethhy wrote:
Either that or Turn Quafe into the Next Global Energy Drink sensation and offer DUST players a discount.
CCP really should look into this, I'd buy some even if for no other reason than it would be funny to have sitting around... IF however they make it some kind of fake grapey type flavour like the purple would imply I would be forced to give up water altogether.
They did sell Quafe before
Wikipedia wrote:
Quafe is both the name of a popular drink in the EVE Online universe[23] and the name of the in-game corporation which produces it.[24] On 22 October 2004, CCP made a marketing first when they launched the virtual drink for sale in the real world.[25] CCP sold the drink from their website for $1.50 USD for a single bottle, or $15.10 for a multi-pack, but sales of this drink have since ceased. The real-world Quafe soft drink had a lemon-lime taste. While the sale of this drink has ceased the drink does still exist, it appears in many YouTube videos, and is available for sale at CCP's annual EVE Online Fanfest and can be found under its original brand name, Egils Orka, all over Iceland.[26]
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tal mrak-thanl
Aethan Dor
56
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:27:00 -
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I feel bad for all the kids drinking their monsters and redbulls. In about 5 years they will be qqing about how OP their kidney stones are. |
hold that
Capital Acquisitions LLC
Bad Intention
595
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:31:00 -
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I took some shrooms while playing a week ago and it made me hate the game and question what I was doing with my life |
Cat Merc
Fatal Absolution
General Tso's Alliance
14785
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:37:00 -
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Mortishai Belmont wrote:It's okay, the constant use of stimulants will lead to dependency on the substance to stay at optimal conditioning. As their body becomes used to it, they will need more to continue maintaining their skills, thus draining their wallets until they can no longer afford the amount it will take to sustain them!
Then they will be shown for what they are, with their lacking response times and their previous capabilities and former glory well out of their reach forever ~(._.~)
That's why I use my nip in moderation, only using it for matches that I really want to win.
For example, a PC match.
Cat Merc for C¦¦P¦¦M¦¦9¦¦ CPM Nyan!
Vote 'Keshava' for the new Gallente vehicle name!
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Maken Tosch
DUST University
Ivy League
10936
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:47:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Mortishai Belmont wrote:It's okay, the constant use of stimulants will lead to dependency on the substance to stay at optimal conditioning. As their body becomes used to it, they will need more to continue maintaining their skills, thus draining their wallets until they can no longer afford the amount it will take to sustain them!
Then they will be shown for what they are, with their lacking response times and their previous capabilities and former glory well out of their reach forever ~(._.~) That's why I use my nip in moderation, only using it for matches that I really want to win. For example, a PC match.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yuLuKaWSbQ
On Twitter: @HilmarVeigar #greenlightlegion #dust514 players are waiting.
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TEBOW BAGGINS
GREATNESS ACHIEVED THRU TROLLING
1595
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Posted - 2015.01.30 19:58:00 -
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tal mrak-thanl wrote:I feel bad for all the kids drinking their monsters and redbulls. In about 5 years they will be qqing about how OP their kidney stones are.
no joke.. the good thing about a kidney stone is it permanately raises your pain tolerance since nothing will compare to the level of pain.. i've broke several bones, ribs, fractured hip, knees, nerve damaged hand, ankle sprangs and dislocated fingers and nothing even compared to the intensity of kidney stone pain. it feels like your mind is breaking apart into sections and you vomit from the pain in between convulsions. i was on a strict diet of redbull and vodka with 32oz Monsters to wake up to.
the worst part about it is they just stare at you in the ER like your faking it until finally running tests 6 hours later.. by the grace of god i lost consiousness.
AKA Zirzo Valcyn
AFKing since 2012
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TEBOW BAGGINS
GREATNESS ACHIEVED THRU TROLLING
1595
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Posted - 2015.01.30 20:05:00 -
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Cat Merc wrote:Mortishai Belmont wrote:It's okay, the constant use of stimulants will lead to dependency on the substance to stay at optimal conditioning. As their body becomes used to it, they will need more to continue maintaining their skills, thus draining their wallets until they can no longer afford the amount it will take to sustain them!
Then they will be shown for what they are, with their lacking response times and their previous capabilities and former glory well out of their reach forever ~(._.~) That's why I use my nip in moderation, only using it for matches that I really want to win. For example, a PC match.
i like to save my stash of krokadil for a good PC
AKA Zirzo Valcyn
AFKing since 2012
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7268
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Posted - 2015.01.30 20:07:00 -
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TEBOW BAGGINS wrote:I like to save my stash of krokadil for a good PC Krokadil ain't nutta ta' **** wit.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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El Supermano
Mexican Justice League
26
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Posted - 2015.01.30 20:09:00 -
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Ripley Riley wrote:RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on. Marijuanas cause those who inhale their smoke to enter a deep trance, increasing their ability to focus 10 fold. This is yet another example of why CCP needs to step in and prevent performance enhancing drug use in Dust 514.
But what about us that can enter that trance naturally?
Has the ability to leap a hundred lowriders in a single bound.
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Funkmaster Whale
Whale Pod
2790
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Posted - 2015.01.30 20:10:00 -
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I can't play DUST without Coffee n Weed. Call me an addict, but Coffee n Weed is the perfect combo for being alert enough to stomp scrubs while laughing off every death instead of getting mad.
Follow me on Twitch.tv!
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Ripley Riley
Incorruptibles
7268
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Posted - 2015.01.30 20:10:00 -
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El Supermano wrote:But what about us that can enter that trance naturally? Permaban. It's not fair to the other players when you are good at this game.
Just call me Ripple. Ripple Riley.
@Ripley_Riley
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Savage Mangler
Molon Labe.
General Tso's Alliance
282
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Posted - 2015.01.30 20:54:00 -
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote:Are there any "healthy" foods/drinks that can improve your reaction time? Seriously.
Equal parts double brewed coffee and greek yogurt. Add desirable fruit, prefrozen is preferable. Blend. Enjoy good health and caffiene at the same time.
Free your mind, break your shackles.....
In other words....stop being a gorram metasheeple.
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Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3338
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Posted - 2015.01.30 21:30:00 -
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Funkmaster Whale wrote:I can't play DUST without Coffee n Weed. Call me an addict, but Coffee n Weed is the perfect combo for being alert enough to stomp scrubs while laughing off every death instead of getting mad.
Funk seems to have stumbled onto the answer of life. |
DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
7310
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Posted - 2015.01.30 21:37:00 -
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Kinetic Catalyzers are all natural supplements that use plant derived chemicals to naturally boost performance, I assure you.
If you think otherwise.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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DeadlyAztec11
Ostrakon Agency
7310
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Posted - 2015.01.30 21:41:00 -
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TooMany Names AlreadyTaken wrote:Are there any "healthy" foods/drinks that can improve your reaction time? Seriously.
It's called sleep, exercise and getting variety in your food.
Even caffeine starts to get physically addictive because eventually it no longer boosts your performance, but instead just allows you to achieve your normal performance level.
Put your flags up in the sky.
And wave them side to side.
Show the world where you're from.
Show the world we are one.
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Minmatar Mercenary 9292
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
558
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Posted - 2015.01.30 22:26:00 -
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RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on.
Maybe I'm being naive but this game above any has the largest density of crack heads I have ever encountered in a game, I remember a year ago some guy in squad practically suffocating from copious amounts of hash, I'm left sitting there thinking "people actually ******* do this kind of ****?"
Your all ******
Da only good Amarr is a ded Amarr, an de ony fing betta than a ded one, is a dyin one who tells ya were 'is mates is!
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Funkmaster Whale
Whale Pod
2799
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Posted - 2015.01.30 22:42:00 -
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Minmatar Mercenary 9292 wrote:RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on. Maybe I'm being naive but this game above any has the largest density of crack heads I have ever encountered in a game, I remember a year ago some guy in squad practically suffocating from copious amounts of hash, I'm left sitting there thinking "people actually ******* do this kind of ****?" Your all ******
Crackheads?
Comparing weed to crack is very naive, yes.
Follow me on Twitch.tv!
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Minmatar Mercenary 9292
Opus Arcana
Covert Intervention
558
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Posted - 2015.01.31 00:46:00 -
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Funkmaster Whale wrote:Minmatar Mercenary 9292 wrote:RayRay James wrote:The distinct sound of water bongs i hear in any squad would negate the energy drinks they're on. Maybe I'm being naive but this game above any has the largest density of crack heads I have ever encountered in a game, I remember a year ago some guy in squad practically suffocating from copious amounts of hash, I'm left sitting there thinking "people actually ******* do this kind of ****?" Your all ****** Crackheads? Comparing weed to crack is very naive, yes.
General term for anyone who smokes or does whatever, I dunno what to call them, hooligans?
Da only good Amarr is a ded Amarr, an de ony fing betta than a ded one, is a dyin one who tells ya were 'is mates is!
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