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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:28:00 -
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Now available to the public, specially crafted by me in my station brewery.
Specially crafted from the tears of all forum goers and players, this new Quafe is sure to satisfy your thirst in any occasion. Not only that, but a special ingredient found in these tears (enorma butthurtis) gives energy to the mercs soul (if your strongboxes haven't taken it yet).
With the introduction of the need warbarges I will be free to produce it in large, unregulated quantities! Get your free sample today, free of ISK, for Aurum BPOs.
*drinking large quantities may or may not implode your merc with epic joy and a surging feeling for trolling
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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axis alpha
Namtar Elite
Gallente Federation
528
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Posted - 2015.01.30 16:30:00 -
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I'll take a half a case.......maybe.... Let me check my wallet
I cut you up so bad.... You gonna wish I no cut you up so bad.
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LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1781
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Posted - 2015.01.30 22:58:00 -
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Bump for extended sales
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PLAYSTTION
Corrosive Synergy
465
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Posted - 2015.01.31 00:54:00 -
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Ill pre-order next all of the Quafe produced next month.
Gassault Calogi - Ranked #763 on the forums
- Open Beta Vet - 34mil sp -
- Knifed 501stheadstrong
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tander09
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.01.31 02:53:00 -
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How much for a box?
"The feud shall not be forgotten. But those who forget, never witnessed the true horror of it."
-Nexle Skimfuse
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
533
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Posted - 2015.01.31 02:57:00 -
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Do you accept payment in the form of 'git gud' and 'omg nerf everything'?
Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
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Posted - 2015.01.31 03:33:00 -
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Luckily for me, I receive free cases from the company for being a loyal customer and an official representative of Quafe.
Well, Quafe and Quafe Premium, anyways. I guess I'll try a few of yours. |
LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1787
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Posted - 2015.01.31 05:18:00 -
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Jonny D Buelle wrote:Do you accept payment in the form of 'git gud' and 'omg nerf everything'?
Nah. But I'll turn those tears you collected into some custom QuafeQQ for you, so take it as you will.
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LT SHANKS
Bragian Order
Amarr Empire
4911
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Posted - 2015.01.31 05:23:00 -
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What does quafe taste like? |
LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
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Posted - 2015.01.31 05:30:00 -
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LT SHANKS wrote:What does quafe taste like?
Usually, a sort of limey flavor.
However, this one is specially designed to taste different to everyone, depending on their placement on the QQ scale.
Whiny Babies_____________________Ones who adapt
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Very Bitter___________________________Tasty sweet
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Jadek Menaheim
Xer Cloud Consortium
5229
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Posted - 2015.01.31 05:35:00 -
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CALL NOW in the next 30 seconds and receive not one but TWO cases of QUAFE XTREME!
Neckbeard for Good charity shave
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Breakin Stuff
Goonfeet
Special Planetary Emergency Response Group
7287
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Posted - 2015.02.18 22:56:00 -
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LUGMOS wrote:Now available to the public, specially crafted by me in my station brewery.
Specially crafted from the tears of all forum goers and players, this new Quafe is sure to satisfy your thirst in any occasion. Not only that, but a special ingredient found in these tears (enorma butthurtis) gives energy to the mercs soul (if your strongboxes haven't taken it yet).
With the introduction of the need warbarges I will be free to produce it in large, unregulated quantities! Get your free sample today, free of ISK, for Aurum BPOs.
*drinking large quantities may or may not implode your merc with epic joy and a surging feeling for trolling
where do I collect the bounty for these buckets?
AV
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