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Onesimus Tarsus
is-a-Corporation
2883
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:16:00 -
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Repeat this phrase in the style of your chosen race:
"I would like a steak, medium rare, house salad and a baked potato. I'll just have the water to drink."
Behold! The Blue Crater!
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Xocoyol Zaraoul
Superior Genetics
3002
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:17:00 -
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"You see those red dots over there?
Go and shoot them until you see a +50 on the screen" - Arkena Wyrnspire
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Yokal Bob
Titans of Phoenix
VP Gaming Alliance
727
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Posted - 2015.01.28 19:27:00 -
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Giz me zat staaake, mediuum rarre, viz salad and a baked POTato. and donzt forget ze water.
/{o.o}/ ---L Inflatable hammer strikes again
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duster 35000
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
154
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:28:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Repeat this phrase in the style of your chosen race:
"I would like a steak, medium rare, house salad and a baked potato. I'll just have the water to drink."
R u 34'ing?
Choo Choo
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BLOOD Ruler
Royal Uhlans
Amarr Empire
1018
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:47:00 -
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I demand a ,require it medium rare.
Along with baked potato,no salad.
I also demand your finest wine.
Feel The Burning Pain Of My Knives While Your Skull And Mind Is Wrecked By My Pistol.
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Joseph Ridgeson
WarRavens
Capital Punishment.
3174
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:56:00 -
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Pfft, I know a guy at the steak place. Helped him out of some legal trouble a few years back. He know damn well that when I show up, the table is clean, and the steak is hot and bloody.
He know this means without me, he would be hot and bloody.
"This is B.S! This is B.S! I paid money! Cash money, dollars money, cash money!"
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Joel II X
Bacon with a bottle of Quafe
5805
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Posted - 2015.01.28 20:59:00 -
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I'll have the usual, with a side of extra freedom. |
Humble Seeker
Praetoriani Classiarii Templares
Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
152
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:06:00 -
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I would be most grateful for a bovine cutlet, seared to a medial degree of thoroughness, a salad mixture of your usual givings, and a thoroughly cleansed poverty spud. I shall quench my battle-begotten thirst with a chalice of pure water, the simplest and most base of God's gifts.
Thank you Brother/Sister.
"Surround yourself with the faithful, Stand together, for there is no strength like it under the heavens."
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XANDER KAG
658
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:08:00 -
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Hands up! This is a robbery!
But, i'm not dead!
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tal mrak-thanl
Aethan Dor
42
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:09:00 -
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Give me all your slimjims and potato chips, or I'll stab you with this sharpened screwdriver. |
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Infine Sentinel
Better Hide R Die
806
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:10:00 -
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I only eat human.
Local forum Cannibal.
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duster 35000
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
154
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:10:00 -
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XANDER KAG wrote:Hands up! This is a robbery!
And this is my gun.
huh, you look like chinese.
oh **** wa-*boom*
......you shot him in the ****! Really!?
Choo Choo
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Soldner VonKuechle
SAM-MIK
General Tso's Alliance
1447
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:23:00 -
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Steak. Salad. Potato. And water.
For the State!
New term: Quitter-vet. Someone who hasn't played for a substantial time but thinks they can solve its problems.
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Vordred Knight
T.H.I.R.D R.O.C.K
General Tso's Alliance
675
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Posted - 2015.01.28 21:31:00 -
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Bonjour, je voudrais un steak, medium rare, quafe, et cuire une pomme de terre pour aller avec mes mauvaises herbes veuillez
Hello, world!
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GLOBAL RAGE
Consolidated Dust
78
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:02:00 -
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Funny, I went to a Galente restraunt and took notice of the sub standard conditions and that they allowed dogs-when asked to order I told them to serve me what the dogs were eating, because it was canned by a Caldari company. |
LUGMOS
Quafe Premium
1736
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:03:00 -
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Vordred Knight wrote:Bonjour, je voudrais un steak, medium rare, quafe, et cuire une pomme de terre pour aller avec mes mauvaises herbes veuillez
Why would you want bad old vegetables?
Official QuafeGäó Advocate
Anti-FoTM Prof. V
Forum Scavenger Prof. V
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Nocturnal Soul
Primordial Threat
5158
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:04:00 -
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....
(Gê¬n+Ç-´)GèâGöüGÿån+ƒ.pâ+n+ín+ƒ.
LASERS BTCH!!!!!!
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Makuta Miserix
DOD - Fringe Division
314
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:14:00 -
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Does it come with duct tape?
CEO of DOD - Fringe Division.
Please don't break the universe. Thank you for your cooperation.
Private Beta Veteran.
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LT SHANKS
Amarr Templars
Amarr Empire
4872
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:20:00 -
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"I put on my robe and wizard hat." |
Kira Lannister
Ancient Exiles.
2562
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:27:00 -
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I want my steak as if it was passed through a warm room. I want your best harvest.
I want a potato. I want the fire to lash its skin so it becomes burnt on the outside, hardened. Like a slave. But I want it's inside broken. Soft and delicate so I may cut through it with the simplest commands of my knife.
You do not carry what I'll drink. So if it is not everything, then it shall be nothing. Bring me the essential to drink.
If you do not comply with my demands, this place will be burnt to the ground. Your children will watch you die, your wives will become a part of my harem, and you. You will cease to exist.
Or perhaps something worse?I would grant you an existence worse than death. An eternal limbo. An echo. I would make you immortal so you may suffer a million deaths. Would you like that? Would you like to be a god of death?
*Stares off distantly*
"The Ancient Templars will guard fearlessly the people, the land and the heavens of the empire."
Book of Exiles 1:3
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Bethhy
Ancient Exiles.
3291
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Posted - 2015.01.29 03:45:00 -
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This. |
Operative 1174 Uuali
Y.A.M.A.H
400
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Posted - 2015.01.29 06:04:00 -
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wkf-pb-WHhM
I'm better than laser focused; I'm hybrid focused.
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Vicious Minotaur
1895
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Posted - 2015.01.29 06:17:00 -
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Gimme food or I'll shank you.
Jerk.
I am a minotaur.
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Jonny D Buelle
Mors Effera
508
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Posted - 2015.01.29 06:32:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:Repeat this phrase in the style of your chosen race:
"I would like a steak, medium rare, house salad and a baked potato. I'll just have the water to drink."
Jonny walked into the pub. He had been away fighting a pointless war for what seemed to be an eternity.
Looking around he could see many others, both mortal and immortal alike. His trigger finger twitched as he spotted a few caldari he himself had the pleasure of killing. He smiled at his old foes, knowing that they may end up being a much needed ally in his next battle.
He walked up to the bar and sat down. Looking up at the old bar tender he asked 'Pops, get old cookie to fry up a cow, bit bloody. Also would like some greens and a baked potatoes.'
The old bartender passed the order back to the cook then asked, 'want some water with that?'
'Does the Empress sh*t gold?*
Drink until you can't drink no more. Then grab another bottle and drink some more! - Demetrious 'Jonny' Buelle.
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Darken-Sol
BIG BAD W0LVES
1759
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Posted - 2015.01.29 07:07:00 -
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Just knock it's horns off, wipe it's nasty ol' ass, and chunk it down on the plate.
Crush them
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137H4RGIC
Kinsho Swords
Caldari State
446
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Posted - 2015.01.29 07:10:00 -
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Hey Jim, did you find any steak in their trash can? The soup kitchen is closed and the buffet restaurants were already hit up by other homeless beggars. ..
I want to help DUST become a better experience for everyone. Let's work together!
137H4RGIC - Running for CPM2 (SOONGäó)
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Employment History 4-Sale-Today
7
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Posted - 2015.01.29 07:23:00 -
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Jita Local
[WTB] Multiple Items Sale
-1x Bovine
-1x Laser Cutting Tool
-3x Indentured Workers
-1x Vegetable Foodstuffs
-1x Freshwater
-1x Chalice
-1x Large Incinerator lease for all expended items herein
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Pure Soylent
Xer Cloud Consortium
57
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Posted - 2015.01.29 07:26:00 -
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Onesimus Tarsus wrote:"I would like a steak, medium rare, house salad and a baked potato. I'll just have the water to drink."
Is it Tuesday? I'll pass on the steak. I prefer to eat green. |
Thumb Green
Raymond James Corp
2028
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Posted - 2015.01.29 08:10:00 -
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Medium rare? What sort of blasphemy is that?
Pure Soylent wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:"I would like a steak, medium rare, house salad and a baked potato. I'll just have the water to drink." Is it Tuesday? I'll pass on the steak. I prefer to eat green.
Why does everyone ignore the point?
[RYJC]
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duster 35000
Algintal Core
Gallente Federation
156
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Posted - 2015.01.29 08:12:00 -
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Pure Soylent wrote:Onesimus Tarsus wrote:"I would like a steak, medium rare, house salad and a baked potato. I'll just have the water to drink." Is it Tuesday? I'll pass on the steak. I prefer to eat green.
It's taco Tuesday.
Because.
Choo Choo
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killertojo42
KnightKiller's inc.
134
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Posted - 2015.01.29 08:22:00 -
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Waiter I take only the finest meat of the amarr heavy, lightly smoked by an RE and slowly seared by no less than the finest nova knife
Because both of us dying as I'm in my nomad BPO is to my benefit
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